What are /r/AteTheOnion's favorite Products & Services?

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If you're on Android I recommend Longshot. It pretty much allows you to scroll and take separate screenshots then stitches them together.

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Actual book description:

>In the Ancient Scrolls of His written teachings, Jesus taught very clearly in simple words:

>The obligation of all people to have great wealth for the good of all.

>How to have great wealth no matter how poor, or small you start.

>That it is so easy for the very rich to enter the kingdom of heaven.

>That it is very spiritual to have great wealth for the right purposes.

>That the statement”you can not serve God and money”, actually means to have more money, not less.

>That the very rich should generate much more and how.

>He told the Apostles and the disciples to keep their wealth, but not take it in their purses, for they were worthy of pay where they ministered.

>Also, many wealthy women traveled with Jesus and financed His ministry. One of these wealthy women of great influence was the wife of rich Herod’s business manager. (LK 8:1-3).

>These ancient scrolls are labeled Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. >They originally, accurately recorded all the wealth – Dominion – teachings of Jesus for the benefit of all persons. Over 2,000 years later these scrolls still teach the same simple truths of easy success for all.

>These scrolls are now in the Book called the Bible. Here they are for you in this book on the scrolls-to-gold-teachings-of-Jesus, the Master Teacher of true capitalism, etc.

>PEACE,

>David & Suzie Wells

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By “a tribal”, I’m relatively sure he means somebody who stays in a political “tribe” and refuses to change their views, and hates the opposite “tribe” who have different views to them to the point where a discussion is incredibly difficult. He wasn’t referring to any sort of race or actual group of people, he was referring to tribalism

Fun fact: the Babylon Bee has like 50% more traffic than The Onion.

So I'd doubt your claims, but oh well.

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Amazon has them. I'd recommend marble because that's what I have the most experience with, but this stainless steel version has pretty good reviews if you prefer that aesthetic.

Ding ding ding. It's an Android app alternative. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rubenmayayo.reddit&amp;hl=en_US&amp;gl=US

Satire works by embarrassing and shaming, not by getting everybody to laugh together. It rarely persuades the side being ridiculed to change their position. Instead, it gets people who haven't yet taken a side to join the side doing the ridiculing. It also bolsters people who already agree with the satirist.

For a fantastic example of satire, check out A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift. It was written a long time ago, and it still manages to be hilarious and effective.

Oh dear. It is perfectly possible to be well aware of some of the problems with Big Pharma without leaving conventional medicine behind and jumping into bed with the crazies.