I use Bluestacks. It's a free Android emulator. It runs a lot laggier than it does on my phone, but for something I can set on autopilot and semi-ignore for long fights it's preeeettty good.
It was probably me. One of my peers said it well, linking to this as an example:
> NdGT is the anti-Sagan, and a perfect public intellectual for 2010s America. He doesn't inspire joy in and wonder about science. He doesn't create new knowledge or do any science himself. Rather, he nit picks and mocks, scolds and wags his finger. He helps barely scientifically literate BA graduates feel superior to their even less educated neighbors. He is the hero we deserve in the age of Facebook-facilitated narcissism and moral masturbation.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/chastise
Definition 2. You don't need to beat the shit out of someone to chastise them.
http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/chastise?s=t
In case you want to spice up your lexicon.
Each time you perform the action, you get a "chance" of having the item drop. It is not guaranteed. There are different categories that dictate how likely it is that you will receive the item. For more info, click the button that looks like a small gear in the lower left part of the screen (to the right of the spaceship). Then click Support->How to Play->How do I earn items?
Oof.... maybe try installing the older apk over the update? I found a copy of the previous apk on apkpure.
Can you dump the screenshots into a program like autostitch (free old version available) http://matthewalunbrown.com/autostitch/autostitch.html
That may get rid of the blue fade at the bottom of each image making it look seamless.
From what I can tell, no Android update yet:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tinyco.futurama
Here's to hoping that this update will be 'compatible' again with my Samsung S7 so I can update from the Play store instead of having to download an apk directly...