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Let's talk spaghetti.

I'm not referring to your bullshit prego on top of boiled noodles. Fuck that.

I'm talking about real goddamned my grandma from Naples used to make this shit every sunday spaghetti.

You wanna do it right? Here's the ultimate recipe for those of you who believe in doing shit the right way: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_MYnbMGaOMIX1lWWmZ0U3ZmSnBYTTlmWElFaHNXQ3hyejVV/edit?usp=sharing

But Ooby when will I have time to watch the endless youtube videos of M15 Seahawks vs 49ers?!

Well then bitchtits, here's the recipe for your lazy ass: http://www.nytimes.com/recipes/1015178/marcella-hazans-tomato-sauce.html

Grab yourself a nice bottle of montepulciano, serve that shit up and enjoy your life.