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Every game is a trap game
Every person in every other fanbase hates you. Do not take it personal, they hate us cuz they anus.
When we are predicted to go to the Super Bowl, we will barely scrape by and might get into the wild card round only to be crushed by Aaron Rodgers
When we are predicted to be a bottom feeder we will dominate the league
Every game is a trap game
Everyone in this sub hates Dak Prescott
Everyone in this sub loves Dak Prescott
The game threads are a shitshow of horrible analysis and people who aren't understanding what they're seeing
Every game is a trap game

I think that about sums it up.

E: Oh, and go watch every Cowboys related "Football Life". They are fantastic. Other suggested reading: The Last Cowboy. There are some inaccuracies but it covers a really wide span of the Cowboys' history and important names.

This was just posted like 4 days ago and i got one too!

I got you boys.

ExpressVPN

$12 a month. You can log into a server in Dallas and trick your Internet into thinking you are living in Dallas and then you’ll be able to watch the Cowboys play. Download the FOX Sports app and you’ll be good to go.

By the way, here's the call /r/nfl is bitching like a spoiled kid about. Ref picked up the flag for a good reason. But try to be reasonable over there and you might as well walk into a FEMINISTS convention by accident and realize you've got testicles and for that reason alone you're going to get LYNCHED!

Better view Here: https://i.imgur.com/YR15nHD.jpg

The refs we had that game were the most flag happy refs. You can see that here. In comparison to other games they called, they didn't throw nearly as many flags that day. I was surprised we didn't get more penalties on defense because Mo and Carr can really be in the grey areas with how physical they want to play.

I scrolled for a bit and got bored trying to find the post, so I decided I would do it myself. here is a .pdf of the spreadsheet I made. I went through each season from 2015-2019 and recorded the top 10 rushers each season, then filled in their stats for seasons where they didn't place top 10 and took the total. Zeke beat out Todd Gurley by 49 yards, and Gurley has a whole season on our guy. Safe to say we got the best rusher in the league, methinks.

Check out AliExpress. They are Chinese knockoffs but they're all stitched and most of them are really nice. But you have to search for the specific player you want, you can't just search "Dallas Cowboys jersey".

EDIT: Here you go

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Stitiched-High-quality-Dallas-Cowboys-DAK-PRESCOTT-for-mens/32770004538.html?spm=2114.40010708.4.14.Ax1VWR

EDIT 2: Not sure why I got downvoted haha.

If you want to download the video to your computer instead of streaming it (so you can easily skip around, fast forward, and rewind in your favorite video player):

Get past the ad part that OP describes so that the video(s) show on the page. Right click on the video and click "Copy/Get video code/URL".
Look at the bottom right corner of the video.

If it shows the "VK" logo then click here http://www.tubeoffline.com/download-VK-videos.php

If it shows the "mail.ru" logo then click here http://www.tubeoffline.com/download-mailRU-videos.php

...then paste the link you copied into the box and hit go. On the next page hit "Generate", then right click on the button "Save Link As" to save the video file.
It'll take a while to download, so just leave it running in the background.

Enjoy!

>In the finale that year against the Eagles -- a 44-6 loss -- he suffered a rib injury that led to him collapsing in the shower.

http://www.espn.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/109065/a-look-at-tony-romo-playing-through-pain

>Athletic trainer Jim Maurer and his staff rushed into the shower as the locker room came to a near standstill. A stretcher was wheeled in, but Romo was eventually helped to his feet and taken into the training room.

http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2008/12/28/703666/tony-romo-collapses-in-loc

I never trust camp showings, especially for stars like Dez. He's coming off a injury, in a year where injuries absolutely tore our team apart at that. Dez could go out there in a wheelchair and still have his starting job. There's just absolutely no reason for people of his ability to go out there and give 110% on a training day. One wrong move and your done.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/injuries

Check out the amount of injuries versus training camp injuries to stars. It's virtually 0, while the rookies are getting the pounding. Dez is already a tenderized t-bone, the rookies are just getting into the meat packer.

Only one I could find so far

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Stitiched-High-quality-Dallas-Cowboys-Tony-Romo-for-mens/32733272297.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.94.PbmBJG&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_10067_112_10069_110_111_10017_109_108_10060_...

Google Flights is pretty useful in good place to start getting a general idea of tickets, likewise google is also a great place to price the local hotels. I've never been to a game, but I assume stubhub is a decent place to look for tickets.

Edit, and I'm really sorry to hear about your dad. Cancer sucks.

I think also it's because fans have short memories. Even in our marvelous sub, which honestly has some of the most educated fans I've ever been around, we forget our history. Not just the succession of lousy QBs that followed Aikman (Carter, Wright, Leaf, et al.) but also the ones that preceded Aikman--Pelluer, Walsh.

While QB is an important position, no question, fans who don't really study the game tend to over-value the importance of QB to winning.

In /r/cowboys, we're much more understanding of the concepts that teams win based on the strengths of the grunt work.

There was a post on here a while back where someone purchased the full set from Alibaba or Aliexpress. I can't seem to find it, but I think they may have only been around $60-80. The guy who purchased them showed some photos and was really happy with the quality. I'll see if I can find it. I'd like to order them too.

EDIT: Couldn't find the post, but searched on Aliexpress. There are a lot of different sellers.

The first result was 18K Gold Plated for $33.60 with a gift box.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Because of Greg Hardy and Ray Rice, the NFL implemented a 6 game suspension for any domestic abuse offense. It's part of the fucking rules they created because they wanted to create the illusion that they care after Ray Rice.

You start at 6, then decide from the evidence whether games should be added or removed from that total. You don't start at 1 and then retroactively add 5 well after the fact

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2014/08/28/344086996/nfl-lays-out-new-penalty-for-domestic-violence-6-game-suspension

The guy is an unpaid blogger, like quite a few HuffPo bloggers:

(http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/02/12/the-economics-of-blogging-and-the-huffington-post/)

He actually works for a credit checking company:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/ericmarmon

Amateur, ignore him...

Don't ask me how I know this, but

Download an OpenVPN client
Sign up for Private Internet Access or similar VPN $6.95 / month
Connect via your OpenVPN client to England or Ireland. Buy NFL GamePass International (~$185) (this is the cheapest country).
Prior to a game, connect your VPN to England or Ireland.
Stream Live NFL games.

I have it reported to me on good authority that this has worked for the past two seasons.

not true, get a VPN, for example I use Private Internet Access (PIA) . Basically you log into the VPN, pick a European server and then you can buy Gamepass and watch live games (even pay with a US card with a US address). It cost $200 US and I get every game, the nfl network and redzone channel. So every Sunday, you log into the VPN, log into gamepass and go. As soon as you log into gamepass you can disconnect the VPN as it only use the location verification upon sign on. From there you can either watch on your pc or stream to your tv via a chromecast.

check out the /r/cordcutters sub as well but this is the method that I've used for the past few years and have yet to miss a non national Cowboys game.

Ah yes we were talking about tinted glasses. Since you're a big fan of 2014 games I thought you would enjoy their second game against the Eagles, which you can find here http://www.espn.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=400554425

One bad game doesn't mean romo sucked that year. Tinted glasses much lol?

It's worth noting that the first Eagles game was a Thanksgiving game and that Romo had only had 4 days' rest. Also, you seem to have conveniently forgotten what happened two weeks later in Philadelphia.

Sorry to read this you big Nordic badass. Prayers to you and your family on making a come back.

For those who want to know about the disease:

(https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/guillain-barre-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20362793)

He was out in 2015 with Plantar Fasciitis.

Article from November 16th, 2015 about Peyton's partialy torn Plantar Fasciitis.

I don't even think Peyton missed time in 2014. Edit: he didn't.

Who knows where to buy one of these online??? No luck on searching around so far. must have!

EDIT: NFL Dallas Cowboys 60-Inch-by-80-Inch Plush Rachel Blanket, Sky Helmet Design https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0088ANJ2K/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_WxVlub0PM3STV

This is VERY cool--saw the Instagram feed and really dig how you post progress shots to give a glimpse into your process. And that Tyson Punch-Out homage is killer.

To the best of my knowledge, which admittedly is limited in this regard, no NFL team other than this one in the past 30 years has carried 2 kickers simultaneously for any length of time. The issue isn't how much they're getting paid as much as the fact that they're taking a roster spot which could be used other ways. (Danny White, for instance, played QB and punted for years.)

Generally, an NFL team's roster consists of a precarious balancing act between players who can perform and those who are healthy. The idea seems to be that, by dedicating a position to a part-time player such as a kicker, a team isn't utilizing its resources efficiently.

Some years ago, teams' concerns about injuries became so profound that the NFL instituted practice squads, precisely to allow teams more flexibility both in roster makeup and finances.

Also, generally, the opinion has seemed to be that kickers are pretty much a dime a dozen. Offhand I probably could name at least 10 that the Cowboys have used over the years. Luckily I don't have to try, though, as here's a list--at least up to 2005. As you can see, kickers have come and gone quite routinely even before Nick Folk.

As you suggest, though, I think maybe kickers are such journeymen precisely because teams don't want to pay much for them.

You're salty, whiny rant at the beginning of your post is really pathetic. You really have sunken low.

To answer your question I have no idea, I don't know the guy. I don't judge people that I don't know because that seems like the most mature way to evaluate people.

A womanizer is a person that sleeps around... if you're going to use a word you need to know what it means. smfh

http://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/womanizer

Loads of rap videos have strippers in them, yet somehow you're acting like that's some exceptionally rare thing. Perhaps worse, you're implying that because some people assume he did beat his ex that he needs to change his actions due to public opinion. He never talked about Brady's wife so lewdly, she's a supermodel ffs, her living is based on people thinking she's attractive but bc some people think he beat his ex he can't make statements like that.

The word you're actually looking for is misogynist, but then again maybe not, since nothing you're saying is actually misogynist behavior.

I have this same jersey autographed. If you want to save some coin, just buy yourself a display case on Amazon.

It's not a professional job or anything, but it protects the jersey from wear and tear (and UV) all the same. Comes with just a little hanger you can put the jersey on and orient it how you like.

I bought this one: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002H0C9MI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_2XMN2Z7RK5PSJHW9Y2Z1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

$72, put the jersey in and hung it on the wall. Done deal.

The link doesn't work for me either (desktop browser), but I know that if you use RES, you can filter out posts by flair (and other things).

On mobile, I know that the Reddit is Fun app can filter out in the same way.

I think it has to do with the deals the local channels make to get the preseason games. KEYE has the games in Austin, but only broadcast and zero streaming rights, at least that's what I figure as a YouTube TV user. Gonna give this GPS spoofer a shot for the next game, think it's the one u/datazzthough mentioned. Just searching 'fake gps' turns up several apps with that name.

Have both Uber and lyft on your phone plus the dallas yellow cab app:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=digital.dispatch.mobilebooker.YellowCabDallas&hl=en

I think you can make it by 8 easy. Game should be over by 630ish, hour maybe to get to the airport. If you are precheck, look at what gates at DFW have it so you go super fast. You can also pay to upgrade your ticket (depending on who you are flying with) to get through security faster.

gotcha, yea you're right - what I'd read was simply taking part in some practices and with a mere practice squad, etc: http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17964576/dallas-cowboys-qb-tony-romo-takes-11-11-snaps-first-injury

Well I'd love to have super bowl MVP Roger Staubach take over the team but you see old men can't play like they used to. Also this.

Here, I go through these quite a lot. Don't tell her I recommended it.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/DALLAS-COWBOYS-COLLECTIBLE-KLEENEX-STYLE-2-/130357715611

Reddit, you are testing my fucking patience. SUBMIT ALREADY!

Haha i tried to keep an alt this expansion (resto druid as well) but with AP being as crazy as it was I gave up. My main is a priest now and I play all 3 specs raiding wise disc/holy/shadow. I honesty dont do too much outside of that though in the game. If you want to add me on Bnet hit me up! Elmahico#1689

Hey replying to this again!

Found the interview with coach westhoff, it's a really cool listen

https://player.fm/series/the-michael-kay-show/mike-westhoff-12219

His remarks about the fake punt starts at 5:40

I think it originally came from here:

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=spider+2+y+banana+frank+caliendo&FORM=VIRE3#view=detail&mid=EB76F52DF593C2908699EB76F52DF593C2908699

then Frank Caliendo made it popular by saying it when he imitates Gruden.

It’s Amazon my B, nfl shop sells some different ones

Fabrique Innovations NFL Unisex Inflatable Lawn Helmet https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075GPF7X1/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_1MGXBQW6Y8Z02RYKY7BV?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

I just started my podcast about three weeks ago. I've gotten some subscribers and over 230 plays on 8 episodes so far.

You can check out my latest episode The Drive - Dallas Cowboys Addict, Cowboys beat Seahawks!!!! https://anchor.fm/TheDriveCowboysAddict/episodes/Cowboys-beat-Seahawks-e2suko

You can also search for The Drive Dallas Cowboys Addict anywhere you listen to podcasts.

Putting together an article on that now. On average the PSI formula hits at 10-25% better than the average expert ranking of any given year. Hit defined as # of WR 2/3 seasons in PPR Fantasy Leagues. In the mean time check out the Database, filter by class, then by score high to low. https://wordpress.com/post/dynastyguruffblog.wordpress.com/1188

unzips aww yeah girl show me what you got.

But hey one the real,.look up on Amazon the "govee rgbic tv kit". It's normally 80 bucks down to 60.

It's an led strip with a camera that looks at the tv and changes the led colors to match the dominant tv color.

Think Phillips ambilight/hue box, but not 400$ for the box and $100 for the led strip.

Got it last week, is great with movies/tv/games. Couldn't reccomend it more.

For 60 bucks on Amazon right now, it's fantastic.

Govee Immersion TV LED Backlights with Camera, RGBIC Ambient Wi-Fi TV Backlights for 55-65 inch TVs PC, Works with Alexa & Google Assistant, App Control, Lights and Music Sync, Adapter, H6199 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08LVPWQQP/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_g_Z3MSR534Y43EDS1D4B6B

Get a VPN (I use ExpressVPN because they have a Dallas server) and then log into the CBS website with your cable log-in and you’ll be able to stream the Dallas game live. This is how I’ve been catching the non-nationally televised games for the past couple years

I use NFL Game Pass, with NordVPN to trick it in to thinking I'm in Germany (or anywhere that's not the US, really). Every game all the time, replays, game-in-40 etc. Plus historical games if that's your vibe.

Pay via PayPal to avoid their silly rules about paying with US credit cards (it's stupid to assume someone with a US card is IN the US).

I got it when I lived in Germany and have just kept it going since then. All's you really need is Google maps to ID an address that you "live" at.

I guess, in sum, it's kind of pricey (inc. the VPN subscription) but I need the VPN anyway, and I save a buttload not having to go to bars to watch games.

or... you know... https://www.amazon.com/SUPRENT-Clippers-Waterproof-Professional-Adjustable/dp/B08FZYNYFH/ref=sr_1_3?crid=2PDHG65R4R91R&dchild=1&keywords=hair+clippers+for+men+professional&qid=1609233195&sprefix=hair+clippers%2Caps%2C819&sr=8-3

It's a foam brick that you can throw at your TV without busting it. https://www.amazon.com/The-TV-Brick/dp/B01M70HE8N/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=The+TV+Brick&qid=1602235495&sr=8-3 I had one for watching the Cowboys in the 80's

Yes. Look up Astrill VPN or Strong VPN or GoTrusted VPN. Those three are good ones. You pay for this service and then it masks your IP address.

So you would put on a European or Asian IP address on the VPN and this makes the NFL think you are out of the country therefore giving you access to the live games through the foreign gamepass plan.

It's part of their All or Nothing series on Amazon Prime. It's a must watch for any Cowboys fan. You go completely behind the curtain and see what takes place in the meetings and training.

https://www.amazon.com/Team-You-Want-Coach/dp/B07BQM183Z/ref=sr_1_1?s=instant-video&ie=UTF8&qid=1546831629&sr=1-1&keywords=dallas+cowboys+all+or+nothing

In general, I've liked YouTube TV for the month or so I've had it, but I suppose the rights deal the Cowboys made for their preseason games wasn't too forward thinking, so I'm giving this a shot next game to see if I can go without r/NFLstreams this season. As long as it's on the same network as the device doing the streaming, it should let us all be watching in "Dallas."