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This lens has one of the best pages on Amazon. The reviews and questions are hilarious: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0013D8VDQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_nWFvBbD2SJ30N edit: I'm not sure about pricing as it seems to vary widely but I've most commonly seen it sell for $25K-35K USD new.

Mushroom hunter here. The vast majority of the mushroom lives as a network of mycelium under the ground. Pulling a mushroom up as opposed to cutting it will have no effect on whether or not there will be more next year.

Edit: Having said that, it is considered to be better form to cut the mushroom at the base. Cutting it won’t disturb the ground as much and will keep your haul a lot cleaner. It is also advisable to get a mushroom knife with a brush to “field clean” your mushrooms before you put them in your basket.

German Amazon does have a much bigger variant listed

It is well known because of the multitudes of funny comments ranging from complaints about the included nuclear power plant to people talking about how they decorated the insides of the knife after they moved in.

Link please! Last time I looked for a product like this they all looked terrible. Edit: nvm looks like I just didn't want to spend $300 for two feeders. This looks pretty great though: SureFeed Microchip Pet Feeder https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00O0UIPTY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_dDz8BbBFAGS50

If any of ya'll have a few thousand bucks burning a hole in your pocket, you can purchase your very own giant inflatable duck from China.

If you want to go down an interesting wormhole, check out the vendor pages for giant inflatable manufacturers. Lots of interesting stuff if you're looking to get into the inflatables business.

Phalcon is a PHP web framework based on the model–view–controller (MVC) pattern. Originally released in 2012, it is an open-source framework licensed under the terms of the BSD License.

Unlike most PHP frameworks, Phalcon is implemented as a web server extension written in Zephir and C, aiming to boost execution speed, reduce resource usage, and handle more HTTP requests per second than comparable frameworks written primarily in PHP. One drawback of this approach is that root/administrative access is required on the server to install Phalcon by building a custom binary or using a precompiled one.

For more information please visit www.phalcon.com

Boar hunting with spears and knives is still super popular in a lot of places. It's especially popular in many Polynesian countries and Hawaii. Cold Steel makes a fantastic modern boar spear made with really high quality steel.

https://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-95BOASK-Secure-Ex-Sheath/dp/B004N0KVTS

I hope this is a step towards having something like these bad bois as a regular smartphone. If you improved the specs a bit and added calling and a headphone jack, I'd be all over that.

https://www.amazon.com/Protector-Anker-Outlets-PowerPort-Extension/dp/B078YLFFXL/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=anker+power+strip&qid=1599502496&sr=8-3

Just in case you were curious....

It’s cause you got her the wrong pillow. Get her the Danny devito sequin pillow for Valentine’s Day.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XRD214Z/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_4ETJ8JN642DYAJ2CKXR0?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Since you said it looks awful because of his short fur I thought I'd recommend Keeper Collars. They're basically prong collars on the inside but look like a regular collar on the outside. I use one!

Leerburg Keeper Collars

Keeper Collars on Amazon

You may want to wean an animal quicker because, like the majority of humans, animals stop producing the enzyme that allows them to digest milk at a certain point in development - usually the point at which they're weaned. Some calves try to nurse after this point, which results in vomiting, diarrhea, etc.

This happens with a lot of animal species. Kittens will often nurse until the mother cat is either removed from the litter or she's dressed in a hilarious little suit that prevents nursing. If you thought giving a cat a pill was fun, try putting a little jumpsuit on one.

TIL: Chungus: A word that means anything and everything, in every context, including "chunky anus". link

I have this.

It’s fun.

BIG ENTER USB Key Table Pillow, TwoS USB Button Office Desktop Foam Nap Pillow Vent Tool Peripheral Keys https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I0XNF14/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_-EarFbG065QS7

There was another about a couple who has a poop sponge they would attach to one of these to wipe... They were so proud of their ingenuity too

Also they would re-use the poop sponge. Honestly though all people should get a bidet, we should not be wiping our asses in 2018, we have mechanical robots that will wash them for us for $25 on Amazon.

For people who like to live a bit more dangerously:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pingou.champignouf&hl=en

Never fully rely on this, at least for now. It is a great tool to add to your toolset though, based on what I've read at least, and augmenting your limited shroom knowledge with an app that likely exceeds or at least matches advanced mushroom hunters' skills seems like a legit prospect to not get poisoned.

Still, be thorough, read all about it, be hesitant all the time... just don't eat shit you're not absolutely certain about, as you probably already do.

You can buy it here

Hey everyone! Had no idea this would blow up like this!

So some of you are right, it’s a sized T crochet hook

Boye 3336239001 Jumbo Plastic Crochet Hook, Size T https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XPHMFJ6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_M0MZX769BQRXV7DRB0WM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

For making the chunky blankets and scarves. The Lenny Kravitz comment is spot on.

And honestly, bless her heart, should have no clue what the rest of you are talking about :)

I still have small forearms though. I hook onto shit like a chimp and I can pull heavy but my forearms are disengaged. also my job is white collar and involves no physical effort.

I just bought this to do direct forearm work though.

Pinch Grip Hand Strength Training Machine https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NK0R604/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_3DK1FS9DE38G66VKX5K5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

traps and forearms are the sexiest muscles though and you should get back on shit.

I found it on amazon and ordered one! I love it! Heres the link: https://www.amazon.com/Gallon-Bottle-Motivational-Bottles-Handles/dp/B083GLHRY3/ref=mp_s_a_1_14_sspa?crid=1VQCU130K6PAE&keywords=128%2Boz%2Bwater%2Bbottle&qid=1651512119&sprefix=128%2Boz%2Caps%2C266&sr=8-14-spons&psc=1&spLa...

Id sneak in at night, but theyre all 24/7 stores. :(

Jokes aside, thanks for the info. Ill likely never need it, but useless info is always a treat, so ill throw some back at you.

If you're ever redoing your deck, and theres a bunch of nails stuck in the underlying framing (joists)- farriers snips does a great job of pulling them out. If the deck boards were screwed in, just use an angle grinder to cut them off flush with the joists.

VIKINGSTRENGTH Neck Harness Padded Strength Trainer- Premium Quality for Neck Curls and Training. Head Exerciser for Sports and Fitness, D Ring https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NCZPVL3/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_ZRBWBQKZY31WPYG4T89T

get a harness, use weight, start light

For sure!

Brut Special Reserve By Faberge 3.0 Oz Cologne Spray For Men https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LCX8E7U/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_1Y26VC7Q0A6V99KZV1WX

The Walmart one looks like shit. This one looks like it has potential from that mini chain it’s wearing

Only $200 US on Amazon if you hurry! And you may be asking if you can re-write to it, well that's the neat part - you can't!

Maxell OC321-2 7GB 12" WORM (Write-Once) Double Sided Optical Disk Cartridge https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CCGFL68/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_DSNSS3KG1AX4WW7WC9Y4

Indian sweets generally taste best when home made, so if you've got the time you should definitely try and make it yourself and 9 out of 10 times it's gonna taste like a slice of heaven. Otherwise if you're short on time, This readymade pack tastes excellent and is the go-to my family uses in case of a sudden visit by somebody.

I think they might be out of stock because I can't find it. I bought it last year, it was about $85 with tax and the shipping was free. It looks similar to this one but mine is taller and has another hammock.

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

There's asparagus on her plate already, you need mom's Veggetti

You didn't source your information, but that's ok because I know where you're getting it from. Those statistics are from a complete academic fraud who can't do basic math. But have fun ranting like a lunatic on a street corner selling pencils out of a coffee mug and insisting you're the only one who knows the real truth. 9/11 was an inside job! Don't trust the engineers! Get the real facts from the film makers behind "Loose Change"!

Firstly, you said people are dependent on it, not just that it is effective for its purpose. Those two are different things.

Secondly, despite the marketing claims of sheep farmers, wool is not sustainable. It has a quite a large environmental impact. Just because it's a natural fabric doesn't mean it is sustainable. This is how marketing departments fool people. They say things like "it regrows every year, so it's sustainable" without mentioning how much land and resources are required to actually produce a given amount of fabric. But the truth is it is a huge driver of deforestation and biodiversity loss due to the large amount of land and resources it requires. Wool actually has among the worst environmental lifecycle impact of all fabrics, especially in terms of greenhouse gas emissions and water pollution. This particular study doesn't include land use, but wool also requires more land than any other kind of fabric. This is especially important because land use change is a major driver of global warming, and the #1 cause of species extinction in the world today because of habitat loss.

Okay, no proof of same seal, but in my head movies it's the same seal lol

AOLIGE 23.6 Inch Chubby Blob Seal Pillow Stuffed Cotton Plush Animals Toy Big for Kids https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0821YSV9D/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_7VKHG0ARBZC65ZABDAWC

Dog Crate Cover 24" for 24" Dog Wire Cage

Ikiha's showing up as a scam on trustpilot - the original link at felissimo might be a better bet! (cc u/emotional_support_)

https://www.trustpilot.com/review/ikiha.com

Poop Divider Knife Silicone Spatula Prank Funny Gag Gifts for Christmas, White Elephant Gift Exchange https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08HGRCH1M/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_a_73YVTR48KXWKM162DS97

Thanks capitalism!

Space engine is a 1:1 scale recreation of the universe. It uses as much data as we have and then procedural generation for the rest. You can zoom all the way from the ground of any planet around any star in any galaxy, to racing through through the intergalactic medium at speeds that make Star Trek warp speed look like standing still. http://spaceengine.org/

Retro Hard and Sugar Free Countertop Original Cotton Candy Maker, Includes 2 Reusable Cones and Scoop https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07T2FGRS6/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_B0WR3DENXVK1A7NWYN1B

That's my favorite machine (I went through many trying to find one that didn't break easily or was hell to clean). I used hard candy in them to make cotton candy. Just heat the machine up, turn it off, drop in two pieces of candy, turn it on, and go. Spinning onto a cone takes practice. The lychee candies found at Asian stores are my favorite. You can also use sugar free candy if you really want low cal but the floss comes out less fluffy and more crystalized/crunchy still not bad though. Just don't use anything with a milk base like worthers. Comes out tasting burnt. If they are clear like a jolly rancher you are safe.

It's called Zollner Filling Material, 100% Siliconised Polyester Hollow Fibres, 1 kg, White, 004, 3000g

I put all my weed in here after I grind it and harvest the keif. i get SO MUCH. https://www.amazon.com/RYOT-Glass-Top-Screen-Microfilament/dp/B00XKH5N48/ref=sr_1_9?dchild=1&keywords=Ryot+Box&qid=1633114365&sr=8-9

I got this one as a gift and it's fantastic. The design means you only have one set of threads to worry about.

LOZOCO Herb Grinder 4 Piece 2.5" with Gift Box, Spice Mill Aluminium Alloy, Ideal for Preparing Ingredients, Nutrients, Herbs https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08HZJGHTF/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_WSAQTPK19KBW3V6SKT5E

This book does a pretty good job arguing that:

-discerning what is and is not a pitbull from site alone is pretty foolhardy

-pitbulls are statistically significantly dangerous because they are popular. If some other breed was used as protection by the same people who should not own pit bulls, that breed would likely be responsible for the same amount of harm.

-pit Bull bans are effectively a racist tool used to fuck with people deemed undesirable to law enforcement. Like the war on drugs or 20 other policies from bygone eras. No people in gated communities are getting their ALC registered pits taken and put down.

https://www.amazon.com/Pit-Bull-Battle-over-American/dp/0345803116

I can't, unfortunately. This is my neighbor's, also we live in asia.

I did a quick google, it's probably something like this.

🙏🏻

Check this out if you feel like becoming an expert…

The North American Model of Wildlife Conservation (Wildlife Management and Conservation) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1421432803/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_7SHM8NBFPJBJCWCV2183

https://i.imgur.com/59Au6Ef.jpg

It’s soft, but very thin. My fingers and easily touch themselves through the stuffing. For a 25$ pillow it’s nothing more than a conversation starter.

amazon link

Thanks a lot... I’ve never tried the chili lime so I looked it up on Amazon and found out they have 6 damn flavors in one set of 5oz bottles! Now I have to buy it and try every damn one on all my sustenance. The link to the set

It's hard to tell from the photo, but I think that's my high school friend, Melanie. She has had two pet Capys and she wrote a book about one of them The Adventures of Celeste the Cat and the Giant Hamster

6'2 here, I feel your pain. I'm in the same boat, always renting, could never find a good shower I can fit under...

...until I found this bad boy: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0064TYE9Y/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

used it for 7 years now between four different apartments, and it's an absolute lifesaver! No more bonking my head!

Several years ago there was a link on one of the freebie subreddits where they have away this shirt but it has donkeys instead of wolves. I couldn't find one with a quick Google search, but I know I still have mine. You just don't get rid of something like that.

https://www.skullhooker.com I’ve got an elk skull on the wall with one of these, works great. If you boil it yourself make sure to get all the sinus tissue out, as it will smell bad if you don’t. A good needle nose pliers will be your friend. Also if the brain is still in remove it as it can cause the bone to get a yellow tint. I finish mine with peroxide. This stuff is great because its a paste so you can apply it where you need it, and keep the rich natural colors in the antlers. Congrats on the find too!

https://www.amazon.com/SUPER-Stabilized-Peroxide-Developer-HC-50401/dp/B00HQJXVP4/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=peroxide+hair+bleach&qid=1599625570&sprefix=peroxide+h&sr=8-3

The kids at the local school in rural nz wrote a book about it to help their school fundraising (the small rural schools need all the help they can get). It's pretty good, and my kids like it. Shrek : The Famous Hermit Sheep Of Tarras https://www.amazon.com/dp/0476011795/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_l3TWDbQR7SE2Y

Based on shape, it looks like this one from Amazon. Mighty expensive. IMALENT MS18 Flashlight 100,000 Lumens, 18pcs Cree XHP70 2nd LEDs,Long Throw Up to 1350 meters, with OLED Display and Built-in Cooling Tools (MS18W Warm Light) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07Z4JJTMN/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_o390Db6F9MAHZ

This bed post is made by Peugeot and is worth about $230 or €200.

Amazon Link (EU)