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You're like 12-14?
You might just have to accept that many kids that age are just dicks.
They'll (probably) grow out of it.

If he actually knows nothing about computers, you could screw with him a bit.

Wait till he leaves his computer unattended.

Find out what internet browser he uses, let's just say its firefox
Download a copy of the appropriate icon (not to the desktop)

Follow this guide to make his internet browser shutdown his computer with a few caveats.

1. use 'Shutdown.exe -f -s -t 00' instead of what they tell you. The -f causes the computer to forcibly shut down.

2. Make sure you change the icon when you're changing the start up program (that's why you got it before). If you don't the firefox icon will disappear and he'll know something is up.

3. For extra fun delete / change every other firefox / internet explorer / (whatever other browsers he has)

Or you could always take a screenshot of his desktop, make that his background and delete all the icons

Haribo sugar free gummy bears, they are not meant to be a laxative (so plausible deniablity) but based on anecdotal evidence and the amazon reviews they do have that effect if you are not used to that type of artificial sweetener (sorbitol I believe.)

You can also get a powder that turns bright colors and stains the skin when it gets wet. Get a treat "for yourself" and let everyone know that it is yours. Brush the outside of it with the powder (wear gloves) and put it in a big zip lock bag with your name on it so everyone knows it is "yours" and then wait. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008JEE6SQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_mzmcGbB9QJYFJ?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Edit his hosts file to block all his favourite sites.

Want to google something? BAM Google won't load

Want to check facebook? NOT gonna happen.

Webmail? Nothing doing!

Block all his favourite sites and sit back and wait!

Remove the valve cores from their tires- https://www.amazon.com/Slime-20088-4-Way-Valve-Cores/dp/B0020T17J2/ref=sr_1_4?_encoding=UTF8&c=ts&dchild=1&keywords=Tire+Valve+Tools&qid=1627484022&s=automotive&sr=1-4&ts_id=15709151

Google "remote controlled noise maker" Amazon has some things, too. You just need to find an old smoker alarm case and then stick it to the ceiling with double-sided mounting tape you can get from any office store.

Also, post your own non-smoking sign along with the alarm. You can just mount the case in advance then put the remote noise device in later.

https://www.amazon.com/NPW-Remote-Control-Sound-Machine/dp/B00TRF49KG/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1546195793&sr=8-6&keywords=remote+control+noise+maker+prank

This is just friendly advice, but people will be more willing to talk about things seriously with you if you use (mostly) correct grammar and capitalization.

Edit: typo : )

Edit 2: You seem like a smart human, so if you're serious about wanting to change things in the world you should dive into learning politics, economics, and ethics. Start right here and then branch off (that site is amazing).

I was also thinking for a lot of posts here a directional speaker like SoundLazer might be cool. Just direct it at his windows and it should resonate in his home but not be audible otherwise.

Almost $300 but would be hilarious.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/richardhaberkern/soundlazer

Use something like this water balloon slingshot https://www.amazon.com/KOMVOX-Launcher-Slingshot-Trebuchet-Balloons/dp/B07MT924SV/ref=sr\_1\_2\_sspa?crid=Y44UVOVIZRVZ&dchild=1&keywords=water+balloon+slingshot&qid=1623621430&sprefix=waterbaloon+%2Caps%2C181&sr=8-2-spons&p... and mortar that shit into his yard from a high trajectory, might need friends to help with this, but with a little bit of practice, you can launch everything from dead fish to chicken dairy bombs into his yard and no wall will stop that.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08R72CHS6/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_TYPR6120255DAJN126WC?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

My bf snoring is as loud as a train and so I bought these ear plugs and now I can finally sleep. I'm a light sleeper so I can't sleep through his snoring at all. I would suggest these first. Your neighbor prob doesn't have the balls. But if he really has a gun, do you really wanna make yourself a target? I know this is the wrong sub for this, but I don't think poking the bear is a good idea here. Plus, what is junk mail gonna do anway? I live in an apartment complex and we have a mail room, we don't get mail delivered to my door. If I had a nickel for every time someone dumped junk mail on the floor, I could just buy my own place. You wouldn't be causing him more than a second of mild annoyance, not worth all the effort imo

lol that seems like a harmless prank I would do in the early 2000s. Leaving gay porn magazines in front of my neighbors yard that I had a grudge against for spray is kids with water during Halloween.

Not sure if I am allowed to leave an Amazon product link, but it’s a prank dildo. Here you go: Super Hilarious, Novelty Prank Mail Tube. We'll Ship an Anonymous, Embarrassing Package to Mortify and Offend Your Friends. Get Revenge with The Best Funny Adult Gag Gift and Practical Joke Packaging https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N4NYGV0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_B8RSZTDSVWBW4SSRZ93Q

Ok, here goes.

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First, get a VPN. It's probably not necessary, but some of this requires online stuff. Windscribe is an amazing and free VPN that gives you 10 GB of data per month (15 if you tweet about them, all free!).

1. Continuously send him anything and everything that is "pay on delivery." This includes pizzas, taxis, even caterers if they do pay on arrival. Not only will it annoy the hell out of him, but he will most likely get banned from all these places after awhile.
2. Tell your friends to park in front of his house. That gets annoying fast.
3. If he has a review page, trash it completely. Multiple accounts are probably easy to make. This only works if he has a Yelp! or similar thing.
4. Sign him up for every mail list and robocall thing you can find. The constant spam will drive him nuts!
5. Send him a box full of extremely fine powder. This is like u/Saml2l0 's idea, but using something like powdered charcoal/wood ash or baby powder will be extremely hard to clean. There has to be some deployment mechanism, even if it's just the bottom of the box falling out when he opens it.

Or just post his info on 4chan lol

Well since your roommate decided to use his underwear, an ironic prank would be to put itching powder in wherever he keeps his underwear

https://www.amazon.com/Loftus-Perfect-Surprise-Special-Itching/dp/B000LZAYDC

Anything that goes onto the shared WiFi network takes another piece of the pie.

Here's a camera for security, pets > https://smile.amazon.com/Blink-Mini-plug-security-detection/dp/B07X6C9RMF/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=pet+camera&qid=1627976974&sr=8-4

It's useful, but eats of bandwidth. WiFi speakers like Sonos, lightbulbs, they all do it. You could also set your computer to some bandwidth-heavy task like playing high-def movies when you're not using it. Drain it all so they get super-slow, useless access.

So there are liquids that are manufactured to violate the olfactory system. A drop here and there onto their lower balcony would make their time outside less than enjoyable. Liquid Ass is absolutely horrible so use it sparingly as to not stink up your place. Or if you want to start with something more natural but absolutely horrible, doe estrus will do what you want. Probably all kinds of animal gland scents available for purchase. Just start slow so you don't infect the whole building. Happy funking.

https://www.amazon.com/Pete-Rickards-Urine-Hunting-8-Ounce/dp/B00C9FYD8E/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=fox+urine+for+hunting&qid=1596912695&sr=8-3

pour this all over the ground. you're welcome.

Buy a 100 or so precut keys from eBay. I'd suggest try to get his house keys and make 100 copies. Get those keychains that you can put his phone number and address into like these.

Write the motherfuckers phone number, address into those keychains and throw them at different locations (parking lots, bars, shady areas, shopping malls, department store aisles, bathrooms, glory holes, red light areas, as peculiar a location as you can imagine where there's bad people). He'll receive random calls and people will try to break into his home,too, If the keys are actual copies.

Tell his kid and family what his father did.

Tell your story on 4chan, 8chan and put his number there. People there will jump at any opportunity to doxx anyone.

Send dozens of anonymous emails/calls to local news outlets citing his name and number and what he did and number of his victims. Paint him as the predator he is and how you want to warn the community.

Print out flyers with his picture, name, address and his crimes in the same intent; hand it out to his neighbours and people around the city and his workplace and places he goes to.

Might cost you some money but he'll be scratching his head for months and if someone b&e's into his house and kills him, I'll be happiest.

Buy a 100 or so precut keys from eBay. I'd suggest try to get his house keys and make 100 copies. Get those keychains that you can put his phone number and address into like these.

Write the motherfuckers** phone number, address** into those keychains and throw them at different locations (parking lots, bars, shady areas, shopping malls, department store aisles, bathrooms, glory holes, red light areas, as peculiar a location as you can imagine where there's bad people). He'll spend months wondering what the fuck happened and people will try to break into their home,too, If the keys are actual copies. And tell his kid and family what his father did.

I saw it on a reddit and Haven't tried it myself. Buy a 100 or so keys from eBay. Get those keychains that you can put his phone number and address into like these.

Write their phone number, address into those keys and throw them at different locations (parking lots, bars, shopping malls, departemnt store aisles, bathrooms, glory holes, red light areas, as peculiar a location as you can imagine).They'll spend months wondering what the fuck happened and people might try to break into their home,too.

Google a format for sex offenders notice and make one of your neighbor and mail it to everyone in the area with no return address. Sneak in something like he uses the camera as a peeping tom.

If this is too extreme Buy dandelion seeds and catnip seeds from Amazon and spread into their yard. Motherfucker will be trying to deweed all those flowers and get rid of the cats.

And mail poop from https://www.shitexpress.com/ to their address in random intervals

If you have access to the interior of their home, stealthily apply a ton of this all over the place, sofas, beds etc. Maybe couple it with some liquid ass.

Non-mobile: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006TZGJDC/

^That's ^why ^I'm ^here, ^I ^don't ^judge ^you. ^PM ^/u/xl0 ^if ^I'm ^causing ^any ^trouble. ^WUT?

Someone in my history class recently did this, can confirm it will get on her nerves. Just do it real secretly.

The projector is probably Epson brand. Here is the app that I think you can use, though I haven't personally tried it.