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In Africa, every vehicle needs a pair of "go fuck yourself" lights.

This is not Europe or America,

We have "special needs" for "special people".

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HOW TO:

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• Buy your set of GFY Lights.

https://www.amazon.com/Nilight-ZH302-Driving-Harness-Warranty/dp/B07SFG7GN9/ref=sr_1_17?crid=1L5681EX8R0ZX&keywords=LED+4x4+lights&qid=1667321883&qu=eyJxc2MiOiI0LjM1IiwicXNhIjoiMy40MSIsInFzcCI6IjIuMDAifQ%3D%3D&sprefix=led+4x4+44+lights%2Caps%2C314&sr=8-17

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• "GFY Lights" are not meant for driving.

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• "GFY Lights" are used only for flashing idiots who blind you.

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• Since installing my "GFY Lights" I only get blinded for a split second.

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• Everyone changes their mind after experiencing a quick flash of "GFY Lights".

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• Everyone understands its purpose, without getting upset because they know that their lights are fucked.

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• People are not stupid but merely slow learners.

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• I therefore find it UTTERLY AMAZING how quickly people learn by example.

Checkout the Kena Health App https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=health.kena

They're on iOS aswell, I booked a consultantation with them last Friday, great service and no medical aid needed

The original should be higher res. You can find it on Bing Maps actually 😊 just click on the City Flyover icon bottom right of the screen when you have the map on Johannesburg.

https://www.bing.com/maps

Angelos is excellent wood fired pizza in Randpark ridge, here's a map of cool restaurants/ general places in Joburg aswell:
https://umap.openstreetmap.fr/en/map/great-places-johannesburg-south-africa-surrounds_432083#11/-26.1320/28.0076