i don't use skype but have some credit someone use them and rub one out for me
FREE: Up to 100 Free Skype Minutes $2.50 $0.00 Qty: 1 Product Key: SKYPE-W3RWX-79MW6-WGYMH-V9NDP View instructions
Valid January 14, 2015 until February 14, 2015 with purchase. Available in Microsoft online stores in US (including Puerto Rico). Customer will receive a code for up to 100 minutes of Skype calling via purchase confirmation page and the email address associated with purchase. Skype Code must be redeemed at www.skype.com/go/voucher by March 31, 2015; Once redeemed, credit does not expire. Minutes are based on a rate of $0.023 per minute and a connection fee applies per call; the actual number of minutes may vary depending on your calling destination and number of calls made, see http://www.skype.com/go/rates for details. The value of this code is $2.50 (U.S. dollars). Upon redemption the value will be converted to your Skype Account’s designated currency. Broadband required; Internet & mobile fees may apply. Skype’s terms of use apply. Terms can change without notice at any time. No cash redemption, except where required by law. No emergency calls can be made using Skype. Skype is not a telephone replacement service. Not valid on prior orders or purchases; cannot be transferred or otherwise redeemed for cash or gift cards. Void where prohibited or restricted by law. Microsoft reserves the right to modify or discontinue offers at any time. Limit 1 code per customer, per transaction, single use only.
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