The only, saving grace I can see here, is in the first paragraph of https://stripe.com/restricted-businesses :

In certain cases, businesses listed below may be eligible for processing with explicit prior approval from Stripe.

Please GameJolt, please tell me you have this explicit prior approval. xD

Good effort. How long to put all that together?

I'd better post my space invaders game :P

Really simple Space Invaders

My version doesn't require a 1MB dl though, you just play it in the browser :)

Well, I released Bounce and Break on android almost two months ago and it could use some extra publicity. I also created the game RoFactory for the 72 hour game Jam #gjgdcjam on game jolt which is currently playable for Windows, Linux and Mac.

Let me know if you want to cast about these games, I could even join you on a stream to answer questions.