You can see her boobs in full glory here. They seem way bigger in the three second clip.
edit: Since the video is down here is a mirror (ignore everything after the first 3 seconds.)
He won the World Omnium Event. It consists of six races, all different. Fricken hectic to watch!
Heres the article: Here
Edit: Sauce: Here
Edit #2: Vid of final race and ceremony FIXED Metcafe: Here Jump to 2:58
Or two, a la Wild Things. Those scenes made the whole movie worth watching.
EDIT: Here is the pool scene and here is the threesome. Happy now?
I dont know how this is on youtube
Someone found it!
Jennifer Lyons was completely naked, in a VERY sheer white dress, dancing slowly in ballet shoes. She had HUGE areolas and at one point she spun around and you could see right UP her dress. That video was up for years, and then I link to it on here and some douche must have complained about it.. so it got taken down just 3 hours after first linked it.
When I was about 10 my grampa took me down to Rufus's house and ordered a bean shooter for me. Rufus made a new one for me that was small enough for my hands. He showed me how to use it and warned me to be responsible. I killed a couple of birds with it, and I still have the bean shooter at home and it is numbered around 1,500 I think. Rufus was a good and kind man. Also he was on the late show with Johnny Carson once.
Edit: here he is with Johnny!
The scene SweetFlaminJerk mention: [link]
Later on in the movie, but still hot:
Reminds me of the Terminator Salvation trailer. In other words, I think the trailer might be making promises that the movie can't keep.
BTW, the song in the trailer is Peter Gabriel's cover of Arcade Fire's "My Body is a Cage", I believe. Metecafe link.
He's totally going to break his wrists if he lands on his hands like that every time when he falls. I can't count the number of skate videos I've seen where the skater lands flat on his palms and one of his wrists or forearms snap in half.
Here's a 1-minute instructional video on how to fall properly. A little dumb, but all fairly true, crappy shoulder roll though. [link]
Here is a short video of someone putting out their arm to brace them self in a fall and what happens when he does. Warning: not pretty
My intention is not to demean the skater in OPs video, I just saw him fall like that and had to say something. Sweet-ass trick though and gets my upboat.
The US are pretty famous for friendly fire. They bombed a bunch of troops in convoy IIRC. There was a BBC reporter there recording at the time. The video was pretty harrowing.
There's more examples. There was even some cockpit footage of a fighter jet pilot bombing UK forces despite their tops being painted orange (aka, don't shoot.)
The cockpit audio basically showed that the pilot even recognised that they were painted orange.
My friend in the RAF says everyone in the UK forces jokes that it's better to be in front of US guns than behind them. Less likely to get shot.
Wasn't there some staggering numbers during the first few years of the Iraq war II that said more people died through friendly fire than by the hands of insurgents? I'll try and find it.
Edit:Finding it hard to find the source, but found this about the original Gulf War.
24% of fatalities were due to friendly fire.
MacGyver did almost exactly this in an episode.
EDIT: At one point he also used a flame-thrower.
nothing on her imdb with the word "jungle" or "heat". damnit! got my knuckles all lined up for nothing!
edit: found it! the movie is called fire on the amazon and the nude scene can be viewed here *NSFW*.
Actually I liked the analogy.
Current office = Egypt / Hell. Current job = slavery. Marked with blood = headed to the promised land! After marking the cubes, go into the CEO's office unannounced and say "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
This is pretty far down but hopefully gets seen. She had a video too. I'll leave it here so it can be examined for science.
I prefer the full boob.
Edit: Better version: [link]
Or when a player tossed his bat in the usual manner after getting a hit and the bat stood on its end.
Simple x-ray trick that can be done on most white t-shirts/leggings/thin shirts with Paintshop/GIMP/Paint.NET.
I'll update this if I find that tutorial I had lying around somewhere.
EDIT: Here we go: [link]
It's from this movie called "Coffee & Cigarettes" which is a collection of short films involving coffee and cigarettes. RZA, GZA, and Bill Murray's segment was by far my favorite.
Most Americans in the south have enough firepower to wage a small war. I think YOU don't know who you are dealing with. I know you think these rednecks are complete morons, and for the most part, that is true. However, these people are like junior macgavers when it comes to making makeshift meth labs and other things. Also, a Gypsy family will pale in comparison to a typical redneck family (they breed like rabbits, and even the kids can shoot guns.)
TL;DR, don't fuck with rednecks.
For the good of humanity I must inform you in case you were unaware that Gillian Jacobs, the actress who plays Britta in community, has been very topless in a movie.
That movies is called choke.
Here is a link to that video - NSFW
It is not real time and it does not include any other Community actors and she is not fully naked, but it will do.
It will do.
The guy on the table is a man with no legs. He literally looks like that. The pants contains a contortionist. When the magician "puts him back together", he is literally stacking the amputee on top of the contortionist.
Criss Angel did this same trick (the woman he cut in half was in on the trick, obviously).
You know where else Rosario Dawson gets naked? On the internet!!
Edit: Woah, I had never seen that before... Her boobs are great.
Perform one on her? Probably. If she was 10 years younger? Absolutely and without question. It would be like 20 seconds into this "full body massage" clip [link]
Get a butt massage from her? Yes. Under any circumstances. Especially if she was her usually bubbly self and quickly defused the tension with a cute pinky jab up my anus and joked it's "just like butterin' biscuits!"
found the video: [link]
It turns out someone tried to enter the revolving doors ont he wrong side. theyre probably made to collapse togethor by pushing on them (kind of like how you can push open an automatic sliding door and stuff) but since someone was in there when the doors collapsed he got hit with lots of glass.
To add insult to injury. the guy then just leaves the area after realizing he nearly killed someone by being an idiot.
well in your case, go watch the film version of Choke and pay attention to a certain stripper... ah hell here ill do it for you
just click it dammit NSFW
> our roads aren't built to allow 2 seconds between cars. If everyone followed that rule, our roads would have to have twice as many lanes or commutes would take 12 hours
That's a common fallacy, but as a matter of fact the roads ARE built with the assumption that two vehicles will be at least two seconds apart - it affects everything about markings and signage, as well as ramp and shoulder dimensions. And it's well known among transportation planners that widening roads and adding alternates only leads to more road users, with more backups and congestion.
And traffic studies have shown, over and over, that following too closely is what actually causes most traffic backups. With a comfortable following distance traffic can absorb the small forward/back relative shifting as people position themselves for exits or become slightly distracted (changing the radio station, opening a candy bar).
Once vehicular density hits a level where people start to feel uncomfortable (which is a lot less than two seconds, a lot less than the actual safe following distance) any small distraction or disruption somewhere in the field puts a lot of backward pressure on traffic flow. Without extra space to absorb the variations, people slow down instead, which shrinks the available space behind them, which causes more people to slow, which shrinks the available space even more, and so on until traffic flow stops - and more vehicles pour into the back end of the backup.
And it's not just me saying so. There are even videos of it. It even happens on closed tracks with no distractions.
second scene BOTH NSFW
WHERE ARE MY POINTS :)
edit: lesbians always know links to lesbian content. it's like a fact. we have so few media reps that we adore them all, even if they suck, which Bound does not.
I've seen this exact thing done with cards as a magic trick. Basically you attach (with tape) one end of some magicians invisible string to the back of your ear and the other to the card using a small piece of wax or in this case the UFO.
Notice how he's handling the UFOs - when he's hovering his hands over the UFOs, the string is running between his thumb and index finger. Spinning the UFOs around his body is the same as a tether ball on a pole, he's got to spin them the UFOs the other way to unwind the string from around his upper body.
You've also got to keep the cards or UFO's spinning to make them look like they're flying or it's just going to look like their hanging on string.
Schindlers List is especially troubling for me cause I have long had an erotic fixation on Miss Honey from the Matilda movie and one of the few nude scenes Embeth Davidtz has is in Schindlers List [link] and in the context it's really weird to try to masturbate to.
I'm thinking of using editing software, and audio from interviews with her so I can sandwich the clip in between Matilda clips with the context that she sometimes goes swimming at the local YWCA after she's done teaching and this clip is just her stripping off in the locker room.
Doesn't the F-15 have so much reserve lift that it can (and has) fly with an entire wing torn off?
Yeah, there it is
Sure am glad we spent just ludicrous, fuck-you-in-the-mouth amounts of money on the F-22 and F-35.
Rabies can indeed make people seem possessed or zombie-like
Link to vid of a Filipino kid infected with rabies... not a pleasant thing to watch. Sadly fatal at that point as well.
Ok, let's see how good/bad my "technical writing" may be...
Of course, after writing all that, I came up with the bright idea of taking a five second google search to find a video. (/sigh)
How can you hate BTTF 3? It had a fucking time travelling train and . Nothing can compete with that. Also, Client Eastwood.
Nope, it is a real wall... His right foot doesn't even plant, in fact his pants flatten against the wall. If you find the video, you can see the plexiglass if you pause RRIGGGHTTT when he hits the wall. video
Yes, yes she does. NSFW
Or for the guys who like still images-NSFW
There's gotta be another station that will show it, maybe... FX? Or HBO? Immagine tits & fuck on Community... oh wait here's Gillian Jacobs. (:
"Real" Classical: Franz Liszt - Hungarian Rhapsody No.2. It might be because I've been exposed to it during my childhood quite often.
Contemporary: Mark Joggerst & Ralf Kemper - The Pursuit of Perfection. Oh I know this one was made for commercial reasons, but many masterpieces were ordered to their author too.
It's part of a montage set to a jazzy version of "Down With the Sickness." The act is brief - sets up at about ~3:20 with the payoff around ~3:50.
>Eduardo has his leg broken and Mike Dean ignores a stonewall penalty on Adebayor before cooking up a late penalty for Birmingham.
Dean did not cause Eduardos leg break and sent off the player who did. This video clearly shows that Birminghams penalty was awarded correctly. EDIT: Or possibly dubiously when seen in slow mo, you can judge for yourselves.
>Cardiff have a goal disallowed and Harry wins the FA cup with Portsmouth under Mike Dean.
It was disallowed for handball, which seems about right when he clearly handles the ball.
Some of the other stuff has more merit, but so what? If I put together a video of 7 or 8 times Messi fucks up a pass or skies a shot, would you conclude he's a fucking terrible player? Cherry picking like this doesn't prove anything.
Oh hell yea! My favorite is "You came here expecting to fight a madman, and instead you found a GOD!"
It's so over the top insane villainy!
Not so blue
hot on top riding action
multiple stares of disapproval by Stanley Tucci
How about a sex scene featuring Keira Knightley?
When in doubt, consult the great minds of the past:
Professor Biz Markie says that you should never believe a girl who says he's just a friend.
WHY HASN'T ANYBODY PUT THIS VIDEO UP YET?! NSFW ~~if you are a big vagina who doesn't~~ like awesome rocking tits
EDIT: Ok ok ok... you aren't REALLY a big vagina if you don't watch this video :(
Manchester United 5 - Tottenham 2 from Apr 25 2009. With only 6 games remaining in the season, they were in a tight race with Liverpool for the league title. Earlier that day Liverpool won and jumped to the top of the table but MUFC still had an extra game in hand after the Tottenham match. Regardless, it was time to put up or shut up.
Spurs took a 2-0 halftime lead that could have easily been 3-0 but Van der Sar made a great save. Bent (Corluka), Modric (Lennon) scored in a 3 minute span.
Then in one of the most explosive, destructive periods of play I've ever witnessed, Manchester United blew Tottenham away.
We got to see the rare Ronaldo, Rooney, Tevez, Berbatov quartet.
It started with a "soft" penalty, converted by Ronaldo. Then in the 67th Rooney, 68th Ronaldo, 71st Rooney! That sequence was so exhilarating to watch. Ronaldo's celebration still gives me the chills.
Then Berbatov rounded it off with a 79th goal.
Did you re-watch the clip? He starts to force himself on her, then at about 0:05, he looks away as if he's rethinking it, then she grabs him and begins kissing him. From then on it's clearly consensual.
Dude I'm 100% sure your car keys and watch would not be allowed near an MRI. It must have been a cat scan / x-ray. I've heard other people make the same mistake.
link to a video
Seriously, he's pretty well known for his insistence that comedians shouldn't swear. Eddie Murphy did a pretty great bit about it.
Oh come now. When you really examine how Christopher Reeve played the character, you can see how it might actually be believable. It's so subtle, and yet it's a huge difference. Notice in the following clips how he changes from Clark Kent to Superman before your eyes simply by changing his posture and mannerisms:
Whereas Clark is hunched, shy, and stumbling, Supes is tall, confident, and forceful. Plus the thick frames of the glasses really change his whole face. If you didn't know you were supposed to be looking for a secret identity, you could easily miss it.
Imagine it no more.
Another Italian TV presenter
edit: Another video of her NSFW
The actress's name is Sara Rue, and she has amazing tits. Here's a video of her doing a topless scene.
Usually when girls tits get that big, the nipple stretches out to silver dollar size, but not hers.. Oh no, not hers.
>Schindlers List is especially troubling for me cause I have long had an erotic fixation on Miss Honey from the Matilda movie and one of the few nude scenes Embeth Davidtz has is in Schindlers List [link] and in the context it's really weird to try to masturbate to.
>I'm thinking of using editing software, and audio from interviews with her so I can sandwich the clip in between Matilda clips with the context that she sometimes goes swimming at the local YWCA after she's done teaching and this clip is just her stripping off in the locker room.
I'm too lazy to google the look of disapproval, but its the only appropriate response here.
...or you could just go for her full frontal.
That's just a short summary clip.. I'll leave finding the full video as an exercise for the reader.
If you're really cold and you have a gas oven, Bake accordingly. You can warm up your kitchen to a decent degree with a gas oven. This is why I suddenly decide to be generous and bake my family muffins at 4 in the afternoon. also diy solar heater
There are apparently several cases of these kinds of people~
I've seen a few more "medical mystery" programs with various other subjects. It seems that, rather than producing energy, there is something most likely in the structure of their skin that both insulates and stores electrical charge.
The Pistol Shrimp snap can produce sonoluminescence from the collapsing cavitation bubble it creates. As it collapses, the cavitation bubble reaches temperatures of over 5,000 K (4,700 °C). In comparison, the surface temperature of the sun is estimated to be around 5,800 K (5,500 °C). Here is a video of the Snap in action
Some types of electrical discharges can cause an arc flash. This is when so much electricity passes through a conductor that the metal vaporizes like an explosive. They are extremely dangerous and deadly.
Here is a video of an accident.
If he were just asking questions, that would be fine. But he's not. He's asserting that it was a government conspiracy. Here's the video of his appearance on Opie and Anthony. When they start poking holes in his logic, he starts insulting and physically threatening the hosts, before eventually walking out on the interview.
> The best hugs are probably from hagfish, which can extrude microscopic filaments that convert a huge volume of water around them to slime in seconds. Instant cozy blanket!
I wore the fuck out of my VHS tape of Hollow Man because of one scene. I was only about 12 years old, but that voyeuristic bedroom scene featuring Rhona Mitra was creepily erotic. When her robe casually opened to reveal the most perfect set of mammaries I had ever laid eyes upon at that point, my tingling senses were lit up like a roaring forest fire.
EDIT: I apparently have severely repressed a portion of this memory, or have been watching an edited cut, because I do not at all recall a crying Rhona after what was clearly rape. I don't know how to feel about this. One of my favorite childhood memories has just been ruined.
Shit, you're right. There is indeeed an autoimmune response to spermatozoa because the sperm first appear at puberty, after the training of the immune system. I was talking out of the back of my neck.
If OP were to actually put those stickers on his car in Alabama he nor his car would make it through the night in one piece. That's why. I live one state under Alabama, and we get them during the holidays. As a disclaimer not all alabamans are this way, but there are plenty of places in alabama I would not go with any anti-christian slogan.
One time, Top Gear went to Alabama. They didn't diss their god, they simply dissed their other religions, Nascar, country music, and homophobia. watch what happens
If I remember this one correctly it was very windy outside, a very strong gust caused the frame to buckle back. The glass is "safety" glass, the type the breaks into little cubes; generally strong from direct impact it tends to shatter if hit from the side.
EDIT: I stand corrected - you can't see it in the gif, but in this video you can see someone try to enter the motorized revolving door from the outside, going in the wrong direction.
What? It is from a UK station. Weird, let me see.
Or possibly Break
I think even those silly sky-blue wearing Mancs have to agree that Rooney is England's finest and world class especially after he produces magic like this.
The boiling point of water (EDIT: of anything really) is determine by a combination of temperature and pressure.
The higher the pressure, the higher the temperature needed for it to boil. By that same token, if you just lower the pressure without changing the temperature, it will indeed boil. It won't be any hotter, it will just bubble like crazy and change to a gas.
If it started as a solid (as in ice) then it would in fact sublimate rather than boil, but that's another story.
If you want to see it in action, then here is a great video of this experiment that simply places room temperature water into a vacuum pump. No heat. Water boils. Ahhhh, science :)
Those "high-end fireworks" are considered Class C, which is now referred to as consumer grade. Class B fireworks are what professionals use, and not what he had. He had less than two-dozen of these -- loud, but not damaging.
Sure, the guy is nuts and he may have thought he was going to do some damage, but in reality, this was not a true threat. It would still be attempted terrorism because of his intent, but he would have been very disappointed when all he destroyed was the interior of his car.
Edit, also interesting:
This topic has me wondering if a full fledged indoor thunderstorm is possible.
Not to mention the time he had a guest fly all the way over there, get to his show, and get only a few seconds of screen time because the "dr" disliked him so much and didn't want to talk to him, acting like a child and douche. He should have decided he didn't want him on his show before having him fly out and get to the studio.
Here's the video - bad quality.
Same thing thats happend all year, for some reason or another we just can't finish. I thought Matri should have been awarded a penalty in the first half, offsides on Pepe was questiona- Fuck it...
Best I could do here on short notice, If memory serves, I believe the show OutFoxed mentions it specifically.
Hindsight is 20/20, isn't it?
There's a lot I'd do differently if I had it to do over again, but I learned a ton by working through it as I did. I didn't consider anything with a touchscreen interface because at the time I didn't intend to do anything with the software - it was supposed to be a button replacement job only. By the time I figured out that I couldn't do that, I already had a Kindle sitting on my desk in pieces, and no cash - had to work with what I had at the time.
Engineering is about simplicity, you're right. But it's also about working with what you've got handy. The lead engineer in this scene from Apollo 13 pretty much sums up my approach to engineering.
Reminds of this scene from The Aviator:
Hepburn: We don't care about money here.
HH: Well, that's because you have it.
Hepburn: Would you repeat that?
HH: You don't care about money because you've always had it.
Try watching this for now. I'll update this in a second with an example I did for someone else on Reddit (clicks through millions of my own comments).
Couldn't find mine, but there's this (follow the guide, it'll work), and this (not as good, just some random guy's attempt). NSFW of course.
Well, on the plus side, Olivid Wilde is fully nude in Alpha Dogs and there's no CGI there!
It's from a reality-ish game show called Survivor. I'm just gonna assume that it was that one challenge (happens every season) where they make you eat something disgusting that's a delicacy for the country they're in (cow brain, frog eyes, the like). Nothing you can fap to.
But the girl on the right is something to fap to.
so you had one of those lighters that you could adjust the flame for, took off the metal covering and just cranked and recracked the flame adjust until it pretty much expended the fuel in one go?
Then I was a T-Rex: The Movie, not really the name of it but I'm still laughing from remembering this old terrible movie, oh it's so perfect
>You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!
Yah! Thats Keeley Hazell, here is another pic, sexy video, boring sex tape ever.
Fabregas made the pass that set up the World Cup winning goal. He also had this shot to put Arsenal into the quarterfinals of the Champions League.. I'm not saying he's Mr. Clutch, but he's showed up in his fair share of big games.
Also, I think Barca probably rates him higher than anyone else would. A) Because he was there's and they let him leave, and B) His skill set translates perfectly to Barcelona's style of play, and he's already got great chemistry with half the roster because of his experience as a Spanish international. Everyone knows how difficult it can be for high profile transfers to adjust to the style/chemistry of a new team. I don't see that being a problem if Fabregas goes to Barcelona.
And, no. I'm not an Arsenal or Barcelona fan. Just my observations.
Here's my two:
1) June 22, 2006. We were at the game for my little cousin's 7th birthday. Miguel Cabrera hits an "intentional walk" pitch for a RBI off of O's pitcher Todd Williams. It was the 10th inning to boot.
2) May 15, 1998. Mike Mussina got drilled in the face by line drive from the bat of Sandy Alomar, Jr. I have never seen so much blood on a baseball diamond.
Way to live up to your name. You say shit like that then don't provide a video link? This is the nearest I could find, but you damn well better succeed where I failed.
Circumference is deceptively difficult to estimate (we tend to underestimate a lot). All you would need for a 6" circumference is a diameter of slightly less than 2".
Take a look at how deceptive it can be.
Have you done an exploding straw yet?
You grab both ends tightly, and roll it up so you have a lot of pressure in the center then flick it, it makes a loud pop.
Here it is if you wanna watch it but im warning you its pretty rough. Makes you feel sick to the stomach kinda disturbing.
It has my favorite line in all of movie history.
"I sorry sir, I was hopin'. I was hopin' I wouldn't have to break your nose." super badass.
Rope Cuffs. simple and crazy quick. Also quite satisfying to pull them tight and cinch them up.
Two Column Tie is useful for this as well, and a million other uses. Learn the one- and two-column ties, and you'll know enough about bondage to keep any partner happy... at least for a few scenes. ;)
Classic scene from Biloxi Blues: Matthew Broderick's character, in boot camp in Biloxi Mississippi, goes to a prostitute prior to being shipped out. She spreads her arms in bed and says "Come to mamma..." He hesitates and says "Would it be okay if we didn't use the word momma?"
Might be cheating (as it's animated), but tifa vs. lox was awesome
Especially liked the music :)
(Also apologies, couldn't find a non dubbed version that had original music)
This one was a bitch to find because I knew exactly what movie you were talking about, but all I could remember was that the scene was relatively famous and that there was a bunch of gifs made of it. Eventually, I went to 4gif and found it, then tineyed it.
It took me a good 30 minutes to think of doing that.
Don't know how this isn't on here yet: one of my favorite/ one of the best free kicks I have ever seen. [link]
and btw, There is a video floating around there somewhere, of the same goal, but the announcer is Scottish and his reaction is so amazing. something like "the japanese boy!!! he's a boys hero!!! Shunske Nakamura!!!!!" I looked but I couuldn't find it. I will reward with karmas.
You Sir, get a Wu Tang fun fact: Original name was... All in Together Now.
You here them shout it out a bunch of times, especially ODB. Here ODB shouts it out in this Funkmaster Flex song Nuttin' but Flavor
Well, both dems. and repubs. broke the economy. Bi-partisan consensus is screw you and make the rich richer.
Really? I mean I know people like more forceful sex, maybe some choking, some forced penetration, but punching in the face?
NSFW [link] NSFW
When I was in my third year of secondary school (UK) I made a pokemon dance video similar to the one done my smosh (link here [link]) Only difference being was that I done mine alone. I then, for some idiotic reason uploaded it on to google video. Within a few days everyone in school had seen my video and it was even being played in class on the 40 inch smart boards. Even the teachers were taking the piss out of me. Worst 2 weeks of my life EVER.
EDIT: Ahhh the memories are coming back writing about this. Probably the worst moment with regards to this video was during English literature class. My classmates told the teacher that I had made a really cool video and that he should put it up on the smart board. I begged him not too but he said he was going to play it and gave me the option of leaving the class early which I took. I can vividly remember standing under the stairs which were next door to the classroom and hearing an almighty roar of laughter erupt from the room for about 2 minutes whilst I was just standing there asking myself why the hell I had made such a video.
I initially assumed it would have sensor to detect when you've entered REM, but it doesn't, and is literally just some leds on a timer. This terrifying man even shows you how to make one for $3.
I'm not fully convinced it would work, so I'm definitely not taking an $80 risk, but maybe I'll give a DIY one a go.
THIS IS NOT A NEW PRODUCT
Google lucid dream mask. Why are any of these products not available at wallmart? Because you can not guarantee lucidity.
EDIT: Here you go, a $3 dollar dream mask.
Nah, ducklings are a lot of work and I'd have to figure out what to do with them after the wedding. It'd have to be something really special like this: [link]