I was all about the travel sized Pass The Pigs when I was young.
Mine came in a much more luxurious black sheath though. Things were just classier back then.
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Sometimes I feel like our version of reality was knocked off its tracks and we are now in a world that mostly looks the same, but now real things feel like satire.
It is a real commercial for a real product:
https://www.amazon.com/Montegrappa-Sylvester-Stallone-Limited-Fountain/dp/B006QZ4CBG
This is a little evocative of "the eternal jukebox" which experienced some popularity a few years ago
It jumps around the song in a semi-random pattern, so it plays forever. It's a bit clumsy though, as it tends to stumble over the beat when it seeks to a different portion of the song. Honestly, leaving this looping at full volume for 8 hours would probably be a war crime of the sort only the CIA could love