What are /r/muacirclejerk's favorite Products & Services?

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i was the only person in my class who wore makeup, but i deadass wore a bright red lip to school every day. it was this one. i also applied a chalky ass Covergirl nudes palette with my fingers and called it a day. oh, and spidery lashes and concealer as foundation. i cringe.

[srs] Let me help you out here. I am OBSESSED with hydrocolloid bandages/patches; they keep a popped pimple open and absorb the pus that would otherwise accumulate into an uncoverable scab.

With a typical pimple, if I pop it before bed and put a patch on, by morning the gunk is gone and the spot has flattened (there's usually some "residual" pus sitting right at the surface that's easily expressed).

For the deeper, hormonal-type pimples, overnight isn't always enough, but these patches by Unglinga are pretty dang discrete, so I've actually swapped out for a fresh one in the morning and gone to work with it on. You can even cover them with makeup. If someone is close enough for a one-on-one conversation they will be able to detect that there's something going on there, but if I stand 5 feet from my mirror, I can't see it. I would advise bringing your foundation or concealer to work with you, though, in case you decide to pull the patch off mid-day.

netgo Women's Pink Wig Long Fluffy Curly Wavy Hair Wigs for Girl Heat Friendly Synthetic Cosplay Party Wigs https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074MMY177/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_yAGyCbVX9X5VM

Link to where I got it ^^!

that's my little secret sweaty.

srs. after some research in the original twitter thread someone linked this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E828G92/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_4wieCbCGT73P9

[Srs] this reminds me of those Bic pens that were marketed towards women. The reviews on Amazon almost had me in tears.

(srs) It makes me roll my eyes when people argue about whether to support Doe Deere and Jeffree Star for their personal behavior when L'Oreal (who also own Urban Decay, Lancôme, NYX, Maybelline, Essie, and YSL and Armani's beauty lines) were LITERAL literal Hitlers and have never owned up to or apologized for it

(srs) Yeah most of them are giving me "indie band from 10 yrs back" vibes but that's not on her, she got the scheme pic here.

(TBH I love the concept overall, I think she did a great job.)

Psh, pores trying to copy Givenchy!

SRS I like the beige one, but I'm not sure why these were made and why Almay thought to dupe a product that's discontinued.

Srs wait tell me more about sugarpill on Amazon 👀 They have an Amazon store?? REEEEEE I'm getting it!!

Edit: For the curious

Srs, I saw this “mushroom” lipstick on amazon yesterday.

PanDaDa Matte Lipstick Mushroom Long-lasting Moisturizing Lip Gloss Makeup A5 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XRHPRXQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_khQ4zbKKYBXZM

All I have to say about that Katelynn chick

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Ours are from Walmart but they look similar to these Etmact 30pcs Colored Plastic Blackboard Adjustable Chalk Clip Chalk Holder for Teachers Kids School Office Drawing Board, 5 color, 3.7" x 0.6" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076GYNR1F/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_rYpbDb7HG3YMJ

My dad actually built hers! Something about being retired and the closest thing to a grand kid he's going to get....

Here is a cool one on amazon though :)

srs this supergoop perk up lip/cheek stuff is travel sized and real great to touch up on the bottom of your nostrils for that i just blew my nose 4000 times and used Vaseline to save my skin look. u could say it’s my go-to sick product

oh honey it's a thing

people buy this shit

There's ALWYS some LC scandal going on! Don't you know how shady their CEO is? Hitler should have never started a business! LOL HERE HAVE A LIST OF DUPES BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIND THEM ON YOUR OWN. <333

Srs I got myself a desk because I've noticed without it I will do my make up all over the house which causes make up to get lost pretty easily lol. I bought one on amazon for around $60 (link). I bought some acrylic make up organizers and a lipstick organizer, and a chair, it cost about $200 all together I believe, I spent the most on the chair so it would be comfy lmao. I'm really glad I did it

Aliexpress actually. The pink is a little chalky and is more white than pink but idgaf, it was $6 and it's honestly pretty fucking great.

Swatchy swatches all one swipe except blue moon which I had to re-press and was kinda all funky from that.

Pretty nice article actually

EDIT: well fuck, I read it thoroughly and am crying right now. We're all gonna die :(

"Your final days probably shouldn't be spent poring over Nietzsche and contemplating the void, unless you're the sort of person who finds pleasure in these things."

For future reference, with Amazon urls you can chop off "ref" and everything after it. That stuff is all Amazon tracking how you got there.

So https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013S816Q2 goes to the same place

Sometimes there's a product name before the number that starts B01... but it works the same way, ref and everything after it is junk

You can get in on Amazon and Ebay.

Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/Shiseido-Senka-Aging-Sunscreen-SPF50/dp/B00O6DXICO/ref=pd_ys_c_rfy_rp_3760901_0?_encoding=UTF8&amp;pd_rd_i=B00O6DXICO&amp;pd_rd_r=8E3C82WN7JBBCY287VNF&amp;pd_rd_w=MeSeb&amp;pd_rd_wg=DX31q&amp;psc=1&amp;refRID=262DX78DX9PSTT7...

Ebay Link: https://www.ebay.com/itm/SHISEIDO-SENKA-Mineral-Water-UV-Essence-Q10-Aging-Care-SPF50-PA-2018-JP/192885978975?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&amp;var=493041148334&amp;_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649

I've bought from the ebay seller and had no problems.

I like the black Aesthetica one on Amazon.

srs I dunno, she has an IG where she seems to be posting her looks relatively frequently and as far as I can tell they seem pretty unique (I don't keep track of ig makeup artists/"makeup artists," so idk if she's actually trying to mimic other people) and certainly a lot different from what ssssssssamantha posts..

but to be fair her username on reddit is rather similar and the fact that she did a look like that (apparently a collab with some other person) in combination with the username is kinda weird.

Didn't you hear? Bic has released a new Bic For Her line with applicators perfect for our dainty, delicate hands!

Srs if you missed it, go read the Amazon reviews. They're pretty hilarious.

I'm talking about these:

Premium Synthetic Kabuki Makeup Brush Set Cosmetics Foundation Blending Blush Eyeliner Face Powder Brush Makeup Brush Kit (10pcs, Silver Black) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KOW827M/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_KSsDub0AMXCBK

I'm talking about these and other variations thereof:

Premium Synthetic Kabuki Makeup Brush Set Cosmetics Foundation Blending Blush Eyeliner Face Powder Brush Makeup Brush Kit (10pcs, Silver Black) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KOW827M/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_KSsDub0AMXCBK

Here u go, bae!

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