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>That paper looks very interesting, I read the first few pages. I’ll try to read the rest of it soon. Does it touch on pilot wave theory, am I correct in thinking that pilot wave theory doesn’t exactly square with retrocausality?

I don't think it mentions pilot wave theory, no. It's about Von Neumann's interpretation, specifically as modernised by Henry Stapp.

And to mark the right-wing vehicles: https://www.amazon.com/9tilight-Brandon-Stickers-Collections-Motorcycle/dp/B09JVZ16SS/ref=sr_1_250?crid=10OEFP0JMTIKP&keywords=decals+for+trucks&qid=1644455197&s=automotive&sprefix=decals%2Cautomotive%2C123&sr=1-250

Prank someone: https://www.amazon.com/Diesel-Fuel-Tank-Stickers-Pack/dp/B07NW459P8/ref=sr_1_155?crid=10OEFP0JMTIKP&keywords=decals+for+trucks&qid=1644454961&s=automotive&sprefix=decals%2Cautomotive%2C123&sr=1-155

Or maybe this in the appropriate rooms. https://www.amazon.com/Ouzorp-Barry-Light-Switch-Stickers/dp/B09MK9G68Q/ref=pd_pb_ss_no_hpb_2/141-4416934-4957726?pd_rd_w=1qLUR&pf_rd_p=45f92aae-3fbe-4e26-9929-951264041217&pf_rd_r=AJZYSP9PGHDF4XB6ZV1H&pd_rd_r=5adc4ce6-c775-4f5e-844a-3...

And from USA Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Truck-Nothing-Sticker-Trucks-Laptops/dp/B09JCRSMS7/ref=sr_1_7?crid=10OEFP0JMTIKP&keywords=decals+for+trucks&qid=1644454598&s=automotive&sprefix=decals%2Cautomotive%2C123&sr=1-7

>7 hours NOT doomscrolling !

HAHahAhaha. Anyway, I moved back to browser bookmarks because I can't rely on the search function from https://getpocket.com/ and it wasn't synchronizing correctly with Firefox.

I doubt horsey dewormer would help against that, but this method would prolly do the trick:

> I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out. In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration. If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724

The book is here. If you have any questions about it then just ask.

Since most people won't be interested in reading a whole book, there's a video here which sums up my Doomer perspective.

Isostatic rebound due to global glacial melt triggers massive tectonic and volcanic activity that spews millions of tonnes of aerosols into the stratosphere. By some cosmic fluke they perfectly balance the GHG caused earth energy imbalance in insolation and also somehow by some not yet known method also counteract ocean acidification. Simultaneously a series of meteorites containing some space-born massively more complex version of DNA enter our atmosphere. The super-space-DNA merge on a molecular-genetic level with all life on Earth, except humans for some reason, and biodiversity rebounds rapidly while ecosystems recover everywhere, and also all non-human life starts to use microplastics as an energy source supercharging their recovery while detoxifying the air, soil and water.

The Earth heals, the climate stabilises, and the biosphere thrives, then the super-space-DNA mutates and infects all humans...Our skins alter, and we all start to glow the green of an over ripened potato as we become photosynthesising and no longer require food, just a couple of hours a day sunbathing. Every human learns they are finally free from our evolutionary shackles and we all return to monke, but with internet and memes too somehow. And then we learn to build Holodecks and live forever in whatever fantasy or reality we want to. Mine involves a perfect simulation of Jennifer Connelly in her early twenties and a 55 gallon drum of lube with a whole stadium of sentient potatoes spectating and cheering me on, but you all didn't really want to picture that.