It's made by John Foster. It can be yours for a measly $12,000.
It's actually not a stock image. It's a photo by food photographer Matthew Klein.
https://fancy.com/things/244637361/Fruit-Popsicles-by-Food-Photographer-Matthew-Klein
This one's my fave, I always get compliments from the gym bros.
I also have one that says "party with jews" that I got from a jewish fraternity at school. It fits great but I usually get weird looks
some Chinese made bag, best one i could find. heres the link if you're interested
Don't want to burst your bubble boys... but just look at this
https://fancy.com/shop/cgretailers?sort_by=newest
They have a bunch of "new" added product with similar crazy savings. This look exactly like the scam on amazon for 50$ GTX 980 GPU from some years ago. Seller had a ton of high price item all marked 50$. It was shutdown the next day by amazon.
It's possible your ads aren't any good. Also, why not try Instagram or Google Shopping for advertising?
For emails sent to affiliates - are you tracking open rates? If the majority didn't respond then either your headline isn't any good or your pitch to them isn't good.
For new things to try - you can try:
partnering with micro-influencers
email marketing - guessing you don't have much of a list, so you can try sending paid traffic to a page to get their email.
SEO if you have the time to wait
Honestly a lot that can be done - you just need to find the right channel for you.
It's made by John Foster. It ain't cheap....
http://www.demilked.com/sparkle-palace-cocktail-table-john-foster/
http://cargocollective.com/JohnFoster/Sculpture-1
Buy it here:
https://fancy.com/things/202282676961411395/Sparkle-Palace-Cocktail-Table-by-John-Foster $6,910USD
Just wanted to share this with everyone. I'm sure the vast majority of people would never think about using this...but then again people can be surprising with how dense they are.. Regardless this is in fact a real thing.
LOL no. It seems that most of the personal tech trends have been to omit physical user interface (i.e. keyboard, mouse) in favor of implementing in right on the display. How else could you make a tablet even smaller? By reducing both the actual screen (i.e. a 9.7 inch long, uh, stick) and keyboard to a mere projection.
Maybe "hologram" wasn't quite the correct term, as I suppose that implies depth perception.
They loved the $5 plastic one I gave them years ago and mentioned it a lot. Have you used any nicer than that? (But less than one fucking thousand dollars because apparently that's totally a thing.)
My brother recently got a Bobby Backpack that was a kickstarter thing but it has a lot of space, anti-theft features, and it balances the weight onto your back instead of downward so it's not pulling your shoulders. It's been holding up pretty well and looks nice, at least.
We're having... uh. Free pizza.
Fine! Maybe I will sneak booze from the MIL house when I pick up the child in a few hours.
Also, did you watch that video in my original post? With the chips? It's super funny.
How's the line work wonky? Just curious. Btw it's on the back of my upper arm so I had to like contort myself to take the picture so it is a bit stretched. also, I agree on the wing looking weird. It was based of the flash here https://fancy.com/things/252864607/Philadelphia-Eagles-Flash . Probably should have waited to get it back in Philly by an Eagles fan. But I live in Colorado. He also shaded the face mask without asking. That's the only part I was mad about, because I couldn't see it as he was doing it based on where it is.
Shit, you're making me reconsider my life. What kind of impression of a person does this jacket give you vs. the deck jacket? I mean, what does it say about the person wearing them, respectively?
Edit: Nevermind, I figure that it is all just up to what the person wants to wear, really. Doesn't matter where they live or what their background is.