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You can rent it on amazon for $2, or you can buy the riffed version for $10 (which is totally worth it, IMO).

Alternately, it is available from less legitimate sources, but we don't talk about that sort of thing here.

Abominable (not the newer animated family film). This is one of those rare gems where the creature effects are straddling the line between amazing and absolutely laughable. With practical creature FX, it is undeniably exuding 80s schlock energy. Also, there's cameos from some B-movie all-stars that made me squeal out loud when they popped up. From front to back, there's a lot of stuff for people who enjoy bad movies, B-movies, or just 80s creature features to love.

The following is the link to my Letterbox page, but I have not updated it in a long time and I would estimate that I have approximately another 300-400 films to add to it, which will probably never happen.

https://letterboxd.com/thedefector/list/the-great-pile-the-bad-movie-bad-review-collection/

Starting at 1pm Eastern time (1800 UTC), I'll be showing the entire Hanzo the Razor trilogy at the Bad Movies Marathon cytube channel. Join us!

If James Bond was a policeman in later-19th-century Japan, he would almost certainly not be as rapey as Hanzo. Using martial arts, trickery, torture, and gratuitous sexual assault, Hanzo is a loose cannon who cannot be stopped in his pursuit of justice or something.

These are generally very well produced films that toe the line between a straight historical/samurai drama and exploitation cinema. They're probably too "good" for the channel but the content pushes them over the line for me. I hope to see you all there.

Not to be outdone by Chris Seaver's Taintlight, which is up for streaming on Amazon Prime.

I was just about to post this. The store page says the game was never released, but it actually hit retail stores... in Poland.

http://www.mobygames.com/game/toxic-mayhem-the-troma-project/cover-art/gameCoverId,75262/platform,3/

Plus it's up for sale at Troma's online store. I wonder if this'll include any of the bonus content mentioned there.

https://www.tromashop.com/toxic-mayhem-the-troma-project-pc-cd-rom-game-tromabilia

Then join /u/darthslug and friends next Thursday afternoon for the May the Fourth Be With You Clone-a-Thon! We scoured the web for every loving Star Wars tribute and lighthearted parody we could find and uncovered movies from around the globe, including the insane Turkish Star Wars, all for your entertainment. So, if you think you need even more of your favorite franchise, the stop by https://cytu.be/r/Badmovie_Marathon for a day-long fix and help Celebrate Star Wars!

The movie is a hoot. So many shots of the bulldozer “spying” on the characters. A full sized bulldozer. Spying. Gotta love it. Just FYI there’s a fancy Blu-Ray now (tho I get the need fir VHS goodness with a film like this)...

Killdozer [Blu-ray] https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F6PK1W9/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_1SDYBNC75ZW7FNQW36G5

A truly bizarre movie that can't be fully explained by the trailer or a description alone. It's one part art student film, one part gross out horror comedy with enough slime to make Nickelodeon jealous.

Both the characters and everything that happens in the movie are incomprehensibly weird. Sometimes it is absolutely hilarious and brilliant and other times make you question your life choices. Here's a sample review from Letterboxd:

"it's like the greasy strangler + the shape of water + get out

are you sold yet? no?

did you like the scene in ex machina where oscar isaac semi-randomly starts dancing? in this, a large trash bag slime monster dances in a similar style, but for 10x as long and with 100x as many pretty colors

how about now? sold?

there's an exposition scene that is visually accompanied by sock puppets and action figures

sold?

a climactic fight takes place in the dark, and you're able to see what's happening because neon drawings of fists and eyes outline the action for you

if you're still not sold, im sorry, you may in fact not be human"

A couple years ago, I went to New York City with Ryan Francis (Darren the Nerd, ThanksKilling) to watch the musical adaptation of the first ThanksKilling movie. It was a stupid amount of fun and now they're bringing it home, to where the original movie was filmed, Columbus, OH.

If you're anywhere near Columbus, OH, I highly recommend going to see this show.

If you're unable to attend, the Original Cast Recording is available on Amazon.

Amazon sells the Trimark DVD which claims to have the original audio for $6.59

Hercules in NY

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Can only be bought for $10 CDN in Canada on Apple, YT and Google Play.

If you want to see where films are available (or TV) you can use Justwatch.com . I discovered it a while ago, really useful for seeing where things can be viewed.

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Then join /u/Oculus_Orbus for a day’s worth of shitty Star Wars knockoffs at the Dark Side of the Fourth Anti-Celebration. Pretty much every cheapass celluloid cash grab we could get our hands on will be screened, including the classic Hardware Wars! So, if you’ve had it up to here with dorky fans, lame sequels and Disney’s omnipresent marketing monster, then join us on May the Fourth @ https://cytu.be/r/Oculus_Orpheum and lets all give George the finger together!

Here's a region free DVD player but I'm not sure about UK shipping/availability. It would be a good investment if you're into bad movies because you wouldn't have to worry about them ever NOT working haha

Rise of the fellowship. here's the DVd cover - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Rise-Fellowship-DVD-Justin-Moe/dp/B00M97DXB0 Now here's the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePkfnVM6QFI

Yeah. I'm still super-salty about that one.

Yep. Whitney has her own paragraph (as do four other actors).

"I have a history of discovering beautiful and talented actress. After seeing at least 1,000 headshots and hundreds of auditions, I discovered Whitney Moore who did a fantastic job as Nathalie in Birdemic. Nathalie was named in honor of legendary actress Ms. Tippi Hedren. Whitney is a beautiful, gifted and talented actress. I would not be surprised if Whitney is casted in a Hollywood movie and the next hot blond actress!"

It's not my place to put more of the book up, but I do recommend finding it. He refers to 'That Elusive Hollywood Break' quite a bit. It's not worth the $20 it's listed at on Amazon to anyone except me I expect. I think I got my copy from one of his crowdfunding campaigns as I backed both Birdemic 2 (which was made) and 3 (which wasn't, I think the drive raised about $500 total). Check out those Amazon reviews!

Six: The Mark Unleashed used to be on Prime for free, but now is paid. Jeffrey Dean Morgan plays the persecuted Christian. Pretty much the opposite of who he's famous for now, Neegan in Walking Dead. Bonus Baldwin brother for extra bad movie cred!

Check the related movies out, should be a treasure trove for OP.

Have had it on pre-order on Amazon for a couple months. Was scheduled for Oct. 17 originally. I also have Deadly Prey on blu ray pre-order, that comes next month hopefully.

Manos Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B012BD3RNU

Just checked for this on Amazon UK, seems there's a BluRay version but it's not out yet. I love these Mad Max inspired movies.

I'm not sure if you mean you just can't find it on streaming, but Amazon has the VHS for sale for about ten bucks.

Thanks! It's available at last on Amazon!

So awesome to finally be able to direct people to where they can watch it, for years we've been sharing clips/images here and there and always had to be like "hopefully it'll be done in a year...maybe"

The terms of my court order require me to recommend this book to anyone who likes Steven Seagal films.

https://www.amazon.com/Before-Plan-Plans-Outer-Space-ebook/dp/B007XXA2BO/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=1AAIAOQ71IABC&keywords=plan+1-8+from+outer+space+book&qid=1662411213&sprefix=plan+1-8+from+outer+space+book%2Caps%2C110&sr=8-1

>Big Monster on Campus

I think the alt title was "Teen Monster On The Campus", but the one on amazon has all it's reviews in German or something, so I think it's not an English copy.

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That is all I can find on Amazon.

Just for shits n giggles I Googled it and Shout Factory put it out on Blu/DVD in 2014. I guess I wasn't paying attention, haha. Of course, it goes for stupid $$ on Amazon now: https://www.amazon.com/Deadly-Eyes-Bluray-Combo-Blu-ray/dp/B00JJOY45U

He's a fascinating guy though. He came out of nowhere, yet his first ever film (Above the Law) was written and produced specifically as a star vehicle for him. Furthermore, his first four films (Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Marked for Death and Out for Justice) were all stone-cold classics. He's sullied his reputation with the low quality of his later films and his ridiculous manner, but there's no doubt he's a phenomenon.

Further to /u/TheChocolateMelted's comment elsewhere, I'd recommend Seagalogy by Vern to any bad movie fan.

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Here are some of my all-time favorites: https://rateyourmusic.com/list/viker/vikers_essential_schlock/

Some of them aren't necessarily bad movies, but they definitely fall under the exploitation banner.

It was up on YouTube for the longest time, broken into 3 or 4 parts, but I'm not finding them now. There's a really poor quality "full movie" which sounds sped up and is so pixelated I wouldn't even bother with.

justwatch.com US and UK doesn't have it listed on any streaming platform or network. Not sure why someone, somewhere hasn't picked up this gem. I know you can buy the DVD, but as far as streaming I'm seeing nothing.

Kind of a bummer, this was a favorite of mine in the 80s and it aired every year on HBO or Showtime back then.

Edit: Didn't notice til now what sub I was in. This was an AWESOME kids movie for the time. Catchy songs, Mrs. Garrett from Facts of Life and a then completely unknown Fairuza Balk at the title character and the man himself Tim Curry. It was another few years til I was old enough to learn about Rocky Horror, but that just made me love this childhood classic even more.

The Black Holes of Netflix: My friend and I just started a film review podcast, and our concept is similar to that of u/jedibum. We discuss what went wrong with the film and how we think it could have been better. And then we rate the movie on a scale from black hole (avoid at all costs) to supernova (so bad it’s good). https://anchor.fm/black-holes-netflix

Uhhh /r/kungfucinema is leaking. While the quality of this copy isn't the best one, The Five Deadly Venoms is in every Kung Fu movie fans' top five list.

Not to mention it has one of the best Wu Tang Clan samples.

Apparently, it's available on SnagFilms which (according to Wikipedia) is a legit (see: legal) ad-driven site for watching indie films.

http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/jesus_christ_vampire_hunter

Maybe the exploitation stuff? Although I've always assumed that the folks behind these knew they were making hi-fructose garbage.

https://mubi.com/lists/mondo-film-shockumentaries

We tend to have them on Saturdays on the cytu.be and do more announcements on the Discord than here. The 4th I did a Mad Scientist one and here's the upcoming planned ones.

July 11th - Greatest Actors in Their Worst Movies

July 18th - Summer Camp Slashers

July 25th - Virtual Reality

Yes, https://cytu.be/r/Schlockbuster_Video syncs up the video to the same spot for everyone viewing and has a chat room, there's also a couple plugins to install to allow you to watch movies streamed from a google drive.

I'm just going to remind folks that tonight (Aug. 02, 10pm EST, 2am GMT) is also the monthly meeting at The Manhole.

Be there or have a happy and fulfilling life free from the bizarre videos showcased but know that your days might not be as happy as those that have seen the glory of... The Manhole...

Get your motor runnin' and head out on the highway to the palatial Oculus Orpheum for a pair of biker movies that'll make you feel really uncomfortable. The fun starts at 8:00pm CST this Friday night!

Since I don't really care about bad and good movies, when it comes to my collection (I don't seperate them in any way), you can just look here, which of my movies you'd consider bad. I think the list misses a few movies, which aren't on letterboxd, but I also didn't care about adding them, as they are the bad kind of bad.

Then you must get this: https://www.amazon.com/Radioactive-Dreams-Cinema-Albert-Pyun/dp/1078206481/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=radioactive+dreams&qid=1630862736&sr=8-1

I am not affiliated with Justin in anyway, just a fan.

Do yourself a favour and get a copy of:

https://www.amazon.com/Seagalogy-Updated-Expanded-Ass-Kicking-Steven/dp/0857687220/ref=sr_1_1?crid=G87ITNN3BMOZ&dchild=1&keywords=seagalogy&qid=1617964624&sprefix=seagalogy%2Caps%2C230&sr=8-1

The author describes the phases of Seagal's career in great (and very funny) detail.

KOMODO

Amazon.com: Komodo eBook: Schneider, John Lee: Kindle Store

KOMODO by JES86 on DeviantArt

You might like this one. Free on Kindle or Audio Book

Check out A Courtship on Amazon Prime. It's a truly insane documentary about a woman who lets a random Christian family determine the course of her dating life. Massive cringe ensues.

The Nicolas Cage version of Left Behind is on IMDB TV.

Finally got around to watching my "Too Hot for Hell" collection bought from a dollar store many years ago. 4 pretty bad movies, listed most to least enjoyable:

Crystal Force II
Evil Sister
Demonsoul
Bloodbath

Crystal Force II was just enjoyable overall because of the bad acting, effects. Evil sister had the better softcore type scenes, and the other two were just meh.

Amazon link for the set: https://www.amazon.com/Crystal-Demonsoul-Bloodbath-Sister-4-Pack/dp/B0000CEROQ

Ten teenagers party at an abandoned funeral parlor on Halloween night. When an evil force awakens, demonic spirits keep them from leaving and turn their gathering into a living Hell.

You can watch it on Amazon prime

BLACKFISH/WHITE POINTER - Jaws vs Orca novel:

https://www.amazon.com/Blackfish-White-Pointer-John-Schneider-ebook/dp/B08GK1FQ9Y/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=john+lee+schneider&qid=1598288370&s=digital-text&sr=1-1

For the RLM review of this movie, they used the version on:

https://www.amazon.com/Sci-Fi-Invasion-Creeping-Galaxina-Slipstream/dp/B004ZJ9VXY/ref=pd_rhf_dp_p_img_11?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=5QHCR540ZM296CWQKATT

I have this set, and it's WELL worth 10 bucks. Look at the movie listing. There's some grade-A crap on there in addition to ROTOR.

At least the Bonus Features for this version list "WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX with or without VJ Emmie" and 20 bucks for the double feature seem reasonable. Though I recommend buying from their own website. The packages are amazing and always specialized with stickers and other stuff.

Edit: Their own website.

youtube /might/ eat it, but the again, it might not. worst they can do is just take it down!

the converter i used is really just some hunk of junk i got for 15 bucks on eBay 10 years ago. all it needs to be is a vhs to usb coverter. this actually looks like the one i have

This was a weird shoot. 3 days in had to shutdown to re-cast some of the characters.

If you really wanna watch it, this fine film can be found on amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Asian-School-Girls/dp/B00I9ANIC0

Honestly that's why I felt somewhat compelled to post it, because technically the movie leaked online. Who knows, maybe it was by ol Barry's own doing, although rare, it wouldn't be the first time I've heard of a director doing such(musicians too). The actual street date release of this movie is listed as June 30th, lol. Either way I'm buying it so I guess I don't feel like I ripped him off in any case. Btw, since u like the force that is Barry J Gillis, lmao, the Barry J Triple Threat Collection (🤣) is releasing July 21 apparently, totally picking up a copy for the collection, counting down the days status. Worth it for Things on Blu Ray alone, imo. Here's the Amazon listing link in case ur interested for when it releases https://www.amazon.com/Gillis-Triple-Threat-Collection-Blu-ray/dp/B086PMNFB5

He was on a show called American Inventor and was so weird that I had to buy the movie. Here is the clip from American Inventor, but I guess the movie is hard to find. I figured he still had his website. There is one used copy on amazon but it's expensive. There has to be a torrent or something somewhere though.

The movie has been available on DVD since 2013... in a four pack.

https://www.amazon.com/SciFi-Marathon-America-Eliminators-Guardians/dp/B00C7A8WZQ

IIRC, the DVD in this set is the same one from this set. Edit: Yep.

I recall that this movie guide ( https://www.amazon.com/Baked-Potatoes-Smokers-Guide-Video/dp/0385478372 ) put this movie on the list of films that no amount of pot could improve.

I know it's cheating, but here's my 93-minute realization of this very concept: https://www.amazon.com/Fatal-Future-Mitch-Kean/dp/B07DVXJQFB

I used one of these years ago and it was total hell to use. It was okay with small clips, but there were a lot of workarounds you had to do with the audio and stuff like that. A lot of the time it was a pain to get good video, or the audio would be out of sync. I started using a DVD recorder and ripping the files instead of using one of these.

For the past few years I've been using a Hauppauge ImpactVCB-e PCI Express Video Capture Board 1381 which costs ~$50 and includes WinTV capture software which is pretty good. If you have a space in your computer I would definitely recommend an internal capture card. A good card is a whole lot easier and painless to use than a cheap USB one.

Here. Have to rent or buy though

I came to suggest Grave Robbers, which is a really fun game, as you already know. I assume you have at least some of the expansion/sequels? I have Grave Robbers II: Skippy's Revenge, Kung Fu Samurai on Giant Robot Island, and Silent But Deadly Night. I managed to lose my original Grave Robbers, though, godddamnit.

If you're into tabletop rpgs, there's the long out of print It Came from the Late, Late, Late Show and its two supplements. It's a fun, but very flawed rpg. Good luck finding a copy.

Ok, let me explain myself. Like you, I love bad movies. Maybe a little too much. So, naturally, I decided to write a book about them. Some of the funniest times of my life have been hanging out with friends to watch them, and I wanted to create something… out there… so I said "why the hell not?" The goal was to match the aesthetic of a B-movie.

The book stars Gilman, first name unknown. He's disgusting and socially inept. But he means well. In December, 1992, Gilman meets a bunch of bad movie lovers who show him a good time, and it changes his life. Then, they get B-movie-style revenge on any narbo who's ever wronged them. Feel free to check it out on Amazon to find out more.

Download the book here.. Like I said in the title, it's free until January 19. If you do read it, I'd appreciate it if you'd leave an honest review.

This sub has introduced me to so many "works" that have influenced this project, so I sincerely want to give something back. I hope you try it. Thanks!

Edit: Also got mod approval to post this.

Ok, let me explain. Like you, I love bad movies. Maybe a little too much. So, naturally, I decided to write a book about them. Some of the funniest times of my life have been hanging out with friends to watch them, and I wanted to create something… out there… so I said "why the hell not?" The goal was to match the aesthetic of a B-movie.

The book stars Gilman, first name unknown. He's disgusting and socially inept. But he means well. In December, 1992, Gilman meets a bunch of bad movie lovers who show him a good time, and it changes his life. Then, they get B-movie-style revenge on any narbo who's ever wronged them. Feel free to check it out on Amazon to find out more.

Download the book here.. Like I said in the title, it's free until January 19. If you do read it, I'd appreciate it if you'd leave an honest review.

This sub has introduced me to so many "works" that have influenced this project, so I sincerely want to give something back. I hope you try it. Thanks!

That looks like a bootleg DVD. Hopefully it's a good transfer, and hopefully you can play a region 3 DVD. Otherwise, you can find it on Amazon.

I just rented a copy and watched it last night.

Guys, it's free to watch on Amazon Prime. O.o

That movie looks amazing, but the first thing that caught my eye was the title "The Cat" on the front of that DVD is in the same font as "The Room" on the DVD cover of The Room.

Please, let us know if you're able to locate a copy.

There is an Amazon item page for it, but it's currently out of stock. Might be worth keeping an eye on it there, just to see if another one pops up.

I can recommend two books by Vern:

• Seagalogy: The Ass-kicking Films of Steven Seagal.

• Yippee Ki-Yay Moviegoer! Writings on Bruce Willis, Badass Cinema, and Other Important Topics.

A couple of my lesser known favorites.

1. Bail Out - David Hasselhoff / Linda Blair

2. Shaker Run - Cliff Robertson / Leif Garret