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Buy ramp ends and turn 2"x8"s into ramps. If you want wider, buy two sets and turn more 2"8"s into one ramp. Hold them together with ratchet straps when you're using them so you can take them apart for easier handling and storage.

EDIT: I guess the downvote is because this tried-and-true solution is not squidly enough?

You’re lucky. Most stolen bikes are never recovered (my first bike was stolen and more than 2 years later has yet to be recovered). Something like this: Abus Detecto 7000 RS1 pixel yellow - Motorcycle brake disc lock - 3D Position Detection, Security level 13 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003EIJMFO will help prevent walk off thefts which are a majority but won’t prevent someone who has help from lifting it and putting it in the bed of a truck or inside a van and driving off with it. Or this: Bully Locks Bully Alarm Lock with Pager - One Size https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000WJF7FC if you’re within range of the bike. I have both of these things. Haven’t had another bike stolen since!

https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Classic-Leisure-Sleeve-Tshirt/dp/B075T8J8LX/ref=sr_1_15?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1515194418&sr=1-15&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=is+my+bike+ok

Found this in under 30 seconds with the power of Google.

You can make your own LP say whatever you want for 16 bucks. And never have to worry about this problem again.
https://www.amazon.com/BleuReign-Personalized-Custom-Motorcycle-License/dp/B072MJQXMC/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=new+jersey+motorcycle+license+plate&qid=1572541739&sr=8-3

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00XK0CRMQ/

I just use 2 of these. I can load my z1000 into the back of a 4wd pickup without high centering but some low cruisers will drag.

Pro: Strong, I've used these ramps to load side by sides and (small) pickups. I use them several times a week and they have held up great.

Con: Since they don't fold they are a unwieldy to store and transport. But IMO the folding ones aren't as strong.

Phone app that tells me where all the fishermen are (among other tidbits of info)

Sample

dude get some plastic swing arm guards and an exhaust slider. its like $40 total and will save you big $$$$.

I'm pretty sure they'll all these sites will give your IP to the cops. If you're really worried about it use TOR, the NSA will probably know but they dgaf about wheelies.

https://www.torproject.org/projects/torbrowser.html.en

Honda hasn't been doing well recently, but another Japanese company, Toyota, is killing it in the reliability ratings. There's nothing about Japanese regulations bringing down the general reliability. Just because their houses ate dispersible, it doesn't mean the cars are. As much as Honda has declined, it's still beating every American label except Buick, which only consists of four models.

hang in there bro, you can get outta it. Don't need to live like this forever and all. give these folks a shot, talking can help and all that - https://www.7cups.com/

also summers coming so it's almost wheelie season, we're all gonna make it

A program like this is really nice for taking screenshots: Lightshot.

You can just select a part of the screen, then just save or copy/paste the image or upload it. There are a ton more like it too, just so you know.

lol. This is the one I used, does the job perfectly, and took me less than 10 minutes to install myself (First time doing it, just followed Youtube tutorial.) https://www.amazon.com/Motion-Pro-01-0094-Throttle-Sleeve/dp/B000WJ7OIA/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1535641253&sr=8-3&keywords=r6+throttle+tube

Tell your dealer to fuck off

**edit: Amazon says it doesn't fit but it do

I use this one DigiHUD Speedometer I've used it for years actually

Hold the cell in your left hand then get it up to 100(or 50 whatever). The whatever the bike says is what your speed is out by in % (x2 if you went 50)

Yes! /u/MechanicalBayer has the hookup. He's made hoodies with my design and a bunch of good CRT shirts as well.

Edit: Stickers HERE and tshirts/hoodies HERE

The plate hinge itself can be bought directly from the guy who makes them on Amazon over here

All you will need other than that is some basic L brackets to make it properly mount on the underside of your bike.

You can chop it up and stuff if need be, I haven't observed any issues with this setup yet, very stiff and high quality (like me lmao).

Happy squiddin

Maybe Harleys aren't what they used to be, reliability-wise, but they still suck (source: http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2015/04/who-makes-the-most-reliable-motorcycle/index.htm)

Again, doesn't bother me that people buy bikes based on looks or comfort. We're only having this conversation because you're under the impression that the performance is "more than decent". The engine is shit, the suspension is shit, and the brakes are shit. I'm not comparing Harleys to literbikes, I'm comparing them to the many other heavy cruisers that aren't such blatantly underperforming status symbols.

HEY LISTEN: MechanicalBayer turned these into stickers HERE. He also has hoodies /shirts available in his TeeSpring HERE. Thanks for the support guys!!

I usually strap it to the tie downs in the bed of the truck to make it extra secured.

Black Widow SMC-600R Deluxe Steel Motorcycle Carrier - 600 lb. Capacity https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002M3ODTC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glc_fabc_vJyZFbNEFMZ1K?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Hope I am not breaking some rule by linking a product. I know a lot of subreddits are picky about that

I get nothing resembling foam earbuds

Found these on Amazon -

https://www.amazon.com/Plugfones-Contractor-Improved-Headphones-Silicone/dp/B00RC4OEO0/ref=sr_1_9?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1466439251&sr=1-9&keywords=foam+headphones

Might have to try them out

I don't own these, but I've been looking for something similar.
Features that are a must:
* Must fit with helmet
* Decent sound quality
* Decent battery life
* Reasonable price

Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/Dylan-Bluetooth-Headphone-Cancelling-Sweatproof/dp/B01N0BVVQA/ref=sr_1_40?ie=UTF8&qid=1489763227&sr=8-40&keywords=bluetooth+headphones

It looks like they fit the bill, albeit 6 hours on a charge. Not too bad considering the form factor. Decent reviews and $29.

The OPT 7 kit on Amazon is bright, easy to install, comes with everything needed, two different remotes, multiple colors, and multiple patterns.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0112YUR4Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_lcC-yb14M33P6

https://www.amazon.com/Spray-Blocker-license-plates-may-violate/dp/B0BCH7MQ7J/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?keywords=photoblocker+spray&qid=1665592455&qu=eyJxc2MiOiI0Ljc5IiwicXNhIjoiNC4wMSIsInFzcCI6IjMuNjIifQ%3D%3D&sr=8-2

R1? Looks like it, maybe a 2012? Either way you need OLIN steering dampner on that to stop it, also want to check your travel mode as well.

Aw, sorry you couldn't make it! Was a great ride, especially being less than a full month into riding. I got some pics over here. That I remember off the top of my head, we had Jake TGS, Motonosity, Dank Wheelie, B-Rad, and I feel like I'm forgetting someone.

Yeah, feel free to message me anytime if you have any questions.

If you're interested in some group rides check out MeetUp.com the riding groups in the bay area are fairly active and welcoming to squids

My Scorpion SGS are super comfortable, running a tad small at first, but breaking in to perfection. They have hard plastic sliders on the palm to protect your hands when you go down (and they did!). I wear them without discomfort in all but the coldest weather. I'm going on two years with them, and they're still great. I can't recommend them enough.

Top grade, perforated and non-perforated leather upper and fourchetes Kangaroo skin palm for control-feel and abrasion resistance Knox SPS (Scaphoid Protection System) palm sliders Superfabric armor plated material panels provide fexible abrasion barriers TPU molded knuckle protection Hook and loop wrist closure Pre-curved palm and fngers for grip comfort Kevlar protective internal palm patch Kevlar out-stitched palm and fngers eliminate interior seam feel 2013 Model

First line is ripped from here

Second

While Vegas is cool shit (I also use it), avidemux is a lot simpler for just chopping vidyas and probably other simple stuff too. Might be cool depending on what you want to do

Its a custom firmware for the mp3 player. Lets you play a bunch of dif file types so you arent limited to just mp3's or whatever, and it allows you to read huge sd cards. I have a 32 gb in mine and its too much music. It also allows you to configure custom EQ settings a huge range of audio settings youll never find on a cheap mp3 player. Kind of a pita to install but its worth it. http://www.rockbox.org

Blue lever on throttle looks like universal friction mount cruise control.

Like this.

I rock one of these and it does wonders. Super comfortable.

Original Turtle Fur Fleece - The Turtle's Neck, Heavyweight Neck Warmer https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00069HFIK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glc_fabc_eAa6FbZWSQH1F?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Most masks and hoods I’ve worn are too baggy and move around or get stretched out eventually.

I have a couple pairs of these Under Armour ones for me and my girl. They are tight and never stretch. UA Tactical Hood

buy a gopro off offer up or something similar. Then buy a comedic amount of mounts from amazon for like 20 bucks https://www.amazon.com/Lifelimit-Accessories-Starter-Session-Enabled/dp/B00XHSKKXE/ref=sr_1_4?s=photo&ie=UTF8&qid=1532378704&sr=1-4&keywords=gopro+accessories&dpID=51RpJAIQApL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch

Woah aggressive. Not a tech gal so yeah probs new model of the hero, just didn’t have a number next to it so I grasped at straws. Here is the link to the product page on Amazon -

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07B7YPKQX?ref=yo_pop_ma_swf

Amazon sells the T-shirt

https://www.amazon.com/Smaller-Bigger-Funny-Motorcycle-T-Shirt/dp/B07Z4CPR2K/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?dchild=1&keywords=the+smaller+the+CC+the+bigger+the+PP&psc=1&qid=1571936083&sr=8-1-fkmr0

And if you dont care about the back brake as much and just want to make the foot stick. These would be a good start. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B081V9XLNF/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_AqmeFbTTE72BK Just bolt them to a shoe and some to a foot shaped platform you can clamp to a foot peg with a wing nut, or hose clamps depending on the shape/type of peg. That would at least make it somewhat universal

They sell them on amazon.

Just make sure you either glue or secure the laces down if you are worried about them getting in the chain. I use them on our motorcycles and the bicycles. Two purposes too because it prevent the blacktop from swallowing the kickstand

i did it myself. get one of these and note the reviewers are mostly idiots that didn't realize it ships with protective plastic film on each side that needs to be removed:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009P8B548/

remove your cluster, peel off the existing polarizing filter from the screen, and clean the screen with alcohol

plug the cluster back in to your bike while still disassembled and turn electrics on

hold the new filter above the screen and rotate until you get the desired color, then mark the filter where the corners of the screen are

use a razor to cut a piece of the filter you bought, using the marks you made and the old filter's shape as a guide. remove the protective film from the new filter then tape it onto the screen at the edges (which are hidden by a bezel) and reassemble

same exact method works for any lcd screen

https://youtu.be/PMLC6xAff80

They killed the page for some reason.

Here's an artsy one that costs 3 times as much.

https://www.amazon.com/CONTINENTAL-MOTION-70zr17-Front-55zr17/dp/B007N6RPSY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1525476445&sr=8-2&keywords=180%2F55+zr17+motorcycle+tire

I have these in 190/50 on my FZ1...theyre okay but theyre a great value

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005J43I56/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Nah you want this if you have a FZ or something with similar style handlebar clamps. It looks like this on the bike

http://www.campidiot.net/dump/photo/FZ09Mount1.jpg

Those OEM bars are somehow crazy overbuilt, but still bend in the slightest accident. Mine got bent when a truck sideswiped me.

I bolted these cheap ones and fitted them to my Grom:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0050HC5H4/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I already have these ready to go. I just need a day off from work to swap everything over. I was pleasantly surprised to find that that big aluminum piece that has the pegs is only 35 bucks

https://www.amazon.com/Bilt-Force-One-Helmet-White/dp/B0767RF2S2/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1523982782&sr=8-4&keywords=bilt+force

This is the helmet I use. Real cheap and I have nothing to complain about.

Here you go. Buy a used mount it's stupid cheaper that way. It just clips in and clips out. I leave the little puck connector on when I don't bring my cam which sucks since it blocks my chin vent from opening on that particular lid. But the alternative is to replace the tape/mount every time. Crap on that.

C'mon bro, a Wiha metric/inch hex set is like $40. Just do yourself a favor and trade your Chinesium tool in for some certified Kraut Space Magic.

This stuff works great: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BWYX2MG/

I put it on the pad of my thumb and index finger on my gloves and it's like magic. I put two coats on when I got it and haven't had to reapply even after getting caught in the rain a few times.

Timberland Chukkas

They aren't very warm or particularly good at keeping your feet dry but they look good and the tread on the bottom is decent. I got them for like $80 on sale last year.

Bruh, Class10? Go get yourself an U1-Class on Amazon.

What settings are you running?

What mount is that? My ram x-mount won't even hold my phone without having it in the Otter box. Rubber cradle works well thought and gives some confidence https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B014GW7KJ6/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_2?pf_rd_p=1944687602&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B017STCELI&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=CB2DSPT3C4AJMH56EGPW

161? You'll be needing these.

(also lol@how we get away with all of this illegal shit and our friends keep getting ticketed cruising around town)

I'm sure actual plastic specific fog shit exists put i just used fog x and I haven't had a problem in ~2 years.

Emgo drag bar!

I had to file down a nub thing on both of the control switches, but aside from that the worst thing was removing the OEM grips. FIVE STARS WOULD RECOMMEND

I can deal with that...

I bought these a while back to put in my safe. They are amazing. I wonder if I could rig them up on a bike though?

These ones, not the other link that boatsss posted. They're like 3 dollars more but look at the fronts, the glass is actually glued into place instead of held in by tabs. Unglued glass is going to vibrate like crazy while you're riding.

You get the u bolt one like this?

http://www.amazon.com/Zinc-Coated-U-Bolt-Mounting-Base/dp/B0012TWRAO/ref=pd_sim_107_4?ie=UTF8&dpID=31c44TAdq-L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=0656TNFXR5B7EWQC0Z2E

Fender eliminator, akrapovic exhaust, and bar end mirrors. Anything I missed? Sweet bike btw, would recommend shorty levers next.

Ive used this mount for 2 years and fits oh so snug

http://www.amazon.com/Arkon-iPhone-Smartphone-Handlebar-Samsung/dp/B00FQJCVSE/ref=sr_1_1?s=wireless&ie=UTF8&qid=1456202794&sr=1-1&keywords=arkon+phone+bike has been pretty solid for me so far. The extra strap makes me much more comfortable leaving my phone on it.

Can I add you and hit you up when I finish school(and 100% confident in my abilities) lol. Willing to move anywhere in the world I have nothing to tie me down? And come on we can squid after work! Regardless this is very helpful and thank you!

Currently I am reading this for c and this for funsies

Ahh I see this was a throwaway it looks like :(

It's my throttle lock

Get one of these put it in a backpack. Problem solved.

These are them I just removed the bar end pieces and used them as regular bar mounts.

Something like this could work, but I have never done it myself and haven't really researched it, so I'm sure you could find something better.

Just remember, a typical printer won't actually put down white ink, it just leaves it blank because the paper is typically white, and this particular product is clear.

You might want to consider getting a tube scarf or something if the wind is bothering you. That particular one isn't especially warm, but it's thin and non-annoying.

The Bell Vortex is supposed to be decent for the price.

He had some fucking demons man, but holy butt-fucking-christ could he write.

Have this one on my Kindle, and it is a great read

It's on Google Play but when I went to install it (from a browser, not the phone) it said I had no eligible device. :( HTC One isn't an eligible device??