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Ah la salope !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

For the bitchxs who want to listen to the audio version

I did this very quickly because I unironically have to cook! #housewife

You whore, you didn't know my voice and I have served so many audios here. You are cancelled. As a punishment I get to kidnap all the Scottish bussy!

So, preface, I know how I’m supposed to get clean; Metamucil and shower douche enemas.

But what about morning sex? And more importantly, how do you do this when you’re literally made of shit?

Do I wake up early and hose out while my top is still asleep? What if there’s nothing left of me when it’s all over?

Honestly, this is his fault for going inside my toxic slop bucket.

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I’m still coming down from the high of this one: https://www.amazon.com/T-Rex-Made-Me-Gay-Dinosaur-ebook/dp/B00JPGCHEC/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=dinosaur+made+me+gay&qid=1624394217&sr=8-3

Always try the free app before dropping 99cents on it.

Considering the replies I feel like a VPN company is engaged in a viral marketing campaign with this post. They sponsor everyone at this point. I half expect the next OnlyFans account to have a “brought to you by NordVPN” branded dildo to abuse their sad hole with.

I thought it would be really difficult too until I tried it! Cutting out processed food almost entirely definitely helped.

Soy isn't actually a staple in my diet tbh. I eat tofu and miso soup but that accounts for less than 5% of my total energy intake.

If you don't have any other allergies/intolerances you could easily thrive on potatoes, brown rice, beans and lentils for most of your energy; then add fruits and veggies to balance it out. Chia, flax and hemp seeds are also fantastic all around.

Cronometer helped me immensely in planning all of this out.

90% of AGB should put all that horny to work and just self-publish their str8-men-love-my-rosebud fanfiction on Amazon. They'd be right at home alongside stories like "My Ass Is Haunted by the Gay Unicorn Colonel" and "A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay."

My reaction as a Latina blouse married to a yt 🍿

AND

~~Vocaroo~~ SpeakPipe version of the wig snatching

No, just a friendly reminder that it's time to get serious about bussy health.

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/uj: I just edited two articles about women's (LMAO, remember them??) health. TRIGGER WARNING: WOMEN'S GENITALS!! [Article 1](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/no-two-snowflakes-are-alike\_n\_59912203e4b0ed1f464c0c3c), [article 2](https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/why-we-need-to-talk-about-vaginas).

People were complimenting my shirt when I was partying with these guys in February that included a runway model, so it was a very fashionable crew. One asked how expensive it was.

"$5. Amazon Real Essentials. I got a 5 pack of em."

LMAO.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07NH7F2R3

It was the dark red one.

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