What are /r/drugscirclejerk's favorite Products & Services?

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Here you go boss :

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It’s the french Amazon site and it’s similar but not identical, you can probably find the right one tho

Could probably find a cheaper one, but I got this right off Amazon. Remember, the full 1L ones are more expensive, but if you aren't actually making cream, just get a .5L, like this one.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08HFSVB1N?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

It's so nice to finally talk to other obsessed psychonauts!

Be careful, sometimes there is MSG-dehydrate in Kratom. You got to mix it with 1 part sewage and 1 part almond milk to not only activate all the almonds but also make MSG-kratomate*2H2O. Cook, stirr, let it cool down for a few hours and boof it with your morning-coffee! A friend told me to just boof it normally instead but I don't trust my vendor anymore, Kratom-Kyle (KratomBrotherKyle.org) over here has been a real jerk lately. His ThaiPimps are more like ThaiLAME!!!1!

So peeps that are really sensitive to MSG, try making the kratomate-salt with easy instructions found here ! Haven't read it read but I'll make sure to share some receipts later! Anyway guyz, thats it for today, see you soon

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Unironically though if you’re not a boomer and can follow basic instructions it’ll take you like a day of research to figure out how to buy off DNMs properly.

Wow, can’t believe the encouragement from this post - just managed to sell another 2.. this is crazy! Have just dropped the price 30% off as a thank you for the support https://www.amazon.com/XANAX-CANDLE-FOR-PILL-LOVERS/dp/B0B3LD9P1K

Brooooo cop one these, they save my ass laterally

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Here's the antidote, drink it all at once

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Oh, totally forgot about pinkies.

Disolve some meth in GHB and boof it. Then buy one of these​ on amazon.

From the reading I’ve done, he’d be down.

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Here’s a horse costume for ya!

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