That's an interesting idea.
Here's where you can get the small vials from: https://www.amazon.com/Healthcom-Bottles-Miniature-Bottle-Botlles/dp/B01FEY38LO/
Attach them to a generic jewellery chain.
The challenge in this is keeping the cum from becoming rancid. You likely need to:
1. Fill it completely, leaving no room for oxygen.
2. Seal the top off with either hot glue or super glue to prevent air exchange.
3. Pasteurize the semen somehow, to kill off the bits that are alive. I recommend a Sous Vide machine, finding the highest temperature that does not result in curdling. You want to either do this for a short while (a few seconds at around 70 deg C) or a long while (6-8 hours at 45 deg C). I could find any references in the literature to semen pasteurization (no shit); the closest is Japanese Cumlette porn.
4. Somehow prevent decay through chemical reactions. You can try things like mixing it with cyanoacrylate (9:1 to 19:1 ratio), or some type of two part resin. This should hopefully slow decomposition.
It seems like a lot of work, but it could be fun to investigate, especially if every experiment requires a fresh sample. Personally, I would just take his cum inside my body and use Cetaphil to carry his cum symbolically.
Ninja Edit: the linked Facebook post is a troll account.
I worked at an adult store for 3 years, and that looks exactly like the cap to this lubricant we carried. This is the link to it on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077JMM46T/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_25n9Db70BBSQE
If that's not it, I'm not sure what else it would be. Hopefully this helped!
I used to store them in plastic boxes that you can keep under the bed, but recently switched over to wine glass storage box, which is a lot easier to open and grab the toy/s you need.
First of all, congrats on discovering a new fetish.
Secondly, while you can hurt yourself with too much water, the real trouble comes from too much too fast. Your bidet is a fine place to start, however I recommend that you look into a shower enema setup that allows for regulation of both speed and temperature.
I use this exact model and love it immensely.
They definitely used to call things silicone that were not (I was just talking to some folks the other day about the 2000s nightmare that was Taffy Ticklers - which, despite saying silicone on the package, were TPR), but lately I think all of their own-brand stuff is white label and the silicone stuff does seem legit.
Some toys still have manufacturing residue. And silicone can also cling onto packaging smells. Washing it well then airing it out for a day or few should eliminate any smells though if it's really silicone. It's rare for packaging smells to stick around longer than that in my experience (though other smells are known to stick around longer, like strongly scented soaps, disinfectants, smoke, ass, perfume, etc)
Eta : googled the toy and all I'm finding is this jelly egg which doesn't sound like silicone at all. Can you link to your toy?
Something like this?
I only know that's a thing because it was a joke for a while... Who buys lube by the gallon? Maybe a porn studio? Or... if you were going to have a party with lube wrestling instead of jello wrestling?
While we're having fun, here's a 55 gallon drum of lube, also available from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/
--Still qualifies for free shipping. :)
It's not necessarily due to the bleach, silicone masturbators sometimes tear and I notice that one is a tight model, it could be that you're a little big for it.
You can repair it with Sil-poxy.
Get your money back, and then don't buy cheap dildos like this again. It claims to be silicone (a safe, nonporous material), but at that price, there's no way.
It's generally dangerous to buy sex toys off Amazon because third-party sellers can say anything about the product and there's no quality control. However, the seller Shag Supply on Amazon does sell legitimate silicone toys from Vixen Creations, one of the best dildo manufacturers out there. Check out the Leo or the awesome Mustang. Yes, they're a lot more expensive, but they're guaranteed to be safe for your body. The dual-density Mustang also feels as realistic as you're going to find in a dildo. Your vag and/or rectum will thank you.
You can more precisely control the speed with https://www.amazon.com/Electronic-Controller-Variable-Adjuster-Hydroponics/dp/B07T9BLJ7L/
This toy claims to be silicone, too. There's zero chance that it is.
How did I find this toy? I searched for "silicone sex toy" on Amazon and it was the first result. The. Very. First.
It was 100% real. I sent it back to the store. I have collected reviews across the Internet of women saying they bled and were injured using this toy. Here is a readable link to a file WITH review links, and a link to a file WITH only screenshots of reviews. (Anxious that LELO would try to delete or destroy the links and reviews, I made sure to create a document just with screenshots.)
My guess is the answer in your case is probably the first issue - it may well be counterfit. As that article lays out though, even if the seller you're looking at is genuine, you may still end up with a (potentially dangerous) counterfeit one as Amazon just chuck "identical" items in the same bin, regardless of who the seller is.
Here you go. Make sure to read the reviews:
Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum/7040 Fl Oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_32XEW4QR6KKNDNZ0S8HH
As the other poster said, you can use it for penetration, but it's not what it's made for.
There are insertable silicone attachments you can get for mini wands like that though.
(In general I don't recommend buying sex toys on Amazon, just because counterfeit toys and mislabeled/unsafe materials are incredibly common there. But that's where I'm linking because I don't know where else those particular attachments are available.)
We bought the ottoman second hand. Below is a link to the lock I used. I used double-sided tape to hold the lock in place while I aligned the top piece and bottom piece of the lock. I'm pretty sure I used screws that were a little longer than the ones that came with the lock to secure everything. Another adjustment I had to make was adding blocks of wood between the lock and the ottoman's side and top so that everything would align and latch.
There is this one here. Evolved makes some awesome products, they offer a 5 year warranty and they're probably the most polite company I've worked with. I've seen this one in action. Good intense vibrations, and pretty strong "ejaculation." I DO NOT suggest ordering off Amazon thou. Most adult Boutique carry Evolved, so you're local store should have it. Hope this is helpful!
I use a combination of these storage chests... Links below. The first one just needs a separate lock you can buy but the 2nd one (though much smaller) has built-in combination locks.
The first storage trunk is too big to fit under the bed but the other ones are small enough to do so. Just depends on how many/how big your toys are. And if you'd rather have multiple smaller ones under the bed, or a large storage trunk in the closet instead.
I haven't found a good one yet, there was a lock from master series that was pretty big, but after I tried it I refused to put it on my store - the thing broke after the first use and we ended up getting a dremel out to fix the problem (Although watching my subs face while I'm cutting a chastity cage lock was maybe worth it for the look alone!).
I've opted for something a little different, if I am using a time lock then I use a Kitchen Safe (one of the very few times I'm ok recommending amazon) and put the keys for the lock inside that box.
Alternatively I use plastic padlocks with serial numbers - they obviously aren't super secure but if he breaks one I know about it since I have the serial number written down when I put it on.
I just recently got some thongs off of Amazon for my bf.
Excellent, cheap set right there, and seems to be a lot more on Amazon that we saw while researching them, including some lacy and frilly stuff if that's what you're after.
We just searched "men's panties" and "men's lingerie." Yes, you will come up with a few elephant trunk designs, but there are plenty more feminine or flattering designs for those of us not ripped like the models in the former designs.
Hope this helps!
Here's u/lovense2's reply from the r/sex thread:
> Regarding the sound file in question, it has already been confirmed that this is a minor bug - a temporary file that is created when someone uses the Sound Control feature. Your concern is completely understandable. But rest assured, no information or data is sent to our servers.
> This cache file currently remains on you phone instead of deleting itself once your session is finished. Also, when the file is created it overwrites itself (no new files are created).
> Our programmers have confirmed this bug on android and we are currently testing on iOS. We are also working on an update that will be released on November 10th 2017 that will make this file automatically delete after you stop using the sound function.
> We hope this clears things up.
> EDIT 1:This is the Lovense official account. We'd also like to point out that this is a minor software bug . We'd like to thank u/tydoctor for finding and bringing this issue to our attention.
> EDIT 2: We can confirm that this bug doesn't affect iOS devices, only Android.
> EDIT 3: The bug has been fixed and an updated version of Lovense Remote is now available for download in the Google Play store. If your device is running a previous version of Lovense Remote please upgrade to v3.0.7 by clicking here.
> The fix deletes the temporary audio file 'tempSoundPlay' after exiting the Sound Control feature and the app will do an additional check and delete each time the app is started.
So many people in r/sex jumping to conclusions with insufficient information....
Amazon sells the same board for cheaper, it's $180 on amazon.us and they sell a larger but more expensive version of it, too. However you will most likely be better off making your own bondage board instead of buying one as it will probably be cheaper to make and more effective/durable than one sold online.
Also chrome is warning me that the site you linked does not have a secure connection, so I would not recommend buying anything off that site incase your data get's stolen.
Sorry to hear D:
If the suction cup truly isn't working, I'd suggest getting a harness for it. I recently purchased this one and just wrap it around a pillow (although you could also find something heavier to wrap it around).
Note: While I used an Amazon link for demonstration purposes, I do not recommend buy it through amazon for safety reasons.
I've only used one so far, but I really like it. It's got a bit of goop to it, so it helps to stay where you put it. Not sure what the consensus is on this stuff, but it's what a friend who works at an adult store recommended, and I trust her.
This isn’t completely true.
You can purchase Sil-Poxy with is a silicone epoxy that bonds silicone to silicone. Once it cures it’s pretty much solid silicone again. A couple toy companies sell this as a way to repair tears to the vaculocks.
It not safe for inserting into the body, but a repair like that wouldn’t ever enter your body. I have used it many times on repairs to the base or bottom of platinum silicone toys and if you go slow and use a good tool like a tooth pick it’s not difficult to repair toys.
If the toy is worth repairing versus getting a new one is a different story. The Silpoxy is about $20 but one little tube will be all you ever need.
I haven't used it myself but some of those prices seem a little too good to be true. I saw a few unsafe (jelly) toys while browsing so that's something to be mindful of.
I came across a site for reviews that was all positive, but on trustpilot, a lot are negative, you can read here. Seems very fishy! If you want to look for another site, we'll be happy to help :)
oof, not gonna tell you what to do or how to have sex, but id advise ye dont do experimental anal (assuming its anal) under the influence, the most likely reason he can take it is your sense of whats sore is dulled, thats dangerous territory
aside from that, theres a lot of squishy toys out there other than vixskin, godemiche and bad dragon are two with great soft silicone options in a lot of sizes.
Gotta be careful with measurements as diameter is very different to circumference and different sites use different ones. I always check on omni when i find dildos in diameter.
Yes! Slippery Stuff is the only lube I use, and I started buying it off of Amazon about 1 year ago without any issues. As someone who often has reactions to lubes & hygiene products, this is the only one that hasn't burned me (literally.)
While I can't speak to the product quality from other vendors, this one that's labeled with the original Wallace O'Farrell brand and sold by Trademark Retail is legit.
Shag supply is the only seller on Amazon who I know to be trustworthy, so you could check their stock. A quick browse shows me that currently they only carry Swan vibrators. That's lucky, though! I've read good things about both the Swan Wand and its mini version. The mini fits your budget, too.
The one on the left is the model seen here https://www.amazon.com/BOMBEX-FDA-Approved-Realistic-Dildo/dp/B074JLG6QF
I don't recognize the other but they both look like the same type of $20 - $30 dildo that is sold all over Amazon. I recommend shopping elsewhere as purchasing toys there is well known to be a crapshoot and you're likely to end up with something unsafe that will not last.
It makes for a good, solid beginners dildo that is average in size and made from safe material.
The above link is our review of it. Here is the amazon product page, if you dont want to go to our site first
This is what you’re looking for. The device itself is know to stop working eventually, but it’s so good I’ve purchased it multiple times.
I recommend buying the speed controller for it. It adds to the variability of the speed. Sometimes my wife likes it turned way up and sometimes way down. Here it is at Amazon for an example. Not endorsing them as a source.
Use rubber or nitrile gloves to protect your skin (e.g. disposable exam gloves). Costco's Kirkland brand is hands down the best pricing on disposable nitrite exam gloves as they are 2 boxes of 200 for $19.99 (400 gloves total)+ S&H, not sure if they are sold in store.
10% is the same thing as 1:10 (1 part bleach and 9 parts water) if the bleach is 5.25% to 6.15% sodium hypochlorite. e.g. 0.375 cup (6 Tbsp) of bleach in 0.25 gallon (4 cups) of water, 0.75 cup of bleach in 0.5 gallon (8 cups)of water, 1.5 cups of bleach in 1 gallon (16 cups) of water, and so on.
20% is the same thing as 1:5 (1 part bleach and 4 parts water) if the bleach is 5.25% to 6.15% sodium hypochlorite. e.g. 0.75 cup of bleach in 0.25 gallon (4 cups) of water, 1.5 cups of bleach in 0.5 gallon (8 cups) of water, 3 cups of bleach in 1 gallon (16 cups) of water, and so on.
Bleach can have different concentrations/levels of sodium hypochlorite so something weaker (e.g. 3.25%) would need less water and something stronger (e.g concentrated versions) would need more water. Make sure you look at what the label says the concentration is supposed to be.
Also keep in mind that bleach changes over time once it has been opened and those changes will degrade the concentration/level of sodium hypochlorite (similar to what happens with hydrogen peroxide)
Side Note: Decimal to Fraction calculator
edit: corrected the 20% math
If its just too much vibration you can use a fan controller to fine tune the speed. https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07T9BLJ7L/ assuming it's the corded model.
Looks like a hanger thing that goes on top of a door frame so you can put hangars on it...
Yes, you should definitely clean your toys with both soap and water between uses! A few reasons why proper toy cleaning is important:
For everyday toy cleaning, it's best to use a mild, unscented soap. I like Dr. Bronner's unscented castile soap - an 8 oz bottle costs about $8, and lasts for a long time.
Even though some people like to clean their toys with Dawn dish soap, I would strongly advise against using it. Dawn is a scented soap, which means that it's much more likely to cause irritation - especially if you have a history of BV or any other sensitivities. You don't need to buy any fancy sex toy cleaners; most of them contain a lot of chemicals and additives.
It's safest to sterilize your toys when you first get them, and every 1-2 months after that. Since the Plus One Wand vibrator is waterproof, it can be sterilized by soaking in a 10% bleach solution (10% bleach, 90% water.) Make sure to clean your toy thoroughly with soap and water, both before and after soaking it in bleach.
Do the flush method, buy an anal douche from amazon and flush with just the right amount of water. Wait 20-30 minutes so everything is passed then play. Ever since my wife started doing this our anal play has been clean and so much longer and much more enjoyable. Keep it clean trust me been on the end of a mess a few times before the anal douche.
My favorite is to use DSLR camera bags. You can get them cheaply on Amazon.
The nice thing is that they have movable velcro dividers, so you can rearrange the compartments however you like. It also allows you to keep things separate- i.e. storing the silicone lube away from the silicone toys.
With a bit of fiddling, you can connect two to the same phone. I found a way on a Samsung Galaxy Note 20+, which I assume will work on most Androids. Not sure if there's something similar on iPhones (but I assume there is because I see there are similar apps).
You need to create two independently functioning copies of We-Vibe's app on your phone (i.e. clones) by doing the following:
You're all set up. When you want to connect two toys to the same phone, do the following:
Hope that helps! I would take a screen shot but I can't due to security settings.
Something like this. They’re the worst. Use partially used batteries and for great effect kink the wires so it won’t fire continuously.
Back in my teens this type was all I could afford in an overpriced sex shop, god awful. Try Spencer’s gifts.
I would recommend the NS Novelties Coloursoft Soft Dildo, Blue, 8 Inch. Similar size but good quality silicone at a very reasonable price. You can sterilize it, clean it well, boil it... take what others have said seriously and consider a silicone toy rather than TPE.
I have https://smile.amazon.com/Washable-Underpads-Incontinence-Reusable-Lifestyle/dp/B08778WFCX/ and nothing gets through.
We have a number of rolling under-bed lock boxes — but I can’t seem to find them for sale anymore. This, was about $45: https://us.amazon.com/ECR4Kids-Lock-Portable-Under-Bed-Personal/dp/B005JCZI5G
Maybe something similar in the “rolling under-bed storage” search category? The soft zip cases seem annoying and the metal stuff overkill — but the plastic bins might be a workable option?
Well, with any kind of clamping you're going to run into the time limit thing, which is going to be your main issue.
I'm not endorsing this brand, but what about something like these micro bullets and securing them under pasties. You could discreetly run the wire under your top and then plug in and turn on whenever you felt the need.
I recommend buying a cheap camera bag from Amazon, and use that for toy storage. They have moveable dividers that you can adjust to the size of your toys. And it looks completely innocuous tucked away in a closet or under a bed. Travel makeup cases are another alternative.
Dildos are one of those items that you inevitably get a collection of, as you Goldilocks your way around trying different designs.
I went with this one and love it. (I’m a guy.)
If you find something better let me know please.
California Exotics Novelties Eclipse Thrusting Rotator Probe https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MYG1F59/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_Q6880H7BCB1KSPYN0D7Y
Happy to hear you love your new toy! Maybe you will next try a safe glass dildo? They are also amazing.
Spartacus Blown Large Realistic Glass Dildo https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0076OYSYW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_GAHX14RTJ0G97ZEKP6A8?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
This is the one I ordered: https://www.amazon.com/Home-Basics-Multi-Purpose-Protection-Countertop/dp/B07QJD5CYS
Something like this might work. Mine hasn't come in yet, so I can't say for certain but a lot of cam girls use stuff like this for suction cup toys when they're on a bed or carpeted floor.
I have seen something sort of like this.
It wouldn't have the fleshlight feel but when one guy moves it would change the suction the other felt.
I do like your idea, being able to dick fuck your partner like that sounds like fun.
Currently using a wine glass storage box which is great for storing dildos. Satin bags are pretty good.
An ottoman is also handy to have.
So I recommend Xlube, It's only one ingredient and it's a powder that you add to water to make batches of lube. Works great, never had a problem with it for either anal or vaginal play and it makes 20+ litres of lube lmao.
The Njoy wand is a must!! I was EXACTLY as you described... external only orgasms, but enjoyed and was still turned on during penetrative sex. I knew I was missing something.
I bought this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0773GTR7C?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
It has been directly compared to the Njoy and it is indistinguishable. If the Njoy wand was any better than this, I would kill over.
It not only provided my first direct g-spot and subsequent squirting orgasm, it's more. This part is harder to describe... but it also made my g-spot more sensitive. Kind of like when your mind can detect your thumb without you moving it or anything touching it. That's what it did for my g-spot! Like I discovered a whole new body part. Subsequent couples play and exploration became much more successful in the g-spot hunt and stimulation game.
I still like a little external stimulation along with internal to really take me over the edge. And anal play is awesome in its own right.
I also found that instead of your partner asking "tell me what you like/what feels good", is to have them doing their thing and then say "do you like this OR this", "here OR here". The choice between 2 actions is much easier to define than an open ended question. I hope that makes sense!!
TLDR: Buy the wand; keep experimenting; happy orgasming
Not super loud. I set it on my bed, closed the door and walked out. Can't hear it. under the covers and I wouldn't worry about a thing.
Little background music if you really want to be sure.
I just did a whole video on sex toy cleaning that has a section about soaps.
You could definitely use any unscented dish soap or any other scented one if you aren't sensitive to fragrance. Or my personal favorite toy cleaning soap is Dr. Bronners, which has an unscented version as well as a ton of scents.
The only things to maybe watch out for with certain soaps are silicones if you're using silicone toys (which I don't think I've ever seen in dish soaps) and residues (which also aren't usually a problem with dish soaps since they're made to rinse clean, but hand soaps and body washes and stuff are often made to leave moisturizers behind).
Small ones exist but they have downsides: they tend to be louder and just not work as well. It's a function of the physics behind what the machines do.
If you have enough privacy to feel comfortable using one, you probably have enough privacy to hide something of medium size. The HiSmith machines on Amazon are very nice and definitely the best value. They're cheap for the quality, powerful and very quiet. You can also have them controlled remotely.
This one is large when it's all set up, but the whole thing breaks down into a small case you can easily hide under your bed or in a closet somewhere:
I dunno, the top rated reviews on amazon indicate that he is not at all alone in experiencing these issues with the Hush. As I said in another comment this at a minimum points to a lack of quality control.
Those are terrible. Try something like this that isn’t so stretchy, is thick silicone, won’t tear easily, and squeezes REAL hard. You will appreciate it much more if you like that other kind. You’ll love this.
I'm inexperienced in cock rings but I've bought a set of rubber ones and, most recently, a tantus silicone one from Amazon. I don't know that I've experienced any "benefit" from using it but the tantus feels much better than the rubber set.
Tantus Super Soft C Ring, Black https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007CE5W5K/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_jpx6wb7RFP49F
Even if you buy from a reliable seller, there's no guarantee that you'll get the correct product because of Amazon's "warehouse-bin roulette," as mentioned in Lilly's Amazon article. However, I think your best chance of getting a body-safe off Amazon is to buy a Vixen Creations dildo from the seller Shag Supply only. Here's a single-density one for under $50, for example. Again, you're not totally certain to get an actual Vixen dildo this way, but if you're 100% set on using the gift card for an insertable sex toy...
Would you consider using the gift card to buy something for external use only, like a bullet vibe, instead? A lot of people seem to like these Sensuelle Point vibes, though they're apparently prone to having charging issues.
I think it's fine. The virtue of silicone is that it doesn't react with any dissimilar material, and it doesn't outgas (when fully cured). PVC won't touch it. That said, there are some silicone double sided suction cups on Amazon, these for example.
I'd say full leather body harness. Got mine on amazon and I love it. Can't seem to find it there for a link. But it has 2 shoulder straps, 4 rib straps and one strap with cock ring that goes from from to back (you can remove one strap to the ring to allow ass access :) ). Also lots of D rings to tie wrists to.
EDIT: found it
Quality silicone dildos are very resistant: they can be boiled, baked, and soaked in a bleach solution. It's good to boil any new pure silicone toy for 3 to 5 minutes to get any grossness from the factory and packing materials off it.
Is this the dildo? It looks exactly like Bondara's Mr Realist dildos, which I reviewed here. I boiled mine, and it seems OK, but I am wary about it. It's definitely not "medical grade" silicone, since that classification doesn't exist for American sex toys. In general, I agree that buying off Amazon can be risky because sellers can outright lie about the materials in a sex toy.
The "BumpHer" is designed for exactly this. It's a toy for clitoral/vulva stimulation that fits around the base/your end of the dildo, or can be attached inside the harness. The combination of his favorite dildo and the BumpHer for her works very very well, as reported from partners....
I'll second that I don't recommend buying toys on Amazon because mislabeled materials are really common there, but if it's this Hismith dildo, then that does appear from the photos to be silicone. And I do generally trust Lovehoney when they list something as silicone. Though flame testing is never a bad idea if you aren't sure.
Cramping is somewhat common after extended periods of deep/rough penetration, so I'd consider if the settings on your machine need adjusted to shorter and/or slower strokes or if a softer dildo could help.
My wife and I use clear (actually hazy white) silicone o-rings from Amazon. I would recommend a pkg of 8mm and 10 mm to begin and size up or down from there. We have used them daily over a year with success in keeping them erect. This product is used as a gasket in body modification jewelry such as ear lobe guages. It works better than any rubber band. You can also stack them for more projection. https://www.amazon.com/Clear-Silicone-Rings-Pack-10/dp/B0141PO15E/ref=lp_11106096011_1_1?srs=11106096011&ie=UTF8&qid=1533837631&sr=8-1&th=1
The key to ejaculation control is knowing your point of ejaculatory inevitability and how to back off. That, combined with learning kegels and how to close that sphincter can make you into guy who only cums when HE wants to (within reason). The book that helped me with ejaculatory control most was "The New Male Sexuality". The "Look Inside" on this book used to have just about the entire book posted on Amazon. But if that is no longer true, it still costs about two dollars used. Desensitizing your penis is not the best way to handle this. How much fun can it be to have sex with a penis that has only slightly more sensation than a mop handle? Don't let this stop you from buying the toy. It can still be a good tool to practice your new skills on.
With a bit of fiddling, yes. I found a way on a Samsung Galaxy Note 20+, which I assume will work on most Androids. Not sure if there's something similar on iPhones (but I assume there is).
For something a bit softer, I like to recommend either the Je Joue Mimi which still has strong vibrations at it's highest setting but starts off nice and low. Really good range with deep rumbly vibes. Or the Tenga Iroha which is a softer motor with mid range vibrations and absolutely gorgeous feeling silicone texture - kinda like a squishy marshmellow.
I go to Menards or home Depot and use a use a large tool container. I keep a small one for my lube, condoms, and cleaner. Also I buy these Microfiber pouch to help store each toy and to keep them separate
I’m a squirter too. I’ve got two of the Liberator throws, love them, but they are pricy and a pain to wash (unbalanced loads all the time). Also, the old version of the throws were much better. The inside part of the blanket was constructed differently. My BF complains that the way the new ones are constructed — on the inside there are two separate slippery pieces sewn together — so it’s hard to stay in place. He slides around, making him on top positions a pain.
I use disposable puppy pads when I travel because of the easy clean up , but would never do that for everyday. Too much waste and not sexy at all to hear the plastic crinkling. Too small to move around as well.
The best buy for your buck imho are large waterproof mattress pads (some call them chucks). You can get them on amazon and they last forever and are very simple to launder.
I use these and they work great
Edit. Little more info.
Here's Peepshow's shipping information page. Did you get a tracking number when you made your order? If so, plug it into an app like Deliveries. It will give you an arrival estimate and updates on where your package is.
A) sorry, what? Your question does not make grammatical sense.
B) I was under the impression that flair is, indeed, available to all users of reddit. Perhaps not. However, I myself use the site and moderate from mobile 99% of the time. It sounds like maybe OP has made the choice to use an inferior mode of access, and I'm not going to take responsibility for someone essentially choosing to use IE3 when a fully functional browser is right goddamn there.
I use to spend big money on water based lubes and then I realized you can mix your own from powder with J-Lube. Amazon UK link
Mix it to the consistency you want and can be used pretty much everywhere and will really be fun 🤩
Forgot to say, that bottle of powder will make liters of lube. 😝
Another suggestion that has worked well for us and isn't as conspicuous as incontinence pads is a gigantic waterproof pet blanket. We have this one:
It's soft and doesn't look out of place if it's on the bed because it matches the decor. It soaks up everything. When we're done having sex it's usually covered in lube, cum, my wife's squirt, and everything in between. My wife no longer shoves a towel in between her legs and waddles to the bathroom afterwards because she can just push all the cum out onto the blanket. Then you just throw it in the wash and it's good to go. Highly, highly recommend and if it ever loses its luster, it's just $45 to replace it.
By clamp, I'm referring to a nipple clamp except used for the clit. So technically, I would also settle for a nipple clamp of the type I described as long as it's able to be used for clitoral stimulation. I can't find the exact product I purchased before (it was an in-store purchase), but this was the closest I could find:
See Edit #3 up there for the hyperlink. Here ya go! https://gofile.io/d/ev1SVa
The disclaimer about the luxe 24k Gold devices is a nice touch.
Thank you. I can't tell you how much I appreciate I support from the community. Like seriously. You have no idea how much this means.
I use this app. You can create credit card numbers that are bound to individual merchants. There is a setting that obfuscates the name of the merchants you're purchasing from, on your bank statement. Full disclosure. That is a referral link. By using it and joining, we both get $5 added to our account
Unboundbox has the pro40 that will end up costing you about 50 including shipping to the US if you buy their groupon right now.
Unboundbox is a reputable online store (pairs with many other companies for cross promotion, countless positive reviews from sex toy blogs, has been a successful company for a couple years now), but they have limited stock and are really more well known as a sex toy subscription box. Groupon does not fulfill any orders, instead you purchase a discounted gift card to use on their official site.
You could use flat nylon webbing, two straps, and use a snap kit to add snaps to the ends. Then make an X, stitch them together at the center, and snap them around a steel or rubber o-ring of your choice, to hold the dildo. You could add strap buckles to make yoga ball size and position adjustable.
For reference, my girlfriend and I have one of these that is constructed similarly: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000AOOBPG/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_b.ubub066WNTF
Hey! Sizing is pretty important to choose a dildo, someone’s definition of “not too big” is very subjective. I’d advise seeing how many fingers you’re comfortable with and measuring around with something (tape measure or string + ruler) to see the circumference / girth :) the length is less important but you can definitely include that too. There are math sites to automatically calculate the diameter from the girth (here ) most toy shops will just have just the diameter and a way to filter by size. It’ll be super important for the buttplug too!
What is the style you’d like (realistic or not; any particular color) and what is your budget? What country are you in?
Well I'll be, it looks like there is the possibility to be allergic to silicone. Medical write up and Ask.com, but that it's extremely rare, so much so that it's not routinely thought about. Maybe talk with your wife about her previous experiences with the silicone to make sure that it was 1) legitimately silicone and not a cheap manufacture labeled "silicone", 2) if it was still a cheaper silicone, to my understanding, higher grade silicone is less reactive to darn near everything.
I bought a really cheap one like this
and though I was worried about the quality my GF and I have found it amazing, since then I have bought things more expensive for safety though.. ..that having been said, mine is going strong :)
She didn't dream it up, you can buy it at:
It says it's designed for sucking, not penetration though. For me it depends on how you'd want to use it. I personally wouldn't use it for pegging, but I would probably give it a go for vaginal penetration.
Avoid any anal desensitizers! Anal relaxers are totally okay (I’ll recommend Intimate Earth’s Adventure) and may help ease her into things.
Personally, I didn’t use any of that, I used good ole fashioned lube, and an anal training kit. I linked the one I used below, but my honest recommendation is to go to your local sex shop and get just a standard kit.
Looks like fun, so I took a shot at searching for it.
Found this, which seems to be a version of what you posted. You should be able to grab some search terms from there.
If you are looking for a strapless one, I can vouch for dual density Vixen Peacemaker. A dual density is a dildo with a firm inner core covered in a soft outer core. Because of this, dual density dildos are usually sought after for how realistic they feel when compared to actual male anatomy. The hooked side is 5 ¼ inches in insertable length and 1 ½ inches in girth, while the realistic side if 6 ½ inches in insertable length and 1 7/8 inches in girth. This dildo features 2 flared basses and can be used for butt stuff on both sides.
That being said, it still suffers from common 'strapless' issues with stability and slipping out of the vagina while thrusting. Using a strap-on harness should fix this issue if you want to use the realistic part for penetration, works like a charm.
Bought this set and have had decent results! Almost feel like I’m a half size too big or too small for some but with the set you can mix and match! https://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Fit-Rings-Sturdy-Storage/dp/B01J84E5OK
Hey, my original comment doesn't appear to show up. Maybe because I linked to a another website? Anyway, I'll just copy and past it again to see if it works this time.
Hey, I don't know how to upload pictures on Reddit posts, but I can link to the products.
If you think that 6.5 is a bit too thick or that 8 inches is too long, they do have one called Thicc Dicc. Which is 6 in girth and 5.75 inches in length. I haven't tried it out as I jumped the shark and bought The King. But if you aren't that big or beginning to use thicker dildos, I would say Thicc Dicc is more palatable for someone untrained.
I keep my unmentionables in a small non-clear tub like this stored on an upper closet shelf no one else can reach with each item seperated into it's own breathable fabric bag like these. The container is boring enough looking I'm not too concerned with anyone trying to get into it.
hey there! I used to have a similar problem of not being able to orgasm in general, even with toys. it took me a bit of finding the right area and pressure I applied to the toy for me to orgasm. I was clueless the first several tries but after really trying out all sorts of areas, I found my “sweet spot”. hope that helps somewhat!
btw, I’ve tried other vibrators but this simple one on Amazon works best for me
It appears the machine you have uses XLR connectors. They are usually used in audio equipment, but also sex machines. Maybe this is the sort of item you're looking for?
Not sure if this is big enough but I use a few of these:
They work out good because I can pick the toys I want to bring with me when I travel and just take one case
This is the exact kit that I have. I've had it for years, and use it often without issue.
For something like this I would suggest looking into buying a large syringe, this looks promising. Not sure how much each one of those small eggs is in volume but this should hopefully fill at least a few. If the openings are even smaller than something like the tip of this syringe, you might find something like this listing works better? Those blunt tip needles are great and I have successfully squirted viscous resin through them but unfortunately I'm not very familiar with the consistency of un-set liquid gelatin so I'm not much help there.
I have found that lube with glycerine in it causes a similar reaction for me. The burning sensation really sucks and it is definitely not healthy to continue using those products.
After lots of trial and error my partner and I found that this lube from Cosmopolitan works the best and causes no discomfort.
You shouldn't use any sort of PVC (bad chemicals that can leech off into the body, and porous) and try to avoid TPE/TPR (usually just porous).
If you just ordered them you can most likely get a refund and I would recommend doing that. Get platinum-cure silicone, it's non-porous and bodysafe. And it can touch the same material without melting into goop.
If you're looking for storage, this seems like it would be nice (LINK) , I would stick it in your closet or underneath a desk.
You could buy a small safe, and put it under your bed. There's also these fake books on amazon that look like a book, and you could keep that under your bed. Also, you could hide it in some clothing you don't wear much, and blend it in your wardrobe. I'm assuming you don't live alone. If you live alone, your bedroom drawer will work fine.
There's a toy that looks like the pélvis with a dildo.
I googled epilators to try and remember what they usually look like and found what looks like that exact one, so yeah, that's what it is