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Also you can order 18000 live ladybugs from amazon. I might send that plus a large terrarium. You know they'd get out and generate hours of hilarity as he tries to rid his house and neighbourhood of them. https://www.amazon.com/18-000-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed/dp/B00YFE9KN0

Came here to ask the same question. Funny enough, when I searched his name, this came up.

Lol the walnuts be drippin notebooks are available on Amazon. Not sold by josh so a-logs can’t spaz out over it.

Oh man I had a good laugh when I opened the teespring page. Just imagine laying your head down for rest with this badboy staring up at you.

this seems cool because cobes will 100% tear it up- https://smile.amazon.com/Endless-Birthday-Song-with-Glitter/dp/B073RR6NZH/

a prank birthday card that starts playing music once opened and never stops til the battery dies. you push the button to try to turn it off, and it gets louder. when you try to destroy it, it's filled with glitter that will go everywhere

So is this recommended item from your link

I can do that in Photoshop, but MetaHuman is super limited. For reference, Cobey was based off of this fella: https://quixel.com/megascans/metahumans?category=metahumans_presets&assetId=amawkIMF

I pushed the engine pretty far haha.

great pose he has right here. look at the arm position and the hands, he's done this before. I think it may have been inspiration for this piece

https://pollunit.com/en/lightboxes/aunrlk8nlrlnv4svvhqs4w?option_id=1277574

that's art toobz

I edited the post with a new invite link she posted again

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https://discord.com/invite/ZYBQuy

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but ya I grew bored of it quite quickly

I know he went to an ICP event before and loved it, they're not his favorite band or anything but that's totally his scene. Lots of loose goth chicks and pot smoke. http://www.songkick.com/concerts/27508639-insane-clown-posse-at-arena-at-the-central-wyoming-fairgrounds

If you use Android, you should really get YouTube Vanced. It's the same as as normal YouTube from the store, but it has Adblock builtin and Sponsor Block which is awesome. It blocks all the paid sponsor bits, and a bunch of other things if you set it that way.

Get the Vanced manager app. You don't have to be rooted, just need to install Vanced Manager and MicroG (to allow for login). Download it here. https://vancedapp.com/

You can also play stuff in the background while using other apps without having to pay for YouTube Premium, plus tons of other cool features. It's a much better experience than using a browser on Android for YouTube.

I want one myself so I made this on teespring (Set the price as low as possible so I'm not making any profit on these)Uploaded the image as a vector so hopefully it won't come out blurry

https://teespring.com/king-cobra-tales-of-the-abynes

He seems to be getting a handle on the clip-art medium, let's give him a week and he'll have every skull they make on one shirt.

Might as well just buy him one of these to save time

Its more stylish than the one he ACKSHULLY needs:

https://www.amazon.com/Danmar-Shell-Helmet-Children-Adults/dp/B01HSJY9ZC

It has a built-in amplifier/speaker thing.

Sadly Josh only has a phone for his off computer videos so it would have to hold his iPhone for it to be of any use to him. I found a mini tripod/grip on Amazon that is less than 10 bones, but I don't have a Paypal, Amazon account or his address.

I believe he studied this book which was sent to him by a generous of age fangirl

Livestock Salt lick

https://www.amazon.com/Compressed-Himalayan-Specially-Selected-Quality/dp/B07V4TMPNC/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=salt%2Blick&qid=1602378993&sr=8-5&th=1&psc=1

If you don’t send him this goth tricorn hat with bullet accessories and kick off the gothic land pirate from hell saga idk what else to say

Black Pirate Hat Real .223 Bullet Leather Strap Costume Hat Halloween Party https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XJSCQL6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fab_ipJGFbZZ4WDXW

https://www.amazon.com/joy-gay-sex-pleasures-lifestyle/dp/067124079X/ref=sr_1_4?crid=3AWK9WBR1EZ65&dchild=1&keywords=the+joy+of+gay+sex&qid=1602352409&sprefix=The+joy+of+gay+%2Caps%2C258&sr=8-4

https://www.amazon.ca/Medieval-Battle-Wearable-Reenactment-Replica/dp/B08QRJDHWW/ref=d\_pd\_sbs\_sccl\_4\_8/131-8762800-1029620?pd\_rd\_w=gSrhP&content-id=amzn1.sym.b35f7e0d-2e69-4a5a-a19e-76ee06774581&pf\_rd\_p=b35f7e0d-2e69-4a5a-a19e-76e...

That's neat bro. Thanks. I looked it up it's free? You ever heard of Topaz Video AI? I mean it works wonders for some stuff, I got INSANE results with MTV Aeon Flux DVD upscale to 1080 it's almost unbelievable, and Ren And Stimpy DVD upscale. Also on Ralph Beski Lord of the Rings 1978 I got literally original cell quality, Although I took like `10+ hours to convert/denoise at 1080, Have Issues with PC so always stopped randomly but got some pretty insane content upscales with Topaz Video AI. For some reason all the Cobra Vids I tried just turn out shit. Animation tho is REALLY nice on Topaz video, I downloaded it on https://thepiratebay.org/index.html because poor.

Amazon.com | Midway Hydro Thunder

Somehow the most retarded bookmark

Marty Robbins is rolling over in his grave

And this holster, then he could have just used his own belt https://www.amazon.com/Western-Gun-Holster-Caliber-revolver/dp/B01GG4E16W/ref=sr_1_30?crid=38MSI22RD5URG&keywords=six+shooter+holster&qid=1666569207&qu=eyJxc2MiOiI1LjUzIiwicXNhIjoiNC44MiIsInFzcCI6IjMuMzkifQ%3D%3D&sprefix=six+shooter+holste%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-30

should have just gotten this one from amazon. he would have had a lot more money left over for booze https://www.amazon.com/Cowboy-Toy-Filigreed-Diecast-Cap/dp/B007K8LBVC/ref=sr_1_13?crid=1MOOMZJA5MQYI&keywords=frontier+six+shooter+cap+gun&qid=1666569121&qu=eyJxc2MiOiIxLjU0IiwicXNhIjoiMC4wMCIsInFzcCI6IjAuMDAifQ%3D%3D&sprefix=frontier+six+shooter+cap+gun%2Caps%2C125&sr=8-13

Don't you guys worry.

These wonderful $25 headphones have a built in mic in the remote on the attached cable that he can hold painfully close to his stinkhole for EXTRA good singing.

https://www.amazon.com/JVC-Lightweight-Headphones-Powerful-Remote/dp/B07RST2YJ1

serious question. would anyone here be upset if i sent cobes a pilgrim hat? i think it would make for a hilarious saga just dont want to get dragged by the sub for buying him shit lmao.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002M0IZE4?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_Y219X44B5ARJW64D47K5

thats the one i have in mind.

What he needs is a finger nail scrubby brush. Shit here's an inexpensive one he could litteraly own in less than 24 hours without leaving his home. https://www.amazon.com/Grip-Clean-Heavy-Fingernail-Mechanics/dp/B07RDMQJQ9/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_sspa?keywords=fingernail+scrub+brush&qid=1652258746&sr=8-2-spons&psc=1&smid=A2U51ROFE2WATS&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEyWU1HRDFGSEFKW...

Can't afford the highest rated electric can opener in existence $34.95 (62,000 ratings) that will last for years, but regularly spends almost TWICE that much on a single CoBRa KuStOM PizZa from Cardboard Hut that last less than 2 hours....

That Goth Guy with high IQ priorities smells good!

I hope Clunt had the foresight to include something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Computer-Keyboard-Standard-Waterproof-Protective/dp/B00GTA542Y/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?hvadid=74011033259078&hvbmt=bb&hvdev=m&hvqmt=p&keywords=computer+keyboard+protector&qid=1640449454&sr=8-3

Was looking for birthday gifts on amazon and found this bad boy and can't help but see Cobes in him. Its supposed to be a toad tea pet.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093P92NRM/ref=wl_mb_wl_huc_mrai_3_dp

And here I am like an idiot spending $16.99 while he gets it for free...

I'd like to see him rocking this tbh

Classic Deluxe German Edelweiss Charcoal Fedora Wool Hat for Oktoberfest by E.H.G. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DLFFDDC/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_ATYKGCRX5FFGZEVCTV8J?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Any big spenders wanna throw 50 bucks down the boglim hole?

https://www.amazon.com/Spray-Paint-Shaker-Mixer-Powered/dp/B07VYVW1BC?th=1

They're 16lbs per handle, you can see the outer plates are 3lbs in this screenshot and the inner plates are 5lbs. I had to look it up because I have the same brand but my plates are 5, 2.5, 1.25 lbs and goes up to a total of ~50lbs per handle. Jorfs set looks like it would be 40lb set so max 20lb per handle.

A trihorn hat no doubt. Titled as Cybergoth. It's perfect he can probably even sleep with it on.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XJSCQL6?pf_rd_r=92X0PTFHG5P9DWRVVSKG&pf_rd_p=8fe9b1d0-f378-4356-8bb8-cada7525eadd&pd_rd_r=add818da-0935-48d7-8100-26557782dfe5&pd_rd_w=QZawE&pd_rd_wg=lfY79&ref_=pd_gw_unk

https://www.amazon.com/Fuzzy-Brush-Chew-Toothbrush-Ounce/dp/B07DVNK43Q/ref=asc_df_B07DVNK43Q/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=366315486228&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5470647037343439389&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvde...

I've seen similar products before. no water or toothpaste needed. just chew it

Wow, good eye. I zoomed in and counted three bongs!

Also, you can buy 4 of those radios new for $0.01 less on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Retevis-Rechargeable-Channels-Encryption-Security/dp/B07QT7X6JR

Have at it.

https://www.amazon.com/Creamed-Possum-Gravy-Garnished-Potatoes/dp/B00UGM9LHK/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=creamed+possum+in+coon+fat+gravy&qid=1619366110&sprefix=creamed+poss&sr=8-2

> James Franco gay porn movie

LOL holy shit

google that phrase & the results are "King Cobra" lol

never seen that before

https://www.amazon.com/King-Cobra-Bluray-Combo-Blu-ray/dp/B01MSHMLPN/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1 good idea for the PO Box

I still want to know where he got the cane that it cost 108 dollars cause I found the same one for like way way less https://www.amazon.com/Cobra-Snake-Cane-Walking-Stick/dp/B00JKIZZYO/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=cobra+cane&qid=1614110253&sr=8-4

In case any of ya'll want a "vintage" Ozzy Shirt as well https://www.amazon.com/GLOBAL-Osbourne-Vintage-Snake-T-Shirt/dp/B07FPVS371

You know he’d rock this until it ripped all over Casper like it wasn’t a halloweeen costume

Mens Gothic Medieval Tailcoat Jacket, Steampunk Vintage Victorian Frock High Collar Coat Halloween Costumes https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2R9CBX/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fab_QjTGFbC1DKQT1

So a little bit down the comments there’s a card with music that never stops and glitter inside.

Happy Birthday Endless Music Prank Card With Glitter https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073RR6NZH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fab_thQGFb1GMAJ4P

Not in stock until 17th so I’ll buy one that day and send it. Still want to send something else for now though.

Appreciate the effort folks. I like this.

I want to hear him sperg out over listening to this book on a livestream.

https://www.amazon.com/Bronze-Age-Mindset-audiobook/dp/B07JH62RJ2/ref=tmm_aud_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1602365638&sr=1-1-25b07e09-600a-4f0d-816e-b06387f8bcf1

I have a few ideas I’ll number them

1. Double sided dildo/dragon dildo

2. Pirate hat, eyepatch, peg leg

3. Justin Bieber sexy poster

4. Gay porn

5. Aheago shirt https://www.amazon.com/NUOHUX-T-Shirt-Pattern-Fashion-Tracksuit/dp/B08CZGLFDW/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=ahegao+shirt&qid=1602350362&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEyV1FKVzRRQlU5SUxUJmVuY3J5cHRlZEl...

My favorite is number 5.

Cheese Powder https://www.amazon.com/Cheddar-Cheese-Hoosier-Hill-Farm/dp/B008GG9ZS8/ He will put it on everything, bacon, burgers, beer, dew, and it will make a mess. He is going to have orange dust on his face and hands all the time. It would be hilarious.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08HNFJPH5/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=lottery+tickets&qid=1602346566&sprefix=Lottery+&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzSUYxNzJWOE9YRlU4JmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMzY4MjU3M0lX...

https://www.amazon.com/Besoogii-Classic-Women-Fedora-Black/dp/B07YBPHM3C/ref=sr_1_104?dchild=1&keywords=fedora+for+men+black+and+green&qid=1602340525&sr=8-104

This or this