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You are technically correct, but the entry for "incorrect" would include the adverb form, thus "incorrectly" is still a word in the dictionary. The post never specified top-level entries, only words appearing in the dictionary.

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The best solution is use a third party app. I have no complaints about it at all. Here's a link:

Play store link: Sync for reddit

I use a vetted and open source platform (Private Internet Access) that has gone through code audits.

If I didn't have a trusted source I would likely just build my own vpn exit, or host the torrent server outside my network.

But I'm not the average user. I literally do networking for a living.

I don't personally know the owner of NordVPN (or any other VPN for that matter), however from my research it's like the McDonald's of VPN's. Been around for years and everyone has at least heard of them if not used them. So I do trust them to place the business value of my payments and their reputation to others over selling out my small scale fuckery.

Basically I feel safe enough so long as I keep out of dealings that would bring the CIA to my doorstep. Which is fine, I have no interest in being an enemy of the state.

Sir, I admit your general rule,
That every poet is a fool,
But you yourself may serve to show it,
That every fool is not a poet.

~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge

FYI: rhyme scheme

I'll have to find the reference, but at one time this joke was used so often it almost broke the Internet.

EDIT: sorry, closest I could get is THIS or THIS

also... the joke was darker, like "What's Irish and sits out in the rain?"

Actually, I did. Except that my wordplay came to be in a bunch of flashes!

“In A Flash 2020” is available as a paperback on Amazon as of this morning, and was already an ebook.

Edit: I got a PM asking. He’s the URL: https://www.amazon.com/Flash-2020-Christopher-J-Burke-ebook/dp/B08CWQTYBR Thanks for asking.

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Ah, I know this one. Vegan joke no.2, it's usually found right next to the other vegan joke, the one about how you know someone's vegan because they tell you.

The answer's seitan btw. Watch out who you have mess with though, you sure wouldn't want sietan with this guy

> Proton

Dammit!!!!

I JUST reupped for another year with Astrill yesterday...I like them, and it works best in China (where I used to live and needed it), but shit, I'd have jumped on Proton for sure.

What, you pancake any more of these jokes? How waffle.

Inspired by a 1965 joke book from my late grandfather; the setup is mine, but I borrowed the *pun*chline of a different joke and filed the cereal numbers off.

You have to pay for bad advice and shitty opinions with your time, and air costs money.

I found this Amazon link

The Celery Stalks at Midnight

There's this amazing contraption I purchased on Amazon years ago. It makes grating cheese a breeze! It takes a minute or two to shred a entire block of cheese. I bought it initially because I shredded my thumb knuckle on a manual one and became afraid to use it again after that incident but now I can't imagine doing it the old fashioned way ever again.

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I'm wearing this shirt to my colonoscopy in two weeks

I hope the doc appreciates it

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The south. I've lived in quite a few counties, but the whole Kent, Berkshire band basically.

It certainly appears in the Oxford dictionary http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/draw - point 4.1

I've used it myself, but I often use slightly archaic terms, so it may just be a family thing. I can't say I've ever had need to ask it of another!

I know a friend who tried to subscribe to this one girl using a CC and it was flagged as a fraudulent transaction later on, locking the card for further notice. He didn't know about the card being locked but was informed by his wife, who had to call customer service as to why the card was locked. He's still pretty pissed at onlyfans for not being discrete about their charges unlike Myfreecams. He had to buy his wife the top spec'ed surface studio as a way to apologise for his indiscretions.

So yeah, if you want to check it out, try using https://privacy.com to generate a CC to use anonymously. Don't confuse it with https://private.com which is a very different site and isn't discrete about their charges either.

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Did you by any chance take it from this poorly constructed joke by this girl

https://hinative.com/en-US/questions/5179458

Have to admit you delivered it a lot better. Lol

Ohh you mean she was actually trying to learn how to pronounce them, that'll teach her.

Depends were you are but by law gas stations are required to supply free air if you purchase gas. You just have to go through the hassle of entering in your receipt code or calling them. You used to be able to run in and ask the attendant to turn it in but they are phasing that out. All controlled remotely now.

Unfortunately I have no need to ever buy gas. I also don’t typically carry cash on me, So I just bought myself this travel air compressor. It’s been great!

AVID POWER Tire Inflator Air Compressor, 20V Cordless Car Tire Pump with Rechargeable Li-ion Battery, 12V Car Power Adapter, Digital Pressure Gauge https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CTGM2LD/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_R1N8TGJ0695RZ5S2E2Z8?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

If you liked that joke, you'll love this book! https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.amazon.com/Three-Ninja-Corey-Rosen-Schwartz/dp/0399255141&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjW5qKR98rrAhVhZN8KHZ1PCUkQFjAAegQIDBAB&usg=AOvVaw1f71PsEB4uFln91idkqL4w

Sounds like a butter bell. Do you have one and like it?

If at some point she wants to return those, if the sound isnt working out for her, these are a good place to start and they will still have strong bass which is what people look for with beats:

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I named my tiny software company "spherical soft" for this very reason!

"When you get right down to it, there really isn't any point."

BTW, I have one completely free game on Google play, if any one is interested.