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Tips for next time (if there is one):

• Buzz the hair first, so it is between .5 to 2 inches.
  
• Clean the area, and your hands!
  
• Start from the outside, like a jigsaw puzzle.
  
• Apply small patches of wax with the grain.
  
• Pull against the grain.
  
• Immediately apply pressure to the (now hairless) spot to ease any pain.
  
• Use strip wax; it's by far the easiest to do on yourself.
  
• Use a light toner, and optional cooling gel afterwards.
  

The reason why he still has hairs (and probably hurt like a maniac), is because it wasn't done correctly and just broke off the hairs instead of ripping them out. Tell him to use gentle soaps for a while, and some coconut oil or scentless, light moisturizer to heal. Don't wear tight clothes, and don't touch it!! He's going to be super prone to zits/ingrown hairs for the next 12 hours now.

Actually.... although this same light switch has been shown over and over, this particular image has not. It just might be an original by OP...

Check out:

https://tineye.com/search/e439e0036a267769a45ff146cc508d43416394a9/

Amazon! Apparently they have a Cocktail too which actually is a penis. Cactus Shaped Travel Cup w/ Crazy Straw - 12 oz. by Kheper Games https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01H0LRYU0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_OkO1zbZHSJD9Q

Just in case anyone is thinking of buying, please keep in mind Amazon is an abysmal place to buy seeds. Sellers can easily choose almost any picture to misrepresent what they're actually selling. You see this all the time with carnivorous plants (blue nepenthes aren't a thing) and superhot peppers (those "Carolina reaper" seeds are habaneros, if you're lucky.)

The fruit in that picture is probably grown using a mold to shape the fruit as it grows.

https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-forecasts/accuweather-forecasters-watching-out-for-a-big-storm-next-week/1140336

was posted this morning, for next week.

They knew. It's literally a penis plushie.

https://www.amazon.com/Pannow-Stuffed-Hugging-Coushion-Decoration/dp/B081V6NYW7

For those interested in buying this delightful novelty, it can be found on Amazon for the low price of $23.

https://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Largest-Gummy-Worm-Rasberry/dp/B0064A5C6C/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_img_5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=F4TF1R6C6S84ECVN68R8

I recommend the Navage

This was my source - Hottest Reliably Measured Air Temperatures on Earth: PART TWO

and Wikipedia, which refers to the same historian - Highest temperature recorded on Earth

vary form curve ruler, which according to Amazon is used for the French curve. This person is correct!

StrongTek PU Pressure Point Headrest, Cervical Traction Device for TMJ Pain Relief and Cervical Spine Alignment, Chiropractic Pillow Neck Stretcher Blue https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B08P6PNM52/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_RK6PHQ4Q5T21RPCKETPG?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

They're these ones surprised they have such good reviews I wasn't a fan. I guess if you bought some rechargeable AA's they might be worth it.

Here’s a link to the one from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Toothbrush-Squeaky-Cleaning-Brushing-Dental/dp/B085R96JWT/ref=mp_s_a_1_17?dchild=1&keywords=dog+toothbrush&qid=1589325153&sr=8-17