NY'KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY GET 'EM, THROW EM OF BALNYANCE? YOU NYEED TO BUY A SKIRT. THIS SKIRT. (medium plz). SKIRT GO SPINNY AND THEN A LONG NAP IN THE AMAZON BOX. IT'S THE TROJNYAN SKIRT, FLAWLESS PLAN JUST TRUST ME WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!
Fixed it, though you cant put links in spoiler tags so i did the next best thing. When making the original comment it showed up correctly for me on apollo
Yeah, I'm not clicking that.
https://www.amazon.com/Human-Britannica-Illustrated-Science-Library/dp/1593393911
I'll just link you to a book from Encyclopaedia Britannica, the Britannica Illustrated Science Library series. It has pictures and not a lot of words so it's simple enough even you could understand. It's only 9 dollars, so quite the bargain for the wealth of science and knowledge you're about to embark on discovering!
and omg i want it so bad