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A study was done on this recently, actually. It was determined with 95% confidence that males who earn more than 100k per year masturbate a mean of 2.6 +/- 0.3 times per week, while those who earn less masturbate a mean of 3.2 +/- 0.4 times per week.

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Play white noise all night. It will probably help you sleep better anyway.

There's a really good android app for that

The annoying answer is: it varies

Cheaper vibrators will typically have a less expensive motor which may sound quieter but the housing might be a bit noisier. It depends on what type you can find. A simple rechargeable wand like this or a small discreet bullet might work for you. I doubt you'll be waking up the neighbors with an introductory toy

More expensive toys have nice perks like a longer battery life, fancy designs, vibration settings, power, and durability. I'd say the biggest difference though is certain motors produce a "rumble" rather than a " buzz": many girls prefer rumbly because it's quieter, feels better, and doesn't cause a numbing effect after a while. Of course, the more power it has the harder it is to muffle at the highest setting

Not that this should discourage you from shopping for a cheaper one. Budget toys can be surprisingly nice. If anything, try to get one that's made of silicone and is recheargeable. Being waterproof comes in handy too

Hey so the thing about the internet service provider or ISP it means that yeah Verizon in this case can see which sites you visit but that doesn't means that your parents know what sites you visit and the sites that you visit would not store any data on your computer or phone. If you want to be more careful your can use a VPN. I do not use a VPN when I watch porn but I do use it for other things, I use Proton VPN.

A cheap solution I've used is a battery powered toothbrush like this $5 one from Amazon. It's like using a vibrator. If you can't order from Amazon you can probably find them in local department stores or at a pharmacy chain like CVS, Rite Aid or Walgreens.

Get the kind where you can replace the battery because you're likely going to use it longer per session than its intended purpose. If the battery dies during a session, set it aside for a day or two; in my experience the battery will often recover and can be used a few more times before needing to be replaced.

Move the brush around. Keeping it too long in one spot can lead to a numbing sensation.

Note that a toothbrush isn't designed to be quiet. :D

If you're uncut like I am, I would caution against retracting your foreskin and using it directly on your shaft and glans (head of the penis) as it can be uncomfortable, at least at first. Until you're used to it, you can press the vibrating brush against the foreskin, or use something like a handkerchief between the brush and your skin.

A VPN would help. VPNs make it so that your browsing history and data are encrypted. Most VPNs cost money, but I found a free one that's decent. It's called ProtonVPN.

If your parents are intercepting your browsing info from your router and are just taking it from your computer, then use incognito mode. It doesn't record browsing history, but your searches are still accessible from your home router. I doubt you didn't already know this, though.

Dont use safari, it's possibly one of the worst browsers to use for porn if u wanna hide it. Get a VPN, e.g. Betternet, and a privacy browser like Tor or DuckDuckGo, and use mobile data instead of wifi as an extra layer of security. I'm certain that ur family won't find out after that, I've been doing it that way for a good 2 years now and nothing's been mentioned between me and my parents. Have fun my guy.

Here you go! The vibrations are right between medium to strong so even putting it on the mattress between your legs while its on feels amazing :) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B011KOT60E?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

Get something from a more verified seller. You can buy a few okay toys from amazon. I think that would be your best bet.

I’m not trying to plug anything here but I recently got this thing which is body safe silicone. You can use pretty much any lube on it, and it is easy to clean. I think this is a pretty good option.

Edit: Or if your parents would be okay with it, just ask them for one. You don’t have to make a big deal about it. I asked my dad and he was like yeah whatever I just don’t want to see it.

Salvia can be a good lubricant depending on how viscous it is. My personal preference is “silicone based” lube. It’s great and doesn’t dry up or get sticky. BUT, proceed with caution with silicone lube, as opposed to water based lube, because silicone is more oil like and can stain sheets. But if you are just trying to rub one out and take a shower or have a rag handy my reformation is 100% silicone lube. I personally use a brand called “Wet” and you can find it at Target these days. But even more convenient, you can just order it off Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Wet-Platinum-Lube-Silicone-Lubricant/dp/B000PRA724/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=wet+silicone+lubricant&qid=1588010233&sprefix=wet+sil&sr=8-1

Hope that’s helpful! Happy baiting man!

If you have an android phone, you could connect it to that using Bluetooth, and use an app like this to control the vibration. You may be able to do the same thing on iOS, but I'm not sure about that.