Canned chicken? Must be a US thing, never seen that here in the UK. Tuna, yes. Chicken? No.
A quick search on Amazon shows that I can get 5 cans for £90, or about $120, that's $24 a can!
The big one could be one of these fake ones:
https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Novelty-Penny-Loftus-International/dp/B00S8MLU3I
and the small one a real penny. If not, lets gift OP $7 so we can see the tiny, normal, huge next to each other.
True, but BleedCease (formally called NasalCease) is better. It has a clotting agent in it. You can order it on amazon. I used to get nosebleeds a lot and once I started carrying BleedCease it just wasn't a problem any more. I'd pop it in and go about my business, nobody even knew. https://www.amazon.com/Bleedcease-First-Nosebleeds-Sterile-Packings/dp/B00GRL8Q5W