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Took a while to figure out your point. It is: CCJ is the real Chinar subreddit.

Yes, no shit Tim Budong Esquire. That sub is always gonna be a fucking cesspit because it is the intersection of:

• Fucking idiot losers who think 4000 RMB salaries are the ideal solution to their life problems

• Reddit's greatest autists - "I can't function without google apps because I keep a log of my masturbation times on it"

• Dumb fucking ABCs who accept their parents fled China because they were starting to eat each other, but think that it's the best country in the world because 1.3 billion people earning $4000 a year multiplies out really well.

• Fucking dipshits who got a degree in retard, who think that if you don't mention "Astrill" the goverment won't block it.

• Fempats

• Fucking retarded reddit users who want to use this sub to do research for their utterly retarded tjhesis on the poetry reading habits of second tier concubines and its effect on gardening practices.

• The french

So honestly there is no fucking hope.

My publisher Camphor Press will ship a paperback out to China for free if you order direct from them: https://camphorpress.com/free-shipping-china-taiwan/

It's confirmed to get through customs as a couple of copies are already circulating in Faghai and Gayjing.

Or, if you're more up to date, you can get an ebook version at Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Party-Members-Arthur-Meursault-ebook/dp/B01IJLRVBW/#navbar

I tried negging her like semen_gongchang suggested but it didn't work, any other ideas? I feel like the answer is in The Art of War but my Classical Chinese just isn't good enough to find it yet or maybe I am interpreting it too literally? I don't know, it is hard to get out of my Western mindset even with all the Tai Ch'ii and 4jiow meditation I have been doing these days.

Have you written any poetry?

How are the self-criticism sessions? Lots of bonding?

Do you have choices with the forced labor, whether to stitch cargo shorts or dye the backpacks green?

Can you recommend a good Astrill server for iOS when I'm in Gee-nan"

lol @ that sub...

> 2 posts:

> Do not buy or renew astrill. It is absolute shit right now. (self.Astrill) (1 comment)

> Astrill, please fix your shit. (self.Astrill) (10 comments)

Hi guys!

I didn't know where to put this thread so I guess I'll just ask it here, I'm moving to Gayjing for the rest of my life, how can I check Gmail?

Thanks!

P.S does anyone want to be a mod of /r/Astrill?

I have an incredibly busy week ahead of me (mostly videos but also a lot of moving about as I'll be going to some remote places on the outskirts of Shenzhen to get some footage), I'll keep you all up to date and don't forget to check out Conquering Southern China if you haven't yet already: https://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6

As always, thank you for the support and Stay Awesome!

Ah, I'm talking about someone unrelated to China. He's a schizophrenic programmer who believes God commanded him to create the biblical Third Temple as a computer operating system. It took him over a decade to do, and he believes he can talk to God with his OS. He's also infamous for incoherent racist/homophobic rants.

You can see some of the questions he's asked god and the responses here.

/unjerk do NOT sync photos to Apple's iCloud service. it's always sucked raw eggs and Apple has never done a damn thing to improve it.

and as they have your credit card info they'll upgrade you once you go over 5GB storage. dunno if they ask or not. easy to stay under 5GB as long as you don't sync your photos.

not sure how to reverse process but googlewhack it, or better yet, install something that won't send all your fap-centric search terms to GOOG:

https://duckduckgo.com/

install that as a plug-in on all your browsers. GOOG won't miss you and you won't miss it.

It turns in the Eiffel Tower when the guys high five.

Of course it's only gay if your balls touch, or eye contact lasts more than 1/10 of a second.

See also: Galloping Girdy

>Speculum al foderi, or literally "a mirror for fuckers"

Latin is a beautiful language

1) Depends on where you are. If ExpressVPN is having issues in Nanjing, its probably an issue for everybody else's VPN.
2) ExpressVPN has some intermittent issues with connecting from time to time. That's the nature of the VPN business here. The one I currently use on my laptop, TorGuard, goes a month or two at a time without problems, and then stops connecting for weeks.
3) If you want something free and reliable, VPN 360 has given me zero issues so far.

Astrills customer service said this, about customers who talked about Astrill in public, saying they had joined DUMB CLUB.

As if the government can't sign up to their service and get all the info anyway. Because treehouse pinkie swear is how you keep secrets from the authorities.

Yeah, this is in the Philippines.

1. She's obviously Filipino (if you can't tell a Flip from another Asian you're retarded so stop reading).
2. Blue skies--the only parts of Asia that don't have disgusting polluted skies nowadays are Philippines and Japan. Again, if you think this is Japan you're retarded.
3. Well made house. Filipinos aren't bright, their food is garbage, and they're stuck in the 1800s when it comes to science and religion, but they follow instructions well and are cheap, meaning an expat building a house can get one built to western standards quite easily.
4. Clean beaches. The Philippines, Malaysia, and Japan are the only Asian countries I've been to that weren't full of litter everywhere. But this pic makes it clear we aren't in Malaysia, and if you don't know why you're retarded. https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/beautiful-woman-posing-standing-arms-raised-1260286696

Don't use ExpressVPN. I know people working there (their HQ is in Hong Kong) and they say they have all sorts of shady practices like people can't admit they work there, they are hiding the fact they're in Hong Kong, the owner is hiding his connections to China, etc.

Use any other VPN company.

Yeah, I fucked it up, tho. Should be "cow licker" for an Indian. I was too busy trying to remember the word "Juggernaut". My vocab is like... well shit.

You should get Astrill on the go, this Indian bird does this flying kick, ground game and drag combo that is pretty painful to watch.