I was working at a coffee shop in New York and Jesse Camp walked in and asked if he could use the bathroom. I said, "yeah if you buy a coffee," and he was like, "Don't you know who I am?" and I said buy a coffee or get the fuck out. He got the fuck out and the owner slapped me on the back. I hated that guy.
Holy cow, I had to google Professor Green. He looks like the love child of Rick Astley and Rick Astley.
You'd be surprised by the age demographics of this site. I know I was. Maybe it's just that the youngsters are more visible through posting and commenting (I'm looking at you, Pokemon references).
EDIT: The site seems to be going down a lot, so here's a link to Google's DoubleClick Ad Planner demographics for reddit.com.
EDIT2: As requested, here are the demographics for 4chan.
Google search results are unique.
The main reason is that there are many variables that Google looks at when returning your results. It uses past searches, region, your browser type, what ads you've clicked on, where you shop, third-party accounts you've authorized, browsing history and most interesting inferred interests and demographics. You can test this by performing a search and then signing out of Google, closing the tab and opening a new one to start a new session then doing the search again noting how the results change.
One variable you can't control is which data center is returning the results. There are a few in the US and some internationally. Which one you hit is random and varies with each use. Data centers are consistent with one another but a few are different because they are not using the same algorithm.
Can some one explain to me why everyone hates uggs? They just look like hybrid between comfy slippers and boots. Crocs are an actual abomination.
Most nautical knots have no known origin. They are likely 1000's of years old.
12 inch wooden ruler for sure. It always worked successfully.
I went to elementary and high school with Aaliyah Jolie (Very NSFW)
Wrong, Mr. Circlejerk Vet. It's a chicken kidney. http://www.hertsandessexobserver.co.uk/Bishops-Stortford/Chicken-kidney-found-in-Stortford-KFC-safe-to-eat-say-food-experts.htm
That guys is Aiden Shaw. And this is the photo shoot that the picture is taken from. And, best part, these are the results of a google image search of him. [NSFW]
Enjoy!
It has a lot to do with our obsession with religion. We had a prohibition in the early 1900's, like other countries. There are still counties that prohibit the sale of acohol. There are also numerous states that won't allow alcohol sales on Sunday.
Very odd and annoying indeed.
I hope you know the international sign for choking!
> Google should at least offer a download containing an archive of the account's emails, documents etc. first.
for anyone that wants to make a backup of the shit on your google account:
use https://www.google.com/takeout/ for some of the more social stuff
for docs, select all items, then go to Actions>download>all items
for calandar, you might be able to download them as feeds
reader, options gear> export
gmail, use an email client to download the emails easily.
Edit: also look at ptman's comment(and also whosywhat, both on this comment page) as well for more ways to get your data so you can backup
Tyvek protective suits are pretty cheap. Like $10 a pair. You should invest for those really bad houses.
The most important thing to keep in mind that Puntin's approval rating is slipping, and many Russians are expressing their dissidence and calls for political reforms through the internet, where in the past, fear would have paralyzed them to do anything about the endemic corruption.
This is as good an excuse as any to post a picture of Ellen's girlfriend.
edit: Yes, they are married. Now go look at that picture again. Or better yet: here.
I came here expecting tons of Milla already being posted and found none. FOR SHAME!
Obviously Leeloo dallas multipass, aka Milla Jovovich
Or if I have to post full sci-fi names FINE, Leeloominaï Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat to be precise. aaaand now I need to go watch The Fifth Element, later all.
Photos by Martin Schoeller - he does a ton of celebrity portraits in this style
That's nothing. Google krokodil addict
Warning: NSFL
They wouldn't do this since it would probably make them lose user-base and profit from ads. Using their homepage as one big anti-SOPA ad would be an incredibly powerful message though. If they made this their doodle with it linking to a 'pipa sopa censorship' search, I bet it would stir up enough bad press to change a lot of politicians minds.
Not even trolling, it's just keyword spamming to profit when in a few months somebody googles the terms: "GTA V influence violence" or similar, he'll come up first.
The worst scum of the web.
Edit: if you agree this is web-spam please report it to Google: https://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/spamreport?hl=en&pli=1
Explain in the description box they are writing unfounded content to gain rank, if we report them Google may penalize the domain.
discounts yo'
Ahh... Eurypterids, my favorite prehistoric pants-shittingly terrifying water bug.
They could get much, much bigger than the model in the picture.
If they were alive today, no one would go anywhere near the beach.
Seriously, they could fuck you up quicker than a shark, and without all the messy thrashing about in the water.
I just love that word, it rolls off the tongue so well...
Eurypterid.... Eur-yp-ter-id... ahhhh, what a good sounding word.
Did anyone else think the thumbnail was a picture of a gillette fusion razor?
probably would have been funnier had it not been posted all over the internet last year.
Here's what you actually authorising (taken from Angry Birds):
View your name, public profile URL, and photo
View your gender and birthdate
View your country, language, and timezone
View a list of people from your circles that you may want to engage with
The list is ordered based on your interactions with these people across Google
View public profile information for these people
Assuming this URL is the same for others you can revoke access here: https://www.google.com/accounts/b/0/IssuedAuthSubTokens
I think this only works in places where "dear" is routinely used to mean "expensive."
One word:
No doubt inspired (in part) by Mucha.
Christina Hendricks played the con artist Saffron.
Edit: Second link fixed. Thanks D4F7.
Google search results are unique.
The main reason is that there are many variables that Google looks at when returning your results. It uses past searches, region, your browser type, what ads you've clicked on, where you shop, third-party accounts you've authorized, browsing history and most interesting inferred interests and demographics. You can test this by performing a search and then signing out of Google, closing the tab and opening a new one to start a new session then doing the search again noting how the results change.
One variable you can't control is which data center is returning the results. There are a few in the US and some internationally. Which one you hit is random and varies with each use. Data centers are consistent with one another but a few are different because they are not using the same algorithm.
Nope, this is a sign from the hostel La Brisa Loca, in Santa Marta, Colombia.
Taganga is a nearby beach.
This guy needs to play him in a movie. Plus he can sing.
Michelle Vawer /DROOL
Here she is (NSFW) : Tori Bell is 23.
Old way, store locally, backup remotely. New way, store remotely, backup locally. Not that complicated.
I have a $50/year Google Apps account with an extra 80GB's of Google Docs storage for another $20/year. So my cost is $70/year for email, documents, file storage, calendars, tasks, bookmarks, and so on. I also use Google Voice, but I kept my own number.
I use Thunderbird (free) to store a local copy of all my email on my computer. If I have an important document and I want to immediately backup, I email to myself and Thunderbird will automatically download a copy to my computer.
About every couple of weeks I download all my Google Docs. I keep them all in a folder(s) and right click to download the folder. It zips all the files before it downloads them, but it gives you an option to send you an email letting you know the zip file is ready to download. It's convenient because it adds a date for the zip file which makes it easy to archive on your computer.
I also download my calendars, contacts, bookmarks and other stuff in my Google Docs account as well and keep a copy of that.
I delete old copies on my hard drive after awhile, it's not like I don't have everything already stored in the cloud. I don't bother to back them up to disc because it's already my backup. So I don't waste money or time using discs or other media to make more backups.
tl;dr I use the Google cloud to store all my data and I use my local computer to store backups of the data stored in the cloud. The local backups only take a few minutes a month and is free and simple to do.
Just figured out how to reverse it if you've played a game already. Go to the Google Dashboard, and under Account, you should see "Websites authorized to access the account", click that and disable the games. I have to say, at least they make it clear what you are accepting, and easy to opt back out later.
That looks like a brown huntsman
No, it's called rainbow kush.
This story started a few days ago. Doing a google news search for megaupload shows that no one is really picking this up. Gizmodo Australia might have, but they deleted their story. Until CNN or the BBC or someone else picks it up, this story isn't going anywhere.
Pardon, but what the hell do you think you are doing here? The very point of a Currywurst is that it's cheap and quick and you buy it from a street vendor. It's manna from heaven when it comes with a beer and good company. It derives its name from the copious amounts of curry powder added to a ketchup/brown gravy mix. That's the only connection to Indian cuisine there ever was. And German brats are NOT "at best a good hot dog"? They are worlds apart. Next time you are there, go explore a little.
Call your concoction whatever you want, but it's most certainly not a real Currywurst. And don't even get me started on the rice. What are you going to add next? Mango chutney?
This is how it's supposed to look like. Note: Pommes Frites/French Fries, not rice, for the love of all that's holy.
Edit: I didn't mean to sound this snarky. Must be the withdrawal...I have been craving Currywurst and won't make it back to D for a while. :D
Ok, I'm not proud of this. But I know who this is..... Planet katie
... When I was out of country she was my favorite to spank to.
Fuck.
Those images are nowhere near the top results, these are.
NSFW, may include vagina diagram.
Youtube some videos of that, and you will see the result. Depending on the ignorance level of the 'agent', they either let you go or arrest you. There was a pastor (if I recall) that routinely video taped himself denying identification, with some success - until he was tazered, arrested and beaten:
You are not required to have identification, although law enforcement would like you to believe otherwise.
At first, I was about to upvote you for literally noting all of the things China does have.
Massive shadow banking system? Absolutely -
Central bank that targets inflation? You betcha -
Huge persistent debt levels? 20% of GDP (not huge but it's there, and that's just what's reported).
"Goldman Sachs"? If you're suggesting that monied and powerful interests in China don't control the strings behind the scenes (ps, "behind the scenes" is where everything happens in China), you're completely delusional.
Dysfunctional political system: Any country where you can be "disappeared" in the middle of the night; where rule of law is weak and property rights arbitrary would be considered by many to be generally "dysfunctional." Having a one-party system with a complete lack of authorized dissent does not make for a great decisionmaking body.
I think you have more research to do -
scumbag redditor:
tells you there's a whole set
doesn't post the source
edit: google reverse image search thought it was a wedding cake
According to Google Reddit is 68% male and 32% female.
This would mean that assuming that men and women submit an equal amount women are posting only slightly more pictures of themselves than they should.
However, even then the data contradicts the idea that only women post in this manner.
Not sure what to think about this.
Homophile is technically correct, but homosexual is the generally used term.
See: [Google define:homophile] >A homosexual man or woman.
It all has to do with what term came around first, and wasn't eventually deemed offensive like the word "nigger" was(Now we are juggling "African American" and "black"). Eventually we'll probably start using a new term for homosexuals, but for now, that is the accepted name.
You could say it was made to be offensive, but we have and use the term "heterosexual" just as easily.
EDIT: I think I should take a moment to bring your attention to the homophile movement.
>The homophile movement also refers to the gay rights movement of the 1950s and '60s. > >The term homophile is favoured by some because it emphasizes love ("-phile" from Greek φιλία) rather than sex. Coined by the German astrologist, author and psychoanalyst Karl-Günther Heimsoth in his 1924 doctoral dissertation "Hetero- und Homophilie," the term was in common use in the 1950s and 1960s by homosexual organizations and publications; the groups of this period are now known collectively as the homophile movement. > >The term homophile began to disappear with the emergence of the Gay Liberation movements of the late 1960s and early 1970s, replaced by a new set of terminology such as gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender, although some of the homophile groups survived until the 1980s, 90s and even the present day.
Three choices which I use:
Prey. Excellent for laptops or phones. Can track, lock, scream, etc. remotely.
Autowipe. Will wipe your internal memory and SD card under certain conditions: Special text message is received, the PIN/pattern/password is failed too many times, or the SIM card is swapped.
Google two-step authentication. Allows you to set device-specific passwords. At the very least, you can revoke access to your Google account from the device by just deleting the specific password for your phone.
Did he actually ever say that? The only source I find for it is somebody's forum signature.
You don't have to believe, you really can google it...
https://www.google.com/history/
You have to have had Web History enabled though. I have ever since I got my account in 2006 and I just straight up don't believe that kid googled more than twice what I have in less time.
I went to high school with kelly sluffer/surfer
Google search results are unique.
The main reason is that there are many variables that Google looks at when returning your results. It uses past searches, region, your browser type, what ads you've clicked on, where you shop, third-party accounts you've authorized, browsing history and most interesting inferred interests and demographics. You can test this by performing a search and then signing out of Google and doing the search again noting how the results change.
One variable you can't control is which data center is returning the results. There are a few in the US and some internationally. Which one you hit is random and varies with each use. Data centers are consistent with one another but a few are different because they are not using the same algorithm.
(also, if GYU left in the '_' that would get boring, fast)
This just takes me to the Google homepage. I can navigate to an international google with https://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en but all searches from my search bar, on my phone, all links to google services and the android store are still Spain-centred and in Spanish.
Bucket hats. Good god so many bucket hats all the time.
Unions don't represent the 99%. Unions represent 12% of the workforce in the US.
Since only 62% of the population is in the workforce
and 12% of 62% is about 8%
So the 8% won big in Ohio.
Do you think we can get some verification? I don't want to call you a troll, I just get a little suspicious when I see google image search results. Please set our minds at ease.
Google search results are unique.
The main reason is that there are many variables that Google looks at when returning your results. It uses past searches, region, your browser type, what ads you've clicked on, where you shop, third-party accounts you've authorized, browsing history and most interesting inferred interests and demographics. You can test this by performing a search and then signing out of Google and doing the search again noting how the results change.
One variable you can't control is which data center is returning the results. There are a few in the US and some internationally. Which one you hit is random and varies with each use. Data centers are consistent with one another but a few are different because they are not using the same algorithm.
Given that, according to Google, only 4% of Reddit users are under 18, it is a little bit surprising to come across a front page post from a 12-year-old.
Easy, use google apps. It will allow you to use your own domain for gmail. So can be hosted on Google for free and access like Gmail.
I think this is where you can start off: https://www.google.com/a/cpanel/domain/new
During setup you will be instructed to add certain MX records to your DNS.
Hope this helps.
I always love trying to reverse engineer peoples' google image searches.
Old 'joke' makes the internet... From 2007
And Here's Google's Hits for the same drivel that my grandmother FW FW FW FW FW FW FW FW to me
Huge boobs, man.
><strong>Equality</strong>
>1. The state of being equal, esp. in status, rights, and opportunities.
><strong>Same</strong>
>Identical; not different; unchanged.
Equality is treating all men and all women as equals, not as being identical.
Actually, in a lot of cases (including many in New York and California, as well as other states), non-profits also don't pay property taxes. Its not just churches: https://www.google.com/search?aq=0&oq=non-profit+property+tax&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=non-profit+property+tax+exemption
I don't think you're looking into this enough. The comment is a facade to distract us from the real message. If you take the user's name 'ZatarainsFood', reverse the letters 'doofsniarataz', switch around the letters some more, take some out, and add some, you get 'Door on the left'. Now, what does this mean? It alludes to a Choose Your Own Adventure Book. Now, if you Google the user's name with "Choose your own adventure", you come to this Reddit page: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/lg92l/i_fucking_adore_leafs/
Now, scroll down to ZatarainsFood's comment, it leads to a Starburst commercial. ZatarainsFood is an advertiser for the Starburst company and has created an advertising scheme that delves so deep into our sunconscious that we will have random, impulsive cravings for Starbusrt candy.
Well played.
You're always welcome to take a gander at this.
Horrible show, but I like these kinds of things. I think it's oban 14
Is what I did there creepy?
Bunker busters don't have to be nukes and the US already sold 55 of the things to Israel. google
Hard to go apeshit when you're selling the bananas.
Looks like this costume with added accessories. I think it's better as Link than that it originally was.
I would say that the verdict and what followed was completely fucked. The jury awarded her more than 2.5 million, for this, which seemed like very little compared to her relative pain/damages as well as punitive damages, which OF FUCKING COURSE should have been awarded to stop McDonald's from doing this considering they were reaching thousands of cases related to the holding temperature of their coffee (which was absurdly high, and it took this lawsuit to bring it down -- WHICH IS WHAT PUNITIVE DAMAGES ARE FOR, to PUNish companies for destructively negligent behavior).
Furthermore, after the jury awarded her an amount which would really have done little more than try and comfort her as she die in agony, the judge reduced the amount to $640,000, and her name was smeared forever by CORPORATE PIGS who wanted nothing more than to wage PR war against the ability for plaintiffs to collect against corporations who are fucking us all over, one Stella Leibeck at a time.
Fuck McDonalds. Fuck Tort Reform. Fuck the Media.
>Notch / Top Hat
Looks to me that this 'rare opportunity' came at the San Francisco Zoo. https://www.google.com/search?q=sf+zoo+eagle&hl=en&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=nlLSTqiJNsWciAKP2uCGDA&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=856