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My friend let me introduce you to the Amazon basics plastic spoons :

AmazonBasics 1800-Piece Clear Plastic Cutlery Set https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071JLZNBQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_.PShDb9X1MWXW

Main issue is that they don't seem to be compost able. If you've watched blue planet 2 this should make you sad. But damn are they sturdy ass plastic spoons, I bought them once like a couple years back and am still working through them. I'm going to kill a lot of sea creatures by the time I'm done.

Somewhat disturbingly, a "used" version is also available for 10 dollars less. If anyone wants to dive on that.

I DIDN'T JUST LAUGH SO HARD MY DOG DIDN'T RUN INTO A TABLE, AND THE VASE THAT BELONGED TO MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER DIDN'T FALL, BREAK AND MY PARENTS DIDN'T GROUND ME

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Also read a book about racism because it's clear your state's education system clearly fucked you - read The New Jim Crow by Michelle Alexander, Director of the Racial Justice Project of the ACLU, 4.5 stars over 3 thousand reviews. It was banned from US prisons from fear of causing riots. https://www.amazon.com/New-Jim-Crow-Incarceration-Colorblindness/dp/1595586431