I came across this book titled "Thank you for my service" by a guy called Mat Best who was wearing an American flag. It was a ridiculous cover and I thought "wow, what a toolbox." I laughed a good laugh, confident I knew that the title and cover photo were typical justbootthings. I walked away feeling pretty damn good about myself. I even stopped to smell one of my own farts in smug self-satisfaction, but as I took it in, the thought occurred to me that if I really wanted to enjoy the smell of my own fart, I ought to at least make sure I wasn't misinterpreting it. I went back and read the inside of the jacket. As I understood it, the author was actually saying that his service was the greatest experience of his life, and that he wanted to thank citizens and generally for putting him in a position to serve in a way that was meaningful for him. I felt pretty darn foolish. That seemed like a generally laudable perspective and something the opposite of what I assumed he meant by "Thank you for my service."

In my defense, the guy's name is Mat with only one T, like doormat and so his name and the cover picture worked to confirm my existing bias.

https://www.amazon.com/Thank-You-Service-Mat-Best/dp/1524796492

I got my flag last month. Don't be jealous

Anley Fly Breeze 3x5 Foot No Step On Snek Flag - Vivid Color and UV Fade Resistant - Canvas Header and Double Stitched - Tea Party Flags Polyester with Brass Grommets 3 X 5 Ft https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NXS1GC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_qDcoCbMPZJRG8

Drunk me purchased this a few yrs ago. However sober me actually wore it out on a camping trip.

I'm a 1-tour vet.

Got out in '94.

I deserve the ridicule and shame.

TBF, I've never worn it anywhere else. Just thought it would be a good "don't give a fuck about it" shirt perfect for a camp out when I was packing.

I think it's this thing: https://www.amazon.com/United-Cutlery-UC3009-Commander-Gladiator/dp/B00IA9BWMI/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=united+cutlery+gladius&qid=1560823069&s=gateway&sr=8-1 I'm not sure "highest quality materials" and a price of less than $40 go together.

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Found the picture. Definitely a Mig-29... which is weird because I literally had to search "Mig-29 with missiles on wings" to find it.

https://www.mojenovosti.com/lat/index.php?option=btg_novosti&idnovost=86016&Nebo-Krima-%C5%A1titi-45-MiG-ova-29-iz-204.-vazduhopolovne-baze

Edit: OMG, okay, so there's an Amazon listing with this picture listed as "F-18 Super Hornet Multirole Fighter" https://www.amazon.com/Military-Hornet-Boeing-Multirole-Fighter/dp/B00KWSHLYS

This is my diaper bag. My wife ended up liking it better than the one she received at her shower. It's a backpack so it is super comfortable to wear. And it's a neutral black, looks like any other backpack but for the accessable baby wipes on one side.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0127OZX7Q

>https://www.amazon.com/JOE-LIGHTED-VIETNAM-WALL-MEMORIAL/dp/B000VUP9T6

It's a toy version of the painting "Reflections"

Whether this toy is appropriate or not can be debated but the wall really does help, or at least helped my dad.

https://www.amazon.com/Klein-Tools-670-6-Screwdriver-Rapi-Driv/dp/B000BO9T3Y/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=X5WI2OQD6P09&keywords=klein%2Bswivel%2Bscrewdriver&qid=1649005296&sprefix=klein%2Bswive%2Caps%2C87&sr=8-3&th=1&psc=1

I have two of their ratchet screwdrivers that I love:

Full size.

Stubby.

>töten

With all due respect, I wasn't trying to be a smart-ass, I think it's a valid observation. Check this out: https://context.reverso.net/translation/german-english/t%C3%B6ten

Some of the synonyms used here are "murder slay destroy assassinate execute dead shoot slaughter waste snuff" This isn't definitive, but it is a nuanced word no doubt

"Amazon.com: Historical Army Uniform Series Hoodie Military Officer Cosplay Queens Guard 3D Printed Pullover Sweatshirt for Men (Small, 7th Hussars) : Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry" https://www.amazon.com/Historical-Hoodies-Military-Pullover-Sweatshirt/dp/B08MQ9KDJC?th=1&psc=1

Well, I found the spork in question. It looks pretty shitty, so I guess their former military member doesn't have a good eye for sporks or knives

The only thing that can make it even more glorious is the

KA-BAR TACTICAL SPORK

available online for like $5

the fact that these aren’t standard issue in the corps makes reenlistment a non-option

It is YouTubes fault really. Basically YouTubes algorithm recommends content based on watch data, kids watch videos about toys and thus are recommended roy reviews which feature personalized "targeted marketing", that is what's illegal. If they don't comply with removing targeted marketing from their content they can be fined. If they so comply there's an estimated 60-90% drop in potential income. It's part of COPPA and here's a tldr for youtube: https://vidiq.com/blog/post/coppa-kids-content-youtube/

This is what it scans to

https://www.amazon.ca/Monster-Silicone-Density-Realistic-Suction/dp/B081ZTKK1W/ref=pd_aw_day0fbt_img_1/130-1843548-2972261?pd_rd_w=DEtAT&pf_rd_p=6b764343-7089-43b9-a2a5-e9567f0c2260&pf_rd_r=ARB1GPY94S2WE9Z7434Z&pd_rd_r=3935d16e-1996-47...

You're thinking pervatin, which is meth. You're also thinking of scho-ka-kola, which is delicious caffieneated chocolate and also for sale

I'm talking about the fortifications the fighters use:

https://www.amazon.com/Afghanistan-Cave-Complexes-1979-2004-strongholds/dp/184176776X

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Not the same, but I made the mistake of mentioning to my mom a long time ago I don't like people knowing I'm in EMS. She'll mention it on my behalf to try to get discounts and (the real reason) she just likes talking about it.

When I graduated from medic school, I told her no tacky celebration or signs. She agreed.

We went out to dinner with all my friends and swapped into this shirt and said "well, it's not your graduation anymore. So I'll wear what I want".

https://www.amazon.com/Raised-Hero-Proud-Paramedic-T-Shirt/dp/B07CB98CBG

So, just so you know, other people definitely double down on it besides your parents. Haha

>You kill uneducated religious extremists for oil.

Those religious extremists are typically highly educated, often moreso than their peers. Engineers of Jihad

He's just talking about the insignia, I think. They sell it on Amazon. There's nothing regulated about buying those things. It's not against the law for civilians to wear fake tags too, it just makes them jackasses.

You're right about the jacket too. I don't have that one, but I have others. My old stuff I got while I was in, and I got a lot more of the newer stuff from ebay. No tapes or insignia on my stuff though.

If you prefer ice water, get a large Yeti with a straw lid. Absolutely worth the money.

If you prefer plain water, get something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Aladdin-Infuse-Two-Way-Vessel-Periwinkle/dp/B06Y1YHCJ2. Easy to refill and easy to wash, but condensation is a bitch so ice water doesn't really work with it.

I agree with you.

But I definitely bought this GS shirt the other day because it actually cracks me up. In fact, I saw it recommended in a thread in which everyone was making fun of these corny ass veteran brands :v