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Here is the Link to the Product Listing if anyone is interested in reading the reviews. They are absolutely hilarious!

Albanese Candy, Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5-pound Bag

Thank you. The urn I bought was perfect. It turned out to be a full sized urn, so I was able to wrap his baby blanket around his ashes. It also had abstract angels etched on it that, on the way to the funeral, my husband remarked that they looked like dinosaur heads. It made me laugh.

This one: https://www.amazon.com/Classico-Memorials-Cremation-Funeral-Suitable/dp/B01DULGS88/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?keywords=aqua+blue+urn&qid=1563304474&s=gateway&sr=8-5

I seriously thought I was having deja vu. He did this before!

Anyways this post isn't strictly Amazon-related and is book-related, which breaks rule #5.

But it's motherfucking CHUCK TINGLE.

So I will make an exception. Because you don't mess with Mr. "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" himself.

Hi!

Please put the Amazon source link in the comments next time. I've taken the liberty of doing it for you here.

You can try it too. Best naming ever

There are ones that look like inflatable travel pillows that work great and you don’t have to hang yourself from a door frame. I had a “cervical sprain” about 7 years ago and have had bad neck pain and migraines ever since. I got one of the traction devices of amazon and it’s been phenomenal. They don’t have the exact one I use anymore but it’s similar to this one:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075NF8HN2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_3NPrCbA75F60H

This is the specific one I bought for my bearded dragon : OMEM Worm Dish Mini Reptile Food Bowl Ceramics Made https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01IRIL1SG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_NP62RPGP67MG1AG5KWXM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

I’m so sorry I just saw this, I rarely use Reddit. Here’s the link : Reptile Water Food Bowl, Worm Dish Ceramic Pet Bowls Anti-Escape Mini Reptile Feeder Mealworms Bowl for Lizard Bearded Dragon Gecko Chameleon Hermit Crab Dubia Reptirock Retile Cricket Dish https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YYL2TKB/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_WNFRECHX68K439H4YT0E?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

That's not the ad, that's an edited photo:
https://www.amazon.com/Baby-Monkey-Costume-6-12-Months/dp/B00TIJG5K8/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=amscan+baby+monkey&qid=1608663943&sr=8-1

Customers who purchased this also purchased: https://www.amazon.com/Wallmonkeys-WM191693-Testis-Wall-Decals/dp/B00IK2YQN2/ref=pd_sbs_201_27?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=GSFYK9GC0TN3MAAKPCZA

wtf amazon

I was looking at costumes on Amazon when this one popped up. I was curious to see if they made one for the opposite sex.

I found the vagina mask and this. A double win, I'd say.

In my experience, if you send a correction to Amazon, you'll get a nice form letter reply and nothing will change.

Here's a real toy "not suitable for kids under 8 years old" and yet one of the product photos shows two infants and a toddler playing with it.... it looks like the toy has been photoshopped into the image. The toy is multiple pieces of plastic held together with stickers, clearly inappropriate for infants and toddlers that will mouth it and possibly have the stickers come off in their mouths. It's also a potential chocking hazard if the stickers come off, with the individual plastic pieces posing a hazard.

I sent a correction to Amazon a month ago. Nothing happened except a nice form letter response. You're more likely to see this toy at a middle school math festival than in a baby's play room.

They did sort of correct my other complaint, which was incorrectly labeling this a "2-pack." The complete toy is two pieces and is supposed to be two pieces. They are always sold together, and they are not identical. So now it's labeled "2-in-1" as if that's a thing.

For anyone who has room for dessert:

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=nodl_?dplnkId=5995b9bd-e5a2-4e17-a6c2-35798fbe9a7a&dplnkId=12933f05-12b5-41d3-bec5-514f00190b7b

https://www.amazon.com/Scratcher-Lightweight-Oversized-Scratching-Backscratchers/dp/B09LGBK9GK/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=3JP27ZYJ5INTX&keywords=back+scratcher+rake&qid=1667277671&qu=eyJxc2MiOiI0LjYxIiwicXNhIjoiNC4zMyIsInFzcCI6IjQuMjYifQ%3D%3...

Oh man, what a great find! Reminds me of this, which I was gonna purchase but never did

I can confirm that they are. Here's a link, hope it works. Have to do some scrolling down yourself. I can't be arsed to post screenshots and probably would fail anyway

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Stuffed-Lifelike-Children-Birthday-%EF%BC%8811-8Inch%EF%BC%89/dp/B09C87279K/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=zhaoflafa+Garfield&link_code=qs&qid=1656436097&sourceid=Mozilla-search&sr=8-1

I'm seriously tempted to buy one for myself 😂

Ah man, I went and found this and they have changed the video! They now leave out the best part when she puts the oranges up to her eyes then does a couple of more spins.
https://www.amazon.com/Bluetooth-Portable-Wireless-Speakers-Waterproof/dp/B09YRFGMVB

if you want a gift for a boy or toddler, you can try this educational play kit that was randomly seen on amazon and it helped my kid to develop his social skills, motor skills, and creativity. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B098W8J8KX?ref=myi_title_d

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This is almost certainly due to a hijacked ASIN. This can happen either to repurpose ASIN’s with good reviews to another product, or with intent to damage the reputation of another seller. Dildos are a common choice for the latter.

I suggest going through your recent orders and actually visit the product page for each to see if it’s been changed, rather than rely on what the order says.

Tip: If you know the ASIN of a product you can always go direct to its listing page by using “https://www.amazon.com/dp/“ before it, so for example if the ASIN is B07X66DCLM then the URL is https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07X66DCLM.

Source: am Amazon seller, have to deal with this shit daily.

Certainly a strange design, but this does not appear to be a children's backpack. Nowhere on the product page does it mention kids or children.

https://www.amazon.com/VacLife-Inflator-Portable-Compressor-Inflatables/dp/B08LGTYBQQ/ref=sr\_1\_5?crid=3U08YVLCB43R2&keywords=ac+tire+inflator&qid=1644277739&sprefix=ac+tire+inflator%2Caps%2C65&sr=8-5

Um it should of said “I’m going to Amazon right now to buy that for my wife! Now I can’t find it but I bought a frog bed for our hamsters, Jack Bauer and Waffles.

Hollypet Warm Small Pet Animals Bed Dutch Pig Hamster Nest Hedgehog Rat Chinchilla Guinea Habitat Mini House, Green Bullfrog https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0823TMT7B/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_THC5AN4GJDGTMECJKXPW

Question & Answer for Amazon's Blood Type Kit

>Generally, silicone dolls tend to hold up better and cost more. This toy is TPE material, but also safe, feel real, easy to clean and most importantly you could pay for multiple TPE dolls for the price of one silicone one，LOL
Recommend my new toy:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08Q827SR9
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>Cool! A fine choice.

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Limited-time deal: NIWAYCKR Wooden Kids Knife for Cooking and Safe Cutting Veggies Fruits, Cute and Simple Design, Essential Kids Kitchen Tools, Suitable for Kids Cooking Utensils Aged 2-8 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095724BHP/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_dl_HKR0VB9VQ0ZZ0AYB3F0J

I found the amazon dot com link. It's complete with a bearded man using the item. Link below broken on purpose as I am unsure about rule one.

https://www amazon dot com/Fairly-Odd-Novelties-Lickem-Scratcher/dp/B01MRP73C7/ref=sr_1_5?crid=2LQIWNH9IFMBM&dchild=1&keywords=lick%2Bem%2Bcat%2Bscratcher&qid=1635961169&sprefix=lick%2B%27em%2Bcat%2B%2Caps%2C943&sr=8-5&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Realistic-Suction-Hands-Free-Layered-Silicone/dp/B07PQRSZMB/ref=pd_aw_sim_1/132-9135737-1160037?pd_rd_w=LQaAX&pf_rd_p=4904fc9b-6339-479c-8911-4698dd8cd027&pf_rd_r=TVGVTSBSXA34NHM4TVFX&pd_rd_r=09d48d98-1741-42ca-a...

I had something like this happen to me once, someone sent me a copy of "White Fragility" by robin diangelo. When I contacted amazon, they said someone created a throwaway account with my personal/payment info to send me it.

Black Gothic Skull Pattern Throw Rugs Carpet Modern Area Rug Floor Pad Rugs Bathroom Rug Mat Yoga Mat Home Decor for Kitchen/Living/Bedroom/Playing Room https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08LBNXY51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_TRBDNBETG4C2R1PSVWG6

https://www.amazon.com/Gritin-Resistance-Skin-Friendly-Exercise-Different/dp/B07L9WLKZQ/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=Gritin+Resistance+Bands&qid=1622060914&sr=8-1

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If you want to see more Photoshop-Art

Link to product (The Q & A and the reviews are just as nutty)

Amazon link

My Facebook feed this morning let me know about this vital office supply. While I HAVE been on the lookout for a DIY bone expander kit, and the reviews so far are glowing, the fact that there are only four reviews makes me wary. I think I'll hold off for now... If anyone else has tried the product, let me know!

https://www.amazon.com/Updated-Version-Anti-Anxiety-Spinning-Relieving/dp/B07SW5XMST/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1E71U0M5NK1DA&dchild=1&keywords=double+pendulum+fidget+spinner&qid=1601325485&sprefix=double+pendulum%2Caps%2C177&sr=8-2

I have had this cereal - even among the high fiber cereals, this is gross. It is so card-board-y texture and free of any flavor that I had to go back on AmazonWTF and buy a bag of cereal marshmallows to even them out.

Here’s the link:

Wearable AC Small Portable Air Conditioner Fan USB Mini Rechargeable Water Cooled Air Conditioner with Handle Air Cooler with 3 Speeds 7 Colors LED Light for Dormitory Office (White)

I bought the mousepad version of this for my wife. I found a slightly different one Apottwal MP-0003 Funny Cute Cat Dressed as Rambo with Gun Riding a Glowing Red Eyes Fire Breathing Unicorn Mouse Pad https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CE6MGSQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_WNFSzbMG51YRJ

This one might be even better

My boyfriend got me one about food and I must say Dr. Tingle really has the market of inanimate objects banging dudes cornered. https://www.amazon.com/Handsome-Sentient-Food-Pounds-Turns-ebook/dp/B01C4HAB8M

Heeeerrrreeeeee's toadstool!

The ninjago costume it recommends is pretty god damn pimp, though.

This was constantly bought togheter.

Nothing makes sense now!

I need to try to be stealthy about it. A few years back I replaced all of the pillow cases with these Nicolas Cage pillowcases and they've been on guard. But it's been long enough I might be able to swing the curtain.

https://www.amazon.com/Wallmonkeys-WM31555-Stick-Wall-Decals/dp/B00TLXX98C/ref=pd_sim_sbs_201_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=41-GROalJ%2BL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR122%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=ZZ169AFWFKK7WDDDAW6Q

remember: however uncreative it may be, chocolate is still better than this

How the FUCK did you not choose the Monkey Farts as your post?!! http://www.amazon.com/Monkey-Scented-Candle-Autism-Candles/dp/B00M26QDC4/ref=pd_sim_sbs_201_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=41-VSxV0tVL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR147%2C160_&refRID=0ENAN850DG3HY0R8ME67

Uh, actually the second product picture is incorrect. It's for this product.

Regardless, I don't think this is that weird. It's just a man on top of a table they're selling. It's not like he's in a weird pose or anything.

Removed for rule 1, sorry.

> 1. Your post must contain items on Amazon that are unusual, weird, or bizzare content that, well, you wouldn't EXPECT to find on Amazon. Gag gifts must be weird, not just funny. "Weird" items are subjective, and links can be removed for being too normal at moderator discretion.

This costume is funnier.

_ Although it looks like the designers pulled back before they made the boobs dark skinned.

I actually knew about this product way before it wound up here so in a way it's not that appropriate for the sub, as people know about it, use it and apparently like the hell out of it.

I like how it's the same model as in this post, but his face is blurred out in the other one. As if this product is good enough to show his face, but the V shaped thong was not OK for him.

This link lead me to this... And then I spent the next ten minutes laughing at the, "Customers also viewed this" items.

Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed: Look And Feel Canadian Breath Spray

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