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Yo can someone send the post link cause I’m lazy and want to plug it into a text to speech program:

https://www.naturalreaders.com/online/

Until then ima also try to find the post

Edit: found it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/g0whal/chimney_changa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Edit: what the fuck did I just hear. I know it’s Reddit and all but what the absolute fuck

I breathe the same oxygen as roughly 8 billion other humans do. I exhale carbon which feeds the greens, which most living organisms feed on. Rate this song please or my existence will be more frequent. https://www.bandlab.com/user7604878385687202/2nd-song-9f845312