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Birds do have a flaw in their programming however. They have been trained to act like birds too realistically.

It is really hot where I am and my "bird" was acting really hot so I setup one of these portable AC units for her.

Now she spends her day cooling off and it interferes with her ability to transmit data.

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I made a french version from this mixed image, but I also cleaned it so everyone could make it better here in a gimp project file :

https://notabug.org/lesoiseauxnexistentpas/LesOiseauxNexistentPas

I'll make a post in birdarentreal someday to share it better :]