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The gears in Corvus' head grind to a halt. He knows Aurelius to be a very wealthy man. That smile suggests he'll pay nearly any price for the book. Corvus had planned on asking at least 1.5 million credits for it, an unbelievable windfall that could set him up for a long time.

And yet...

He didn't set out into the Greater Skies to make money. Corvus didn't forsake his vows, accept dishonor and discommendation from the clan of the spirit monks, and accept banishment from Ouetrys just to become rich.

He did all that to see the wonders of the Greater Skies, learn all he could about the history and cultures in all the feathers of the Great Spiral. Sure, this much money would let him do just that as he pleased. But to hold a feather of a Bird of Fire in his own hands...such a thing was beyond money.

How Aurelius obtained it is of no consequence, perhaps a story for another time. Corvus is confident he can make a comfortable living here already, if today's profits are any indicator. What's the point of just having piles of credits sitting around?

No. It's decided.

"We are agreed. Corvus will trade you The Art of War for a feather from the Bird of Fire, yes. This book is priceless, simply selling it would dishonor its history. Give me a few moments to secure my wares, and I will gladly come with you to the feather, yes."

Woho!

I actually don't want anything from amazon right now, but if you still can't send me that game, I saw that game was on sale for $12.50 over the weekend. If instead of amazon, you could send me $12.50 over paypal and I could use it to buy depth, or more likely, elite: dangerous, that'd be awesome! Here is a donation link to my paypal

If you can't do paypal either, I'll think of something else.

Also, thank you so much for this, it's really amazing that you are willing to do this! I really appreciate it!

Aha! Fear not! I may have been a little late but i got your remedy! I have been gone for a quite long time, you know why? FOR THESE BABIES. They are designed for the opressed and the minority.They will function for millenias with a single drop of mountain dew, theoritically they can function for billions of years with one piece of dorito. See the green one? Its lining material has mined from the deepest oceans of europa.

To use these babies just go near a ~~fundieCON~~ Church and tilt it towards your forehead by 15^o degrees and it will emit Euphorays of enlightenment converting any fundies to the way of enlightenment and science as well as demolishing any structure that have been built for the appreciation of a phony god in a 4.20 mile radius. Take these and take care!