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I tried reversing it and changing the speed, by now 50% and 100% slower and faster in both reversed and basic lead me to nothing clear.

Clear things i could find for now:
Original audio:

• 00:04 to 00:06 microwave time input
  
• 00:06 to 00:56 50 seconds of microwave running with what seems like a glass plate rubbing/vibrating(very noticeable between 00:47 and 00:49) inside the microwave.
  
• 01:02 start of reversed "song" (interesting fact: The song sounds reversed even when playing it backward).
  

I'll try more stuff tonight on the rest of the file.
Reversed version

I used Audacity to temper with it.

Let's solve this!

Well, i tried a couple of speed and i found out that at around 500x we can hear what seems to be the original audio background, all of this on the reversed version. 500x speed version

The song seems closer to a regular audio too, i personnality don't know this song (If it's not an original from the autor), so i submitted it to Audiotag to see, but no result,

For the background noise all i can hear seems to be a caughing and a bunch of sound made by random stuff being tossed around...I can't really make anything about these.

On the tweet side, the clap sign in between words in the first tweet must have a meaning... That's it for me tonight.