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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand E•MO•TION. The lyrical dissonance is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Wertherian literature most of the nuance will go over a GP listener’s head. There’s also Carly’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her lyricism - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Cyndi Lauper’s “Time After Time”, for instance. The homosexuals understand this stuff; they have the in•tel•lectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these issues, to realise that they’re not just boy problems - they say something deep about LIMERENCE. As a consequence people who dislike Carly Rae Jepsen truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Carly’s existential catchphrase “I’m just going to the store, to the store” which itself is a cryptic reference to Adam Smith’s magnum opus “The Wealth of Nations”. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Carly Rae Jepsen’s genius lyricism unfolds itself on their Spotify playlists. What sweaties.. how I pity them. ��

And yes, by the way, i DO have a saxophone tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for popheads’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. If you know what I mean, do you know what I mean? ��

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand E•MO•TION. The lyrical dissonance is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Wertherian literature most of the nuance will go over a GP listener’s head. There’s also Carly’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her lyricism - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Cyndi Lauper’s “Time After Time”, for instance. The homosexuals understand this stuff; they have the in•tel•lectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these issues, to realise that they’re not just boy problems - they say something deep about LIMERENCE. As a consequence people who dislike Carly Rae Jepsen truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Carly’s existential catchphrase “I’m just going to the store, to the store” which itself is a cryptic reference to Adam Smith’s magnum opus “The Wealth of Nations”. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Carly Rae Jepsen’s genius lyricism unfolds itself on their Spotify playlists. What sweaties.. how I pity them. ��

And yes, by the way, i DO have a saxophone tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for popheads’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. If you know what I mean, do you know what I mean? ��

https://www.amazon.com/Brush-Buddies-Lady-Singing-Toothbrush/dp/B008KHRLKW

Yall

>Bought this less than a month ago and it already has been giving issues. I liked the idea that the battery and the brush were exchangeable to allow to use just after changing either battery of brush. Well only a couple of weeks after first the songs started failing. One of them not working or the one song just sounding as if it was playing double speed. Then almost at the same time the songs started playing by themselves out of nowhere. Even more annoying in the middle of the night definitely waking us up. Essentially for the price is not worth it to me.

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i love the wet n wild mega last! also not too pricey

/uj it’s been a highly and visibly gay city since at least the late ‘80s but a gay community has existed since the turn of the 20th century. There’s a book A Queer Capital: A History of Gay Washington D.C. that goes into it if you’re interested in learning more.

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J lube. Comes as a powder and you mix with water to your desired viscosity. It was designed for veterinarian use (reaching inside horses and cows) but it also is fantastic for reaching your limbs inside of men's asses.

Not that I would know or anything.