Also, this gift pack is apparently on sale, cheap!
and from the, "we don't know why the trump one is funny, but just to capitalize on controversy, let's do both sides even if it doesn't make sense" department, here's Biden's toilet brush.
Imagine scientists purposefully designing a spray the specifically smells like several grown men’s shit. I’m telling you, it’s absolutely gross.
I actually brought a "make your own dildo kit" for my cousins bachelorette as her gift. TSA pulls bag aside, its 6 am, they pull put the gift wrapped tube now smooshed and taped all crazy bc it is hard to wrap a tube. I get one of her friends to distract her as the TSA agent apologies that hes going to have to open it. I did warn him its a dildo. He pulls it out, pulls out the contents just kinda half smiling. Says it happens way more than you would think and he's sorry but he's confiscating the silicone gel used to make the mold part bc of airline regulations but it's happened before and you can buy the silicone on Amazon no problem to replace it.
If anything, we all laughed about it way more at the gift giving part of the bachelorette when my cousin asked with what happened to the packaging.
Tl,dr; brought a bring your own dildo kit as a gift on a plane. Tsa was nonchalant opening it and even told me where to get replacement silicone gel needed for the mold that they had to confiscate. No more put out by it than a smile.
Edit: Clone-a-willy in question: Clone-A-Willy Silicone Penis Casting Kit - Jet Black https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00815Y08Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_4UWGAbXCR0CAG
You're in luck
Zento Deals 12V Single Trumpet Air Horn- Superior Quality Single Trumpet Air Horn + Compressor Powerful Loud 150db For Truck Boat SUV Train https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LX0SPPM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_1INqBbFD6YXP6
This reminds me of when I was little! My father, sister and I went to a folk art camp/event. We were in the gift shop and I found a super realistic llama head puppet (this exact one!!) Of course I begged my father for it, he gave in and bought it for me.
Well, we were driving home and I had just the llama head out the car window (rolled up enough so you couldn’t see me behind the tinted windows) and was moving it around realistically. We got so many looks from people driving by, people were purposely speeding up to look at it and laughing once they saw it was a puppet. One of my best memories. I named him George. Still have the guy somewhere in a box at my father’s.
yerrr, different oils all have different temperatures that they start smoking at called their "smoke point"; it's why different ones exist for cooking - you use the best one for the temperature you're going to be cooking at. Olive oil / butter are for lower heats, sunflower oil a bit higher etc etc. Can read more here if you're curious!
Colin mentions mission improbable being one of his favorites.
Here is my personal favorite example: Mission Improbable - The Laundry
It looks like it might be this one.
There's certainly a persistent rumor that Gladys doesn't really exist. A comedian claims to have "written and orchestrated" her appearances on Ellen (https://www.linkedin.com/pub/scott-hardy/79/7b1/479), but elsewhere he suggests that Gladys is an elderly relative. So ... who knows what to believe. Personally I don't totally care if she's a real person -- the real joy in this clip is watching how happy she makes Ellen & the audience.
Checked out the costume on Amazon. The pictures in the review section do not disappoint
From Wiki:
>Originally sold by novelty purveyor Archie McPhee as a Halloween item, >the item became a minor cultural touchstone in the 2010s,[1] with >people appearing in public in horse head masks;[2] "Horse Boy" (a >person wearing a horse head mask) appeared on Google street view >and excited some speculation and discussion,[3][4][5] and many >photos and videos of persons wearing horse head masks appeared on >the internet, creating a minor internet meme.
I think it's just one of those things that you see and think is the coolest thing since bread and slicing; then it gets over-saturated and everyone moves on. See: Video game T-shirts, Hoodies for Cats, or pretty much everything on this website.
Honey have you been living under a rock? The world revolves around social media. Instagram, Tik Tok, Youtube, Snapchat, Facebook. The vast majority of human society especially for the younger generations revolves around life online. It doesn't matter what you do in public because all that matters is the online persona and lifestyle and content you are creating online.
>31% of Americans are online almost constantly.
>Our Lives Revolve Around Social Media
https://prezi.com/4ihkm880hd6y/our-lives-revolve-around-social-media-prezi/
Varuwy Women's High Waist Yoga Pants TIK Tok Butt Lifting Anti Cellulite Workout Leggings Tummy Control Leggings Tight https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08HGTV8RB/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_4Y7TSSFH9KMFHF3QYXNQ
What stuff do you mean specifically? Anabolic steroids are regulated in the U.S. and UK. I can't speak for the rest of Europe on the legality of anabolic steroids. The U.S. regulates a lot of other subtances that can be used to enhance performance such as HGH. The only other prominent substances I know of are creatine (which I believe has been proven to be very safe) and different pre-workout mixes. I'm pretty sure France is one of the only countries to ban creatine. That was awhile ago, so I'm not sure if it still is or not. I know DMAA, which was an ingredient in different mixes, has been banned in the U.S. and the majority of Europe. I'm not sure what substances would be banned in the majority of Europe and not the U.S. There could definitely be something I'm missing, but I doubt the majority of stuff sold in the U.S. are banned over Europe.
Hi. OVA stands for Original Video Animation because back in the old days they came out straight to VHS. I don't think there is somewhere official where you can watch them online, at least as far as I am aware. u/iarrthora pasted this youtube link above which goes straight to the scene in question :- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnqmXf206Z0
If you want to watch the full OVA just search OPM OVA4 in google and you will find some non official websites streaming. I won't paste a direct link to them though due to it being piracy.
However I will add that you can buy a box set on amazon containing the whole anime and the OVAs :- https://www.amazon.co.uk/One-Punch-Collection-Episodes-1-12/dp/B071DQ9NQP
When I first saw this, it felt like one of those spoof trailers. Like no way this was real. I just finished watching him on House of Cards, then the next day he's in a remake of a 10 year old flopped movie?
Someone either had a huge paycheck or some bad blackmail on him
On Amazon Prime video
I'm a comedian and this is our podcast, Things I Learned Last Night. We're just best friends and he teaches me about random topics from the internet every week. We think we're pretty funny. Check it out here: http://linktr.ee/tillnpodcast
Hope you like it!
The closest one I see on Amazon is this. (New Updated Model) LED Face Mask, Voice Activated Light Up Smart Mask, Cool Sound Reactive Party Rave Masks https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TBKNLY1/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_HTG7D1C53WDEBDCZPRN9
https://lifehacker.com/this-weird-trick-might-give-you-brief-relief-from-your-1794093023
You probably know it since it's been around a while on Reddit, but I've heard good thing about this little and simple trick.
heres the only mirror I could find.. the YouTube one was taken down for copyright infringement
Fun fact: for everyone else that must have at least 1 marshmallow per spoon and thus is left with a shit remainder of bland oat cereal, here you go: additional marshmallows can be purchased on Amazon.
Enjoy your diabeeetus, folks!
FYI if this happens again for some reason DON'T pee on a jellyfish sting. It can actually make it worse due to your pees salinity and the urea in your pee doesn't actually do anything because it's too diluted.
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Kind of like This?
I’ve had a Steve’s Roadkill cafe sign in my room that says that line. My name is Steven so it works
Just search in Amazon:
Don't Fuck Up The Table Bamboo Unique Drink Coasters | Set of 4 with Holder | Funny Housewarming Gift https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0748FR8XM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fabt1_4ncVFb0XFR132
There is a book that goes into all of that and a lot more. It's very interesting (but not a quick read - there's a lot of history there).
i have to plug a friend's game he made for android (no special permissions)...egyptian rat screw brings so many memories!!
Who said I used my hand as a cutting board...? Blades stayed at the top of the Apple and didn’t press through the circular Handle broke free of the blades and slammed to the counter. Since my hands were on said handle they slammed down to the countertop with it. The blades were still wedged into the top of the Apple and my palm and wrists were cut as they suddenly pressed passed the now exposed blades. You act as if someone needs to have used one of these to understand how they function. It's pretty basic, and the blades are not supposed to come out of the handle. Just read the reviews on amazon for a few of these, i'm not the only one this has happened to.
Ugh, I’m so old… there was tobacco packaged in a can and Prince Albert was it’s actual name. The joke was…”Do you have Prince Albert in a can? …. You better let him out.” https://www.amazon.com/Old-Prince-Albert-Tobacco-Tin/dp/B00HYQU57G
Donno what a tub shroom is, but I just have an old school mesh thing. Catches the hair when I wash my hair. Works. And unlike $13 on Amazon, lmfao, it was a buck for 2 at the dollar store.
https://www.amazon.com/Parmigiano-Reggiano-First-Quality-Reggiano/dp/B001F5IFLA
bruh.. that's potentially around $1k
Amazon has a 24lb wheel for $300. And I don't know if it shows for you but under "Frequently bought together" there's a huge jar of creamy peanut butter. And now I have questions I don't want the answers to.
It's probably just the reed part. He was probably blowing thru it or held it in his teeth and accidently inhaled.
I mean they don’t all have the Roman numerals. I understand that it’s the thirteen colonies, but when I literally found this hat by searching three percenter hat on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Printed-Kicks-Flexfit-Casual-Baseball/dp/B08ZXQD3GK/ref=mp_s_a_1_18?keywords=3+percenter+hat&qid=1663809653&sr=8-18. His brother is a three percenter and he just randomly is seen wearing that hat. I’m sorry but that is too much of a coincidence for me.
The Twitter shown at the beginning of this clip is the author of all of these. They are published in his book called I forced an AI to write this book
https://www.amazon.com/Forced-Bot-Write-This-Book/dp/152485834X
That reminded me of my dad. I bought some mint green Skechers about a year before he died and my first visit to him after buying them, he says “oh, I heard your shoes before they came around the corner.” https://www.amazon.com/Skechers-Walk-Snapshot-Mint-Womens/dp/B08ZR252X4
Amazon reviews. (Yes a beachball but still funny)
> We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the BC cost. We lost it in Vancouver, so there is something to be said about its durability
https://www.amazon.ca/Sol-Coastal-Beach-Behemoth-12-Foot/dp/B01AYKN476
Welcome to the future. Cloth microwaveable tortilla warmer
Everybody saying snapping fingers, but I don't see his hand move like at all. I'd hazard saying it's an Air cannon, off-screen and timed so that when the 'ball' lands in the bag, the guy off screen fires a shot
So I searched his name, Scott Henry, online and found his TikTok. He's quite adorable and has a lot of silly videos of him laughing a lot while doing silly stuff.
Dude, none of your arguments make any sense. What you are doing is called whataboutism. Besides that, pretending you are the victim for something you did willingly and benefitted from it also makes no logical sense.
If you want to get better at arguing and recognizing illogical thought processes, please check out this book (yes, it's written by Americans): https://www.amazon.com/Skeptics-Guide-Universe-Really-Increasingly/dp/1538760533
you can hear more of her on this episode of The Doughboys podcast special series, "Munch Madness, the Tournament of Chompions, The Slice Is Right : Pizza : Juggernaut Region. "
https://player.fm/series/doughboys-1888681/munch-madness-dominos-vs-pizza-hut-with-claudia-odoherty
Reddit has an E grade on TOSDR.
Reddit can straight up read your private messages, share it with 3rd parties, and then not be held accountable for anything that happens. Also, it still tracks you even when you've checked "do not track" in your browser.
Reminds me of Crude Awakening at Burning Man 2007.
Article @ Wired > 900 gallons of jet fuel fed by 2000 gallons of liquid propane
Go Girl Female Urination Device, Lavender & Waterproof for Spills & Splashes Tote Holder. LA Fresh Feminine Natural Wipes & Extra Zip Baggies 5 Tote Color Choices (Pink Tote) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M29NQWE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_YW6EA3YE6K665NCF04XD
Just a guess based on a very bad pause game.
The Bergan Turboscratcher Cat Toy
You can find that model for cheaper, and there are similar models/brands for cheaper. Just Google "ball in track cat toy"
Damn, thanks man. I learned years ago about how dangerous tennis balls are because their jaws can compress them, then they'll expand in the backs of their throats. I bought these because I like that they have large holes on both sides, but I still don't trust my pup with one on his own, even as a smarty pants.
Look into getting a roller, if you don't already have one. It helps me a ton... This is the one that I have:
Amazon Basics High-Density Round Foam Roller for Exercise, Massage, Muscle Recovery - 12", 18", 24", 36" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071P2MQ5D/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_PAWDCWN9GVTEQEJ0SJGW?psc=1
I checked, I’m pretty sure it’s this. Voice Activated LED Face Mask Cool Light Up Smart Masks Funny for Costume Christmas Halloween Party Carnival Masquerade https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08PF3X6ND/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_7G682B0WNG9G246GFNVN?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
BOBOVR F2 Active Air Circulation Facial Interface for Oculus Quest 2,Replace Silicone Face Cover Pad,Relieve The Accumulation of Hot Air and Lens Fogging https://www.amazon.com/dp/B099574TKJ/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_TKHT5GB4NFKPMXH2E1W3
Found this over here
Found out in the comments of the video she was gifted:
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Here is a link if anyone is interested in picking up a copy of “Don’t Push the Button!”
Don't Push the Button!: A Funny Interactive Book For Kids https://www.amazon.com/dp/1492607630/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_Z29TKJTT5K0383DWCWEB
it's a family/kids game, actually.
Here is how to seriously improve your entire life:
https://www.amazon.com/1210pcs-Googly-Adhesive-Sticker-ZZYI/dp/B07YJYBFZN/ref
Best $9 you'll ever spend. 1210 individual pieces of varying sizes.
Also, if someone wants to message me who that girl is...I may or may not have a collection of googly eyes that is...extensive.
Yes. Since you’re a Lewis fan you may like to know that there’s been a recent release of notes and letters about Narnia and other works.
It’s not quite the Silmarillion but it’s absolutely amazing to read some new tidbits
https://www.amazon.com/CS-Lewis-Compiled-Manuscripts/dp/B00B8O4UWG/
There‘s a version of this book with Donald Trump instead of the donkey and it‘s hilarious. I can’t find it right now and don’t remember its name, my neighbors have it. Maybe somebody has the link?
Edit: found it: Grumpy Trumpy
Aw! Please get this beautiful baby one of these! They make it much easier for babies to get bubbles when they blow! Bonus, it’s harder for them to get bubble solution in their mouth too!
ArtCreativity Mini Blizzard Bubble Blower Set Set of 4 Bubble Blasters with 4 Bottles of Bubble Mixture - Vibrant Assortment of Color - Non-Toxic Plastic - Best Summer Toys for Boys and Girls https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071SGZHLT/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_99ST6CW5A37S9PF9XS7X
Maybe the specific machine? I notice some people report problems with 3rd party pods and certain machines, but that's all I use in mine since I got it last year (except for the sample packs that came with it) and have no issues. A couple of the pods I've tried are just bad quality coffee (Looking at you DELICITALY...) but no mechanical problems with my machine at all. I've got the Breville Essenza Mini.
Plus the money you save can afford you a kick-ass machine that pays for itself in a few months which is way cooler than going to any corporate coffee palace. Making stunning cappuccinos and lattes for friends and family is a rarely considered element as well. Sometimes I even pack up the machine and bring it to small get-togethers and make a handful of after-dinner espressos. Nobody hates that.
Saving 250-300 paper cups and heat sleeves every year is a nice bonus too.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1788401743/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_t1_zqj6FbKBFT2F2
I'm not 100% sure this is it because I can't see the back, but it seems to have the same color scheme. "Dad says jokes"
Heads up to those of us from good ole Murica, Smarties are a different candy in Europe.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082G4ZC9Z/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_AIV3Fb3BGJNNJ?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
Edit: I'd like to try them, seems like they may be similar to M&Ms?
Full disclosure, I didn't do it myself. My dad is retired and after finding out they start to degrade, I suggested it as something for him to figure out a few years ago as he had all the tapes and lives far away. He got something similar to what's linked and said it was pretty straight forward once he got going. Hopefully your parents still have a vcr or something to play the tapes. It's really nice to have them digitized and easy to take a flash drive over to cousins so they can have copies of vacations and holidays they were a pert of. Editing stuff I don't know much about but have found free stuff to do basic things in the past, like cut parts of the video out. I think the software may have some basic editing software. I like that I have it on a hard drive and he has it on a hard drive, so it's unlikely they will be lost. Hope it goes well if you pursue it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PS2TD9L/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_anGUFbBTTCGG4
That's awesome! They're definitely a tough hard people but there is still a zeal for life in their culture, which is an amazing gift because it's a culture that has come about through having to live in a landscape where everything wants to kill you. (That's my personal opinion after a few bad falls in thorny acacia bushes and run ins with creatures of the night)
If you're going to be spending some time there and building some relationships, and can't recommend the book "African Friends and Money Matters" enough: African Friends and Money Matters: Observations from Africa, Second Edition https://www.amazon.com/dp/1556712774/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fabt1_MyYSFb5CZEDTC
It's not just money, its a lot about relationships to. Not sure where you're from, but as an American this book saved me from loosing my mind over there. Little tips like when someone says "that's a very nice hat, may I have it?", 9/10 times they're not actually asking you for it, they're just complimenting you on your hat. Weird stuff you wouldn't think of.
> I've always been partial to "The Tongue Cleaner". Its cheap and larger than most so you get more scraping on each pass. > > https://www.amazon.com/Tongue-Cleaner-The-two/dp/B00LLJVQOI/ref=sr_1_75?dchild=1&keywords=tongue+scraper&qid=1605462108&s=beauty&sr=1-75
Buy a metal tongue scraper, Ik Ik sounds weird but once you get one you will be like HOLY FUCK my tongue is aerodynamic as fuck
I have one similar to this, cheap asl
https://www.amazon.com/Surgical-Stainless-Professional-Eliminate-Non-synthetic/dp/B08BRCKZL5
Be sure to clean it with some soap frequently
They still make it! I am so getting some for everyone for Christmas.
Interesting. All US outlets pretty much look like the one in the video. I guess bathrooms usually have little “reset” and “test” buttons like this though. https://www.amazon.com/Pack-Resistant-Receptacle-Indicator-Decorator/dp/B077QTLVGJ/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=bathroom+outlet+cover+with+reset&qid=1604479479&sr=8-3
I've bought this one twice now. Well, the first one was a gift, but I bought another to use in my living room in lieu of a couch! Both show zero signs of wear or stress after years of (indoor only) use! I'm also still using the original hammock that came with the stand, (I think it adds $20 to the Amazon order) you can wash and dry them and they shrink back I case they stretch out after a year or so. Go for it! You won't regret it.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bombayplay.CardCrack&hl=en_US This isn't the game you have to pay for like in OP, however it is free and highly played; my mother has been addicted to it all through Covid.
I have a small dog with not great teeth and have started adding this stuff to her food to help with tartar control. I haven’t been giving it to her for long enough to have results but I figured it was worth a shot. Her breath smells better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Any one that looks like this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08B9N9XWZ/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awdb_btf_t1_zmsmFbRTTQAAD
I actually have one for work that’s a single elastic that goes behind my head. It’s held perfectly when my hair is up in a bun or ponytail.
Redditors gonna Reddit I guess! You can get it here
Sure! I initially got the idea from Oprah’s favorite things and thought it’d be good for my mom cause she has always had bad feet and uses tennis balls to help keep them loose. I ended up with this model cause Oprah’s was way expensive.
We all liked it in terms of loosening up your toes and the front 2/3 of the foot, but would have liked something that could help the heel as well. Never the less, it’s easy to use and my feet felt amazing afterwords. It just takes a little getting used to if you’re ticklish!
You could put a smile on your face any time you want with this
I invite you to read a couple of books, both of which I really enjoyed.
One, Two, Three...Infinity by George Gamow (that link is almost certainly an act of piracy, but I doubt the author would mind because he dedicated his life to spreading knowledge), and
Everything and More by David Foster Wallace. That's a publication which is so recent that if you want to read it, you'll have to cough up money. Go ahead and do it: it's so interesting that it's worth the eight bucks for the e-book easily. Don't worry, it's not an affiliate link, I stand to gain nothing from your purchase.
Both of those books talk about the mind-blowing idea that there are multiplie levels of infinity, with some infinities being much bigger than other infinities. The state of the art in thinking about infinities is so brain-hurting that David Foster Wallace's book was published 40 years after George Gamow's book, and includes a relatively small number of concepts that weren't in the older book (which isn't to say that they're insignificant--they're ideas about infinity so by necessity they're huge). One of the things I liked about David Foster Wallace's book is that it actually has a formula for quantifying how much bigger a higher-level infinity is than a lower-level infinity. Nobody in Gamow's day had come up with anything like that yet, they were just waving their arms talking about "huge" and "huger".
Buy these. I've had mine for years and no sign of them wearing down. I use them handling EXTREMELY hot things on my grill (charcoal chimney) and everything in my kitchen as well as pulling things off my smoker. They're phenomenal. $5 per glove and they cover half-way up my forearm and I'm a tall dude.