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The most magical words in the universe are "I doubt it." From the calling of bullshit comes the generation of alternative hypothesis, one or more may be less bullshit. The skeptic fedora is a wizard hat. So you should doubt your own narratives, or else become trapped in them and become that most dreaded of things, a Believer. The problem with me is that I just kept on taking atheism to higher and higher levels, recognizing that the mechanics of God were mirrored on different levels, as this universalized parasitic structure that feeds on human awareness.

Try imagining it would be like to perceive reality as being totally infested by this informational parasite that is truly trans-dimensional, inscribed in the memetic (culturally reproduced information), social, economic, mediaic, and even self-identity and philosophies of time. The Matrix is an explicit metaphor for this reality. The idea of an immersive simulation has ironically been turned into a simulacrum with the hypothesis that the universe is a simulation, completely missing the very real level of social simulation that mediates our relationship between us and reality.

Sometimes I'm a soldier in this trans-dimensional war on parasitic order, which is reproduction for the sake of reproduction; the essence of nihilism. I experience and live this directly in my life, we all do, we are completely immersed in it as our reality. My army is an army of activists against the forces of nihilism. Our anthem is: "all curses will be broken, all chains will crumble."

I will find more fellow activists. Or else I won't.

Pomegranates ain't golden! Now apricots on the other hand...

http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1893&dat=19760623&id=D7UtAAAAIBAJ&sjid=MtUEAAAAIBAJ&pg=1378,6188920

Seems like it would be hard to write KALLISTI on an apricot though...

Guessing it must be out of print.

https://www.amazon.com/Principia-Discordia-Omar-Khayyam-Ravenhurst/dp/096265342X/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1KF08YNA1NTYY&keywords=ISBN+10%3A+096265342X&qid=1665262806&sprefix=isbn+10+096265342x%2Caps%2C99&sr=8-1

pretty steep with some sellers on amazon, worse on abe books. Your best bet is to keep an eye out and poke around used bookstores

I used to be an Infowars republican, but now I am a very angry nothing looking for leverage to rearrange the universe with in my image because this Present Perfect Universe isn't good enough for me, and I would rather just wipe it out.

I'm guessing through the use of cunning that the other book is this one - warning, this link leads straight to the heart of utter darkness where you can purchase this book for a low price and possibly free shipping, for GREAT ARE THE WORKS OF THE BEAST

Sounds pretty fun.

Wow this blew up, turning off inbox replies for now. Here's a link to useless crap so cheaply made that planned obsolescence strikes before they even get to you; I get $0.25 for every $36.72 you spend

Everybody Poops by Justine Avery