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That's why when I'm tonsil-deep in pussoir, I use Signal.

Its end-to-end encrypted communication ensures that my taint reaches my eyes unmolested by man in the middle interlopers.

While I was out hunting for the sauce on this I found one of the most obscure comunities on the internet... I've found color aficcionados who share gifs of lesbian lap dances on tge comment section of color palettes... Wow, just, Wow... http://www.colourlovers.com/palette/3819600/Dutch_Summers.

It's called Demon's Plague. It's a zombie apocalypse book, but unlike every other one it takes place in a semi-realistic version of Medieval England instead of a modern / military setting. When I say "Semi-Realistic," it means a low-fantasy world where the cities and characters are fictional, but the weapons, places, and technology are authentic or at least plausible within the setting. No magic, dragons, or other fantasy creatures. The zombies are heavily inspired by Max Brooks, no runners. I also did my best to avoid common tropes for the genre. Characters are intelligent and learn quickly how to handle the infected. And best of all, the story focuses on exactly zero children or babies.

It's available on Amazon now in digital and paperback.

Closest I could find on Amazon, same concept but different glove.

Issue #1 got so many reads, I figured I'd make Issue #2 available as well.

Picks up with Ace and Gwen running off together to escape the lesbian zombie attack at the police station. When Ace tries to warn his parents of the impending disaster, the story takes an Oedipal turn. Will Ace figure out a way to defeat the sexy zombies before they rob him of his johnson? Will Gwen be able to restrain herself from smacking Ace in the face? Find out inside!

Also, if you got a kick out of these issues, Issues 1-4 of the comic book series has been released in a downloadable Volume #1 - only $0.99 for a limited time: https://gumroad.com/products/NAivG

Thanks for taking a look!

Funny how everyone hasn't realized that she doesn't really have a 3rd boob, a lil Google search into her name will explain she was caught using a breast prosthetic.

http://mashable.com/2014/09/23/three-breasts-jasmine-tridevil-alisha-hessler/

And honestly I'm a boob guy but if someone literally had a 3rd fake tit made, I don't get how that would be attractive. That screams of someone with a serious mental issue. As well, If she's stupid enough to do that then one can only guess what other bad choices she's made.

Oh. Well this is a link to the interview you meant to link. How about you learn to actually use the internet before you have net neutrality seizures eh?

here's the bonus. She doesn't even have to pay for those panties. The circle of life usually goes to putting panties on your wishlist. A guy buying them for you. A guy (usually same guy) paying for a photo of you wearing them (add some water/wetness/whatever if they are into it), maybe a custom professional photoset (that's where I come in), then you sell them to another guy.

If you're smart, you also video the whole thing, live, on something like myfreecams, then save that video and put it up for sale afterward on clipsforsale.

There's a pretty cool documentary coming out (I'm in NO way involved in it, I'm just a photogrpaher who works with cam girls) put out by the same guys who did American Juggalo. They have a few more days of funding....everyone should check it out! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1192443628/cam-girlz-a-documentary-directed-by-sean-dunne

Mesh Polkadot Bikini Bra Top with Matching Ruffle Trim Boy Short Set, Black/Baby Blue https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BI47QR2/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_omh5vbRBZ27ED

Amazon, the Victoria's Secret catalog / spank-bank of 2015! Lol

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.reddit.redditwallpapers

In case anyone wants to be wild/ use this for non-wild subs.

Found it

https://www.amazon.com/Uncensored-Passionate-Masturbation-PosterCanvas-24x36inch/dp/B09QSWFPL8/ref=mp_s_a_1_18?keywords=nude+poster&pd_rd_r=3a86dbc2-a696-4657-b5f7-8a927ba284e0&pd_rd_w=2iRW1&pd_rd_wg=Bho2k&pf_rd_p=ce028c81-ed8c-425...

On your home network you can also look for using network wide adblocker using pi-hole. https://pi-hole.net/

You can use it out your home network by using DNS over VPN but that's kinda out of scope for this comment 😛

Hello, I'm a bot! The movie you linked is called The Midnight Meat Train, here are some Trailers

And if you're on Android definitely download Relay

Oh believe me, it gets <em>infinitely</em> worse in the actual fanfictions

In fact, I actually wanted to snuggle Lammy just to ease her agonizing pain after reading <em>this</em> one in particular; seriously, holy shit, Parappa, what in the actual flying fuck is wrong with you

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Shit this brings up a memory from so many, many, years ago (roughly 30), so trying to pull this from half remembered memory. I had a few roommates, and I mostly kept to myself except for the one guy I knew from before. The other two were cousins, or something like that. Both Greek, which is important. The older one (I'll call him Roger) was having a birthday and he and the other two roommates were taking him to a bar, and I stayed home. By the time they came back I was already asleep, and they were pretty quiet.

The next morning I wake up, shower, etc and get ready to leave for college. As I'm leaving my buddy asks me what I did. I ask him what he was talking about, and he said when Roger went to go to sleep last night he screamed and then refused to open his door. I just shrugged and went off to school. When I got home the three of them were sitting in the living room, looked at me and started laughing. I asked what was so funny and Roger gets up and says "You're a bastard" and gives me a hug.

Now what was so funny was that when I heard about Roger's birthday a little over a month prior, I set a plan in motion. I sent away for a &quot;Love Ewe&quot;, bought some lube, bottle of wine, and some heart candies. So when they left I blew up the doll, then put everything on his bed, nicely arranged for when he came home.

It's always the quiet ones. That was one of my better pranks there. lol

you can use VLC player to cut the portion of the video you want and save/convert it to a lot of formats. sadly you may need a gif maker app. this one good and rested 4.7 https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.media.zatashima.studio

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Here you go :). I got the pro version with my Google opinions credits. Totally worth it.

I'm on android. I use Relay.

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The actual title of the product is &quot;Stockade with Chest Pad and Fucking Rod&quot;. It appears to have 0 reviews, but hurry up and order now because there are only 12 left in stock .

Looks like they're refill cartridges with poorly designed packaging.