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The closest thing I could find

link to book, if anyone was curious

look at the top, they're narrower. Slinkies are a uniform diameter for their entire length. Also note the way the purple one is indented just above the sign, you can't do that with a slinky.

These are pop tubes

https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/ - this website was used. Yes, every single pixel of every photo is generated by ML, none of the faces or persons exist, it's just a collage of I imagine millions of photos of faces.

What did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll let you know that I graduated first in my class in the Foreign Legion, and I've participated in many surprise attacks against Al-Quaeda, I have more than 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla tactics and I am the best sniper of all the French armed forces. You're nothing more than another target. I'll make you disappear from this fucking planet with a precision never seen before, remember my fucking words. Can you think you can get away with saying shit about me on the Internet? Think about it, motherfucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies around the globe and your IP is being traced as we speak so get ready for the storm, you vermin. The storm that's going to sweep away that pathetic little thing you call your life. You're a fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, and that just with my bare hands. Not only am I very trained in hand-to-hand combat, but I also have access to the entire arsenal of the French Republic Army and I will use it to its maximum to wipe your little ass off the continent, you little piece of shit. If only you had known the unholy revenge that awaited you thanks to your "clever" little comment, maybe you would have kept your mouth shut. But you didn't do it, no, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fucking idiot. I'm gonna shit on you until you drown in it.

You're fucking dead, kid.

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No, just for relieving your dog’s stress, like this one. there’s no sterile collection chamber, you just have to clean it by hand.

HANDMADE VINTAGE ART Walking Stick Wood & Metal Mens Walking Canes Spindle Shaft Wooden with Brass Anchor Handle Brown

you need a proper metal pointed head to really dig into the children.

Cursed source (Amazon)

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