.... fuck me
Youtube censorship took it down.. MetaCafe instead? If it goes down again, whats a damnsite that allows you to post whatever?
You can see her boobs in full glory here. They seem way bigger in the three second clip.
edit: Since the video is down here is a mirror (ignore everything after the first 3 seconds.)
He won the World Omnium Event. It consists of six races, all different. Fricken hectic to watch!
Heres the article: Here
Edit: Sauce: Here
Edit #2: Vid of final race and ceremony FIXED Metcafe: Here Jump to 2:58
Mirror: I just grabbed one from Youtube and uploaded to metacafe.
It's just rendering so it may be a couple minutes. Keep in mind that it is leaked.
Edit: And also Dailymotion
Everything I know about the work life of male strippers I learned from these two videos:
Chris Farley & Patrick Swayze As Chippendales
Chicken Lady At Strip Show
How in the hell has John Malkovich, Robert Downey, Jr., and Bill 'Groundhogs day, ghostbusting ass' Murray not yet been mentioned?
Or two, a la Wild Things. Those scenes made the whole movie worth watching.
EDIT: Here is the pool scene and here is the threesome. Happy now?
I dont know how this is on youtube
Someone found it!
Jennifer Lyons was completely naked, in a VERY sheer white dress, dancing slowly in ballet shoes. She had HUGE areolas and at one point she spun around and you could see right UP her dress. That video was up for years, and then I link to it on here and some douche must have complained about it.. so it got taken down just 3 hours after first linked it.
I take care of my niece full time so it's like a daughter. She has done some weird things but here are some of my faves.
When she was a toddler. I woke up to my hair being brushed and when I opened my eyes she just said "shhhh" and tried to manually close my eyes like you would a dead person.
Another time she was sick and she and I were laying in my bed watching a movie. She drops this complete non-sequitur in the middle of the movie; "Don't lay with your feet hanging off the bed like that, the devil can grab you and pull you to hell"
She's only 5 so she probably picked it up from a kid at school right!? Right?!
And last but not least. I was making dinner and she casually walks through the kitchen and says "ill get you, and ill make it look like a bloody accident".
Scared the shit out of me, later found out it came from Cat in the Hat. EDIT here is the clip in which she got the quote
When I was about 10 my grampa took me down to Rufus's house and ordered a bean shooter for me. Rufus made a new one for me that was small enough for my hands. He showed me how to use it and warned me to be responsible. I killed a couple of birds with it, and I still have the bean shooter at home and it is numbered around 1,500 I think. Rufus was a good and kind man. Also he was on the late show with Johnny Carson once.
Edit: here he is with Johnny!
The scene SweetFlaminJerk mention: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1024261/naomi_watts_erotic_lesbian_scene_with_laura_harring/
Later on in the movie, but still hot:
Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman lesbian sex scene from Black Swan (NSFW)
I was going to say this isn't related but I'm posting it anyway, however on second thought, it's never not relevant.
In case you want to watch the video.
The dude is quite funny and inspirational.
On an episode of the British version of Top Gear, they had a blind guy do a lap around their track in their reasonably priced car. The blind man was convinced he could beat which ever celebrity had the slowest time around the track that season. Jeremy Clarkson co-piloted and the blind man actually beat 2 of the celebrity times.
Video for proof of course
drinking my piss: lost a bet, said the Falcons were gunna sweep the saints.. that didn't happen ~~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGkU_94N3_A&feature=youtu.be~~
youtube link down
I remember seeing this video on AFV years ago, and the guy ended up winning the $100k prize, and so he got interviewed. I believe he said, though I'm not positive, that the dog had been in the house all night and this was the first pee of the day. Or he'd been home all day and this was the first pee of the evening. He said the dog always pees like this.
I can't find the interview clip, but here's the AFV. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2507970/chester_the_incredible_peeing_dog/
Some transcripts from the $10,000 win (http://www.livedash.com/transcript/america%27s_funniest_home_videos/33/WGNAMER/Friday_November_13_2009/106427/) and $100,000 win (http://www.livedash.com/transcript/america%27s_funniest_home_videos/23/WGNAMER/Friday_March_16_2012/603053/). Just search in the page for "Chester."
Reminds me of the Terminator Salvation trailer. In other words, I think the trailer might be making promises that the movie can't keep.
BTW, the song in the trailer is Peter Gabriel's cover of Arcade Fire's "My Body is a Cage", I believe. Metecafe link.
He's totally going to break his wrists if he lands on his hands like that every time when he falls. I can't count the number of skate videos I've seen where the skater lands flat on his palms and one of his wrists or forearms snap in half.
Here's a 1-minute instructional video on how to fall properly. A little dumb, but all fairly true, crappy shoulder roll though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zLFrV8hcrQ
Here is a short video of someone putting out their arm to brace them self in a fall and what happens when he does. Warning: not pretty
My intention is not to demean the skater in OPs video, I just saw him fall like that and had to say something. Sweet-ass trick though and gets my upboat.
Damn, that brings back some memories.
Edit: Here's the full movie for anyone interested.
Also, "Vampire Hunter D" is another old one I've always liked.
The US are pretty famous for friendly fire. They bombed a bunch of troops in convoy IIRC. There was a BBC reporter there recording at the time. The video was pretty harrowing.
There's more examples. There was even some cockpit footage of a fighter jet pilot bombing UK forces despite their tops being painted orange (aka, don't shoot.)
The cockpit audio basically showed that the pilot even recognised that they were painted orange.
My friend in the RAF says everyone in the UK forces jokes that it's better to be in front of US guns than behind them. Less likely to get shot.
Wasn't there some staggering numbers during the first few years of the Iraq war II that said more people died through friendly fire than by the hands of insurgents? I'll try and find it.
Edit:Finding it hard to find the source, but found this about the original Gulf War.
24% of fatalities were due to friendly fire.
That must be one of the least helpful involuntary fear responses ever. Shouldn't stuff like this get weeded out by natural selection?
Better fear response
I was going to wear a condom on vacation once. But I thought, hell when's the next time I'm going to be to ~~Africa~~ Haiti?
Edit: Butchered the joke. It's an old SNL reference. Video
If you like Phoebe Cates check her out in the movie Paradise. Here is a low quality version of the waterfall shower scene.
MacGyver did almost exactly this in an episode.
EDIT: At one point he also used a flame-thrower.
nothing on her imdb with the word "jungle" or "heat". damnit! got my knuckles all lined up for nothing!
edit: found it! the movie is called fire on the amazon and the nude scene can be viewed here *NSFW*.
Actually I liked the analogy.
Current office = Egypt / Hell. Current job = slavery. Marked with blood = headed to the promised land! After marking the cubes, go into the CEO's office unannounced and say "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
This is pretty far down but hopefully gets seen. She had a video too. I'll leave it here so it can be examined for science.
I prefer the full boob.
Edit: Better version: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/6140658/olivia_wilde_alpha_dog_bluray1080p_by_deepatsea/
Knuckles and backs of the fingers are common table saw injuries.
Tablesaw injuries mostly happen because of kickback. The blade rotates towards you, so the far side of the blade is coming up out of the table. If you aren't careful in how you hold the wood as it goes through, or if your fence is slightly out of parallel with your blade, or if your wood has a slight twist, or if the wood has some tension grown into it that releases when you cut it so the kerf closes after it passes the blade, then you get what is called "kickback".
On a reasonable saw it can be powerful enough to drive the wood backwards and through walls.
So, imagine you are holding a piece of wood going through the saw, and imagine you are untrained/enough of an idiot to be holding the wood as it passes the blade (this can also contribute to kickback). The wood kicks back. Your fingers are pressing down on the wood as it comes backwards, so your hand rolls downwards and towards you. Then it contacts the blade. Zing.
Here's a guy inducing kickback and demonstrating the exact thing I mention Go to 2:00 and watch. It freaks him out how quickly and powerfully it sucked his hand in, and you can see the "roll" I described.
Here's another guy deliberately inducing kickback. Imagine if you were holding that wood.
Or when a player tossed his bat in the usual manner after getting a hit and the bat stood on its end.
Behold my relevant, NSFW Olivia Munn nip-slip: http://i.minus.com/iB7O77ONwfIAR.gif
Of course, what with the Magic Mike images, this gif is basically worthless.
Edit: I found the video from which this came! Here
Simple x-ray trick that can be done on most white t-shirts/leggings/thin shirts with Paintshop/GIMP/Paint.NET.
I'll update this if I find that tutorial I had lying around somewhere.
EDIT: Here we go: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/400249/photoshop_x_ray_trick_see_through_clothes/
Related... does a gif exist of the dancer at Jabba's whose boob flies out before she falls into the Rancor pit?
Proof: http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/nip-slips-tv-film (this link is NSFW)
Metacafe: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/4084916/return_of_the_jedi_nipple_slip/ (go to :58 seconds)
It's from this movie called "Coffee & Cigarettes" which is a collection of short films involving coffee and cigarettes. RZA, GZA, and Bill Murray's segment was by far my favorite.
Here's a link for anyone wanting to see boobs flashed at a sporting event before they leave this thread.
Bonus: There is a "when you see it" item, that the boobs make hard to catch.
Edit: so no one noticed she's missing a finger huh?
If the reports I've read are right even then their artillery won't be able to hit the majority of Seoul. They still have short range missiles that can hit the capital but I think they would be saving them for actual Military targets and not targeting as many civilian locations.
Even if the Norks made it to Seoul and started to occupy it (which I would doubt they would be able to do) I think the South Korean and American Forces would quickly bomb most (if not all) the bridges that cross the Han River to significantly slow their progress through Seoul.
I would honestly either get to the subway station near me and hope I was safe their or stay home. Airports are going to be crammed full of people, my government (Canada) is not going to me able to get me and every other Canadian working abroad home immediately.
I would do like in Shawn of the dead "... hold up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over."
[She was a heroin addict that had literally given up on every single meaningful thing in her life, and was committing acts that destroyed her emotionally in order to continue feeding her addiction. This is not the same as someone shooting a tame porno for some extra spending money.](/spoiler) Also that music man. I'm not a pussy, that was a very grim scene.
edit: this is not something people take part in every day of their lives
You know what's scary as shit?
So you're a babysitter, right? And the 6 year old wants to watch Courage while her brother is playing upstairs and you're like "Cool I love this show, never seen this episode though!" so you watch it ....and the episode is creepy as all fuck. But you think you're cool, I mean, you're clearly better off than the 6 year old who is now curled up under your right arm. And then the episode is over and there's maybe a 2 second silent pause between the rolling credits and the announcement of what's up next. And in those 2 seconds, in your left ear, comes a whisper-shout that is clearly right next to you that says "Nauuugghhttyyy" in the creepiest fucking hiss you've ever heard in your life.
The brother that was upstairs had snuck up behind me and waited until all was quiet before doing that and scaring the living fuck out of me. I genuinely peed a little, and jumped so bad I scared the little girl into getting the hiccups. Like seriously fuck that episode.
Here's the episode and here's a snippet to give you an idea.
I'll just leave this here....
antagonizing stupid people doesn't tend to work out well in the US, as we have more laws to protect them (as long as they aren't a minority group, sorry blacks and women) than you.
Most Americans in the south have enough firepower to wage a small war. I think YOU don't know who you are dealing with. I know you think these rednecks are complete morons, and for the most part, that is true. However, these people are like junior macgavers when it comes to making makeshift meth labs and other things. Also, a Gypsy family will pale in comparison to a typical redneck family (they breed like rabbits, and even the kids can shoot guns.)
TL;DR, don't fuck with rednecks.
These style of locks are really easy to get through. Brute-forcing the combination is probably the hardest way to get through them. There are numerous way around them beyond the video I linked.
For the good of humanity I must inform you in case you were unaware that Gillian Jacobs, the actress who plays Britta in community, has been very topless in a movie.
That movies is called choke.
Here is a link to that video - NSFW
It is not real time and it does not include any other Community actors and she is not fully naked, but it will do.
It will do.
Do you have a picture of the chicken, perhaps a picture of the chicken with friends? Maybe with his little wing around another chicken buddy?
His name was Colin
Not what I expected
For those who it's blocked for. (Like me)
It's right at the beginning.
The guy on the table is a man with no legs. He literally looks like that. The pants contains a contortionist. When the magician "puts him back together", he is literally stacking the amputee on top of the contortionist.
Criss Angel did this same trick (the woman he cut in half was in on the trick, obviously).
This what you're thinking of?
Gordeau did continue on though, so maybe not what you were thinking of, but this was UFC 1. The sumo guy plays on the new Hawaii Five-0 now, he's the shrimp truck guy.
Reminds me of a numbers station somehow.
What if the ad was really a message to a secret agent? 0_o
Edit: Also: Coles phone call in Twelve Monkeys, anyone? Maybe the shoe shop was unaware the line was being recorded for some time-travelling Temporal Enforcement Agency?
Edit 2: It was fun while it lasted but it looks like Op deleted himself/the thread to end the reddit-effect some poor randomer was getting on their home phone line.
You know where else Rosario Dawson gets naked? On the internet!!
Edit: Woah, I had never seen that before... Her boobs are great.
For one thing, we are more direct: we try more long crosses and long balls. Under Pep, it was all short passes and never try to put the ball into the air (which makes sense, due to the height of our players.) Now, you can see us play longer balls (see Jordi Alba's goal vs. Celtic at the Camp Nou.)
But not only that, we are now playing quite a bit deeper. It used to be that most of our players would never track back unless we had a corner or a freekick (and at times Guardiola violated even that. To counter the height disadvantage against Villareal at the beginning of last season, he put players on the ready for counter-attacks, and that forced Villareal to put some of their players back to nullify the counter-attack threat, but that obviously nullified their height advantage.) Not anymore: the wingers (Pedro and Sanchez) do a lot more defending. You find Messi much closer to our penalty area than before. The outcome of this is that we are attacking MUCH more on the break and forcing players out of position. All of this plays into Messi being the central pivot of our attack, and he can capitalize on any small mistake that is bound to happen with defenders repositioning.
EDIT: Video of Busquets against Valladoid which I think shows some of what I'm talking about.
Also, a couple more thoughts: we are less obsessed with possession. We used to try to play EVERY ball out of defense, no matter how risky. Now we are OK with just hoofing it forward to clear the danger.
Perform one on her? Probably. If she was 10 years younger? Absolutely and without question. It would be like 20 seconds into this "full body massage" clip http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1319890/mimi_rogers_massage/
Get a butt massage from her? Yes. Under any circumstances. Especially if she was her usually bubbly self and quickly defused the tension with a cute pinky jab up my anus and joked it's "just like butterin' biscuits!"
Check out Canada's Worst Driver vs America's Worst Driver.
The former is not exactly educational programming, but it can somewhat qualify as edutainment.
The latter has people winning cars, and ~~Truckasaurus~~ Robosaurus destroying the cars of the losers.
I made an instructional video as a joke on how to make these years ago.
Turns out someone stole it and put it on metacafe as their own video....
Anyway, here it is.....it's got my wife in the video and she has a nice rack.
found the video: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1551503/freak_accident_with_glass_revolving_door/
It turns out someone tried to enter the revolving doors ont he wrong side. theyre probably made to collapse togethor by pushing on them (kind of like how you can push open an automatic sliding door and stuff) but since someone was in there when the doors collapsed he got hit with lots of glass.
To add insult to injury. the guy then just leaves the area after realizing he nearly killed someone by being an idiot.
I agree that the ref made terrible calls in that game, but everyone seems to forget that this was an extremely questionable straight red for Abidal. Not the sort of call one would make if the match were fixed. Ovrebo was simply incompetent, not sinister.
well in your case, go watch the film version of Choke and pay attention to a certain stripper... ah hell here ill do it for you
just click it dammit NSFW
Nowhere in the movie is she (or anyone else) fully nude. I'm guessing they mean the scene where she is topless:
Here is the scene. Obviously this is age restricted and NSFW.
I encourage anyone interested to go and watch the full movie, it's has some really creepy moments and provides some excellent commentary on the sexualization of minors and coming of age / sexual maturity. The whole thing is really well acted even by the younger members of the cast and it's a good story and overall a great movie.
~~Another interesting fact is that she wasn't allowed to see the film premiere because she was under 18 at the time and the movie was rated for adults due to her own topless scene.~~
I think Bob Dylan is an artist who radically changed his sound. His first four albums, Bob Dylan, The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan, The Times They Are a-Changin', and Another Side of Bob Dylan are all acoustic records. On those first four albums I don't think there was a single electric guitar on any of the songs. Then with Bringing It All Back Home it starts off with Subterranean Homesick Blues which was a radical change in Bob's sound at the time.
Along the same lines, superglue on cotton will spontaneously catch fire due to the chemical reaction.
> our roads aren't built to allow 2 seconds between cars. If everyone followed that rule, our roads would have to have twice as many lanes or commutes would take 12 hours
That's a common fallacy, but as a matter of fact the roads ARE built with the assumption that two vehicles will be at least two seconds apart - it affects everything about markings and signage, as well as ramp and shoulder dimensions. And it's well known among transportation planners that widening roads and adding alternates only leads to more road users, with more backups and congestion.
And traffic studies have shown, over and over, that following too closely is what actually causes most traffic backups. With a comfortable following distance traffic can absorb the small forward/back relative shifting as people position themselves for exits or become slightly distracted (changing the radio station, opening a candy bar).
Once vehicular density hits a level where people start to feel uncomfortable (which is a lot less than two seconds, a lot less than the actual safe following distance) any small distraction or disruption somewhere in the field puts a lot of backward pressure on traffic flow. Without extra space to absorb the variations, people slow down instead, which shrinks the available space behind them, which causes more people to slow, which shrinks the available space even more, and so on until traffic flow stops - and more vehicles pour into the back end of the backup.
And it's not just me saying so. There are even videos of it. It even happens on closed tracks with no distractions.
second scene BOTH NSFW
WHERE ARE MY POINTS :)
edit: lesbians always know links to lesbian content. it's like a fact. we have so few media reps that we adore them all, even if they suck, which Bound does not.
anybody catch the Marty Mcfly "come on, come on" reference when Young Joe gets on the hoverbike at the diner? http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-oQSsuu2uuh742/back_to_the_future_1985_the_delorean_wont_start/
I've seen this exact thing done with cards as a magic trick. Basically you attach (with tape) one end of some magicians invisible string to the back of your ear and the other to the card using a small piece of wax or in this case the UFO.
Notice how he's handling the UFOs - when he's hovering his hands over the UFOs, the string is running between his thumb and index finger. Spinning the UFOs around his body is the same as a tether ball on a pole, he's got to spin them the UFOs the other way to unwind the string from around his upper body.
You've also got to keep the cards or UFO's spinning to make them look like they're flying or it's just going to look like their hanging on string.
There is a specific walking technique that makes it easiest to walk across coals. If you live in apartment building, you know the difference between 'heavy' and 'light' walking. If the person who lives above you 'heavy' walks, it sounds like they're is a rhino living above you. You don't actually make yourself lighter, but you're not slamming your foot into the ground when you walk. Here is a bit of an explanation. I can't find the full episode where they test that technique, but it's out there somewhere if you're interested.
Schindlers List is especially troubling for me cause I have long had an erotic fixation on Miss Honey from the Matilda movie and one of the few nude scenes Embeth Davidtz has is in Schindlers List http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2341892/embeth_davidtz_shows_her_breasts/ and in the context it's really weird to try to masturbate to.
I'm thinking of using editing software, and audio from interviews with her so I can sandwich the clip in between Matilda clips with the context that she sometimes goes swimming at the local YWCA after she's done teaching and this clip is just her stripping off in the locker room.
Here is a video that kind of illustrates the basic concept. When I was in middle school we were just messing around, and covered the one in my bedroom with foil to see what would happen. We touched the foil, and it shocked us. We then decided to connect the wire to direct the current. It kind of works like a really weak taser. If you touch the top of your nail, it will instantly burn a hole the size of a pin through the nail... And make your house smell like death.
After the great support for Burke last week I was disappointed to read all of the misinformation and support of sexist comments in this sub. Can't we just strive for a day when the Starship Troopers locker room happens?
Because nobody has ever scored a late equaliser and celebrated by themselves because the rush is on to try and grab another.........
Doesn't the F-15 have so much reserve lift that it can (and has) fly with an entire wing torn off?
Yeah, there it is
Sure am glad we spent just ludicrous, fuck-you-in-the-mouth amounts of money on the F-22 and F-35.
The real source is For Your Height Only starring Weng Weng. This scene is @33:44.
Rabies can indeed make people seem possessed or zombie-like
Link to vid of a Filipino kid infected with rabies... not a pleasant thing to watch. Sadly fatal at that point as well.
Also suspicious from the Zagreb side is this year's match against PSG.
Take a look at this match in which the defending is comically bad, especially the keeper doing things like diving over the ball for the 3-0 and stopping for the 4-0)
Youri Mulder, Dutch TV analist, accused them of being bought in this match too, which Zagreb took legal action against, or at least threatened to. (his main point was that no trained keeper would ever lift off from the ground for the 3-0, but the 4-0 was also dodgy as hell on his part (and so were the 1st and 2nd goal, really)).
This picture was up in my room for a long time, but this next link is what you're after...
I do not recommend The Spirit, because it tries so hard to be Sin City and falls so unbelievably hard on its face I can't even stand to watch it.
Except Eva Mendez's ass, but that's what we have the internet for.
The constable official vocal guidelines state that we no longer refer to these incidents as accidents. They're now collisions.
Ok, let's see how good/bad my "technical writing" may be...
Of course, after writing all that, I came up with the bright idea of taking a five second google search to find a video. (/sigh)
Would be a good exception other than that she never had a good romance storyline. As a girl who grew up watching Cheers and other female comedians who were slightly on the homely side, I began to believe that men only truly fell in love with the most beautiful of women. My first introduction to a normal girl becoming the focus of a man's heart was portrayed best in the movie Circle of Friends. I will forever love Minnie Driver because of this.
It's actually almost beat-for-beat stolen from the Curtis Hanson/David Koepp film Bad Influence from 1990. In it, James Spader plays a trader whose life is boring. He meets Rob Lowe, who spices up his life. James Spader doesn't want to marry his fiancee; he's just not that attracted to her. Rob Lowe introduces him to some vamp at a club, they take the vamp back to James Spader's apartment, and Rob Lowe videotapes the three of them having sex.
Fast forward to a party at James Spader's fiancee's parents' house, big soiree, where supposedly some video about how awesome the fiancee's dad is supposed to play, except Rob Lowe has swapped the tapes, thereby terminating the fuck out of the relationship James Spader didn't really want to be in.
James Spader even drives a white convertible RX-7 in the film, and as I recall, Rob Lowe has it warmed up and waiting in the driveway for James to jump into and peel away in a cloud of black tiresmoke.
How can you hate BTTF 3? It had a fucking time travelling train and . Nothing can compete with that. Also, Client Eastwood.
Nope, it is a real wall... His right foot doesn't even plant, in fact his pants flatten against the wall. If you find the video, you can see the plexiglass if you pause RRIGGGHTTT when he hits the wall. video
Yes, yes she does. NSFW
Or for the guys who like still images-NSFW
Spot on - you don't have to agree or disagree with him politically to know he's a truly vile human.
Glenn Beck for Goldline. "Study it out. Pray about it."
That first example was scored for Italy vs England at Euro 2012. Being a penalty shootout it was best of 5, Pirlo was third I believe. At this point in the shootout England were on top, and Italy had looked a bit shaky. This method of spot kick, which is somewhat embarrassing to the keeper, changed the mindset of the players - psyching the opposition out and providing a boost of confidence to his team. England missed the next two penalties and Italy scored there's, progressing through to the semi, and then the final. If he hadn't pulled it off, it likely would have led to England winning the shootout. It was a game changer.
Edit: Here's the whole shootout.
You are thinking about it the wrong way around. Cars can be run on 100% ethanol (drinking alcohol). The government doesn't want that because they tax the shit out of drinking alcohol. They spike the ethanol with toxic chemicals so you can't drink it.
If you could go to the pump and get a gallon of everclear for $3 it would cause a lot of problems, and be awesome.
Awful quality video, but this is how it could work.
and the video
it actually looks like they get ejected, but im not sure
and i think it was a police chase judging by the cop coming near the end
But, I should give credit where credit is due. The "pre-defined template" point was not my own. That was first brought to my attention by Tracie Harris from The Atheist Experience. She has a fantastic model, which she has previously used on the show, about "Supernatural Transcendent Dice."
There's gotta be another station that will show it, maybe... FX? Or HBO? Immagine tits & fuck on Community... oh wait here's Gillian Jacobs. (:
"Real" Classical: Franz Liszt - Hungarian Rhapsody No.2. It might be because I've been exposed to it during my childhood quite often.
Contemporary: Mark Joggerst & Ralf Kemper - The Pursuit of Perfection. Oh I know this one was made for commercial reasons, but many masterpieces were ordered to their author too.
It's part of a montage set to a jazzy version of "Down With the Sickness." The act is brief - sets up at about ~3:20 with the payoff around ~3:50.
I quite like the story of the Huldra, particularly this song based on them, which definitely focuses on the less friendly aspects of the myth.
Though as a child my friend told me that you should never step in those rings of grass you see that just seem to grow better than the surrounding grass. Apparently they are 'fairy rings' and if you step in them the fairies can take control of you and they make you dance and dance until you die. I still avoid stepping in those rings...
Boobs! You are wrong. It was just some chick he met on tour. I think her name was Dawn and they called her "D". It's from one of his movies, "Don't Try This At Home" http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1248101/girl_gets_her_boobs_set_on_fire/
Uh, terraforming held fine, it was the G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate the alliance pumped in the air that made people too complacent or to rapey eaty
EDIT: on desktop now, can add link: "...and no terraforming event. The environment is stable. It's the Pax. The G-23 Paxilon Hydroclorate that we added to the air processors."
This doesn't haunt me. I love the sentiment. The execution could have been better though.
Bozworth getting run the fuck over by Bo Jackson is still a highlight reel.
Like many people have said, it hampers the 'keeper's vision and forces him to take a position further across the face of the goal, making it harder to reach the near post.
Free-kick routines are pretty interesting. My favourites are probably this Argentine free-kick from France '98 and Rooney's two from the 8-2 hammering of Arsenal (at 2:14 and 4:00 respectively, it's Anderson squating on his haunches behind the Arsenal wall and making eye-contact with Szczesny who makes it)
The guy was running away from the cops because he was accused of forgery. He clipped the car on the on ramp as he entered the highway and the rest is history.
Here is the video
EDIT: video with description
>Eduardo has his leg broken and Mike Dean ignores a stonewall penalty on Adebayor before cooking up a late penalty for Birmingham.
Dean did not cause Eduardos leg break and sent off the player who did. This video clearly shows that Birminghams penalty was awarded correctly. EDIT: Or possibly dubiously when seen in slow mo, you can judge for yourselves.
>Cardiff have a goal disallowed and Harry wins the FA cup with Portsmouth under Mike Dean.
It was disallowed for handball, which seems about right when he clearly handles the ball.
Some of the other stuff has more merit, but so what? If I put together a video of 7 or 8 times Messi fucks up a pass or skies a shot, would you conclude he's a fucking terrible player? Cherry picking like this doesn't prove anything.
Oh hell yea! My favorite is "You came here expecting to fight a madman, and instead you found a GOD!"
It's so over the top insane villainy!
Not so blue
hot on top riding action
multiple stares of disapproval by Stanley Tucci
What a game! Guus Hiddink shows what a tactical genius he is after winning the first leg 3-1 at Anfield (the night Ivanovic destroyed Liverpools zonal marking tactic). In the second leg, after letting go of the lead, Guus made some early, bold changes and saved the tie. In the end it's so sad he never got to manage Chelsea through a whole season (because of the Russia job).
Two of the best matches I've seen by Chelsea. It was an emotional roller coaster after coming back, twice!
EDIT: First leg highlights, Liverpool 1-3 Chelsea
It's not YouTube, so I can't post it, but I did find it on MetaCafe (part 1, part 2).