go to C:\Windows\Media, make folder dootdoot
go to control panel, appearance and personalization, personalization, sounds
click on device connect, click browse, go to c:\Windows\Media\dootdoot\dootdoot.wav, hit open
praise mr skeltal you have windows insert dootdoot
Looks spooky.
I also made a dooting simulator game, where you play as Skull Trumpet and have to use the arrows to doot. Download link
Here's the t-shirt with the Ultimate Doot
Props to /u/SillyNonsense and /u/Vermilingus