https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000RIT038/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_X2AbCbT4F5R82 HERES A GAY ONE BROTHER
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BGVTX62/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_s3AbCbNAP0HJF AND A TRANS ONE AROOOOOOOOOO
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07D5GZ24L/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_CfOwBb1F3D6D4
THEY SHIP FROM MFING CHINA SO DONT EXPECT TO GET THEM VERY SOON, BUT THEY ACTUALLY FEEL PRETTY NICE.
THESE ARE JUST THE COVERS THOUGH, SO DONT FORGET TO GET PILLOWS TO GO WITH THEM BROTHER. THEY SAY 18x18, BUT YOU CAN GET 20x20 PILLOws SO THEY FEEL EXTRA POOFY AND COMFY MFER!
HELL YEAH MFR YOU KEEP CRANKIN' THAT HOG! AND WHILE YOU DO THAT LET ME SAY I FUCKING SECOND EVERYTHING THE OTHER COMMENTER SAID ABOUT STEPPING OUTSIDE THAT MFING BINARY, AND I'D ALSO RECOMMEND YOU AND YOUR GLORIOUS HOG CHECK IT OUT THIS GUIDEBOOK THAT I FOUND FUCKIN REVOLUTIONARY MFR!!!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N80JO4W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_TEZ7DR27SJFE0F27T05M
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE MISCOMMUNICATION! ONE WAY TO MEME IT UP IS USING PHOTOSHOP JUST USE A IMAGE AS A BACKGROUND AND IMPUT TEXT USING THE TEXT TOOL. BUT A EASIER WAY IS TO USE A HELPFUL APP CALLED MEMATIC IF ON ANDROID THE APP MIGHT ALSO BE ON IOS BUT IM NOT SURE. HOPE THAT'S MORE HELPFUL!
THOUGH I APPRECIATE YOU BRINGING AWARENESS TO AN INCREASING HEALTH CONCERN AMONG MEN OVER THE AGE OF 50, MFER, PLEASE NOTE THE DIGITAL RECTAL EXAM IS OBSOLETE AF! https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rectal-exams-necessary_n_57d1b959e4b03d2d459957ec
MFERS, CRANK YOUR HOGS TO ROUTINE COLONOSCOPIES INSTEAD!!
HERE"S A FUCKIN SOURCE I USED THIS DOPE IAMGE OF A SKULL THAT SHITS CREATIVE COMMONS, IF Y'OUR WONDERING WHY HES CRYING WELL ITS BECAUSE HE" CAME TO TERMS WITH HAVING EMOTIONS, IT"S HEALTHY TO LET IT OUT SOMETIMES BROTHER THAT SHIT MAKES Y"OU A WARRIOR, ANYWAY I ASLO USED THIS FUCKIN FIRE TO FINISH THAT SHIT OFF FUCK UEAH
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fab_BxRHFbHHSEXFC
THATS THE EXACT ONE I GOT IT WAS A LITTLE ROUGH TO INSTALL BUT IM PRETTY SURE IM IN THE MINORITY ON THAT ONE REGARDLESS EVEN IF ITS THE WORST SON OF A B*TCH TO INSTALL I WOULD SAY ITS WORTH IT IT SOUNDS REALLY DUMB BUT IT REALLY IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IVE BOUGHT IN YEARS
CRANK YOUR HOG AND CLEAN YOUR SLOG AROOOOOOOOOO
I HAVE THIS AWESOME SEAT THAT AUTOMATICALLY GOES DOWN. EVERYTIME I SEE IT IM LIKE H*CK YEAH!
SHOW YOURMOM THSE ONES FROM A(FR#AKN AWESOME)MAZON
https://www.amazon.com/Allmax-AX015-Elongated-Closing-Toilet/dp/B00BRGB84S