Stats-wise I play him as a 5e Warhose that has a penchant for being lazy and irritable. I'm summoning him through the Find Steed spell, which gives me one mile telepathy. I usually voice both parts, giving Frank a higher-pitched version of Marvin's voice and personality from Hitcherhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
"Oh, there's a group of goblins over there raiding a caravan. Why don't we just stay here and graze on some clover. Oh, you're dismounting to run over there anyways? Have fun. Don't die. Or do."
My chunky cat likes to beg for food all the time too. In reality she is not hungry but board. What helped my chonk loose 3 pounds was this feeder. Catit Senses 2.0 Food Tree https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D3NI31Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ctHuCb9VPD33T It essentially takes a few seconds for every piece of kibble and keeps her entertained, like she is hunting, without having to beg every couple of hours.
It was an amazon multipack purchase. I'll see if I can find it.
Ninja edit: Fashion's Talk Cat toys Variety Pack for Kitty 20 pieces https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01AHM6P18/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_6dcpzbM2GJ4BN
Holy crap my cat looks exactly like that. Like exactly. Maybe a little different in the face but not much. This could honestly be my cat other than the fact you said 'she'
edit: Pictures of Hurley
Have an example amazon link! There’s tons of different styles that you can find looking for „angled bowl cat“. Usually you can roughly estimate how many inches the bowl needs to have not to bother your cat‘s whiskers.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2MZ35L/ref=cm_sw_r_oth_apip_TbiwSw7EDFG4Q Made in USA Foldable Pet Steps/Stairs with CertiPUR-US Certified Foam by Best Pet Supplies - Gray Linen, 4-Steps (H: 22"), Model:STF241-L https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2MZ35L/ref=cm_sw_r_oth_apip_TbiwSw7EDFG4Q
It's this one on amazon! We chose it over this style because we were worried she'd figure out how to reach her greedy little paws up in there!
Also yay for chubby black cats ♡♡
My 17 lb Maine Coon wears a medium. He could probably wriggle out of it if he tried, but it works for his lazy outings. Error on the side of smaller is better for contortionists. Good luck!
I found this one on amazon! The sizes for cats are xxs and xs but Samson is wearing a dogs large lol
Voyager Step-in Air Dog Harness -... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CCG7M16?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2MZ35L/ref=cm_sw_r_oth_apip_TbiwSw7EDFG4Q Made in USA Foldable Pet Steps/Stairs with CertiPUR-US Certified Foam by Best Pet Supplies - Gray Linen, 4-Steps (H: 22"), Model:STF241-L https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2MZ35L/ref=cm_sw_r_oth_apip_TbiwSw7EDFG4Q
thanks! the cat came from the local anti-cruelty society shelter. the comforter came from amazon.
Like a teeny electric blanket for pets.... I have two, and my kitty loves them.
1 on the floor in the study, and 1 on my bed. I never turn them off, they only cost pennies a month.