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Modern music still works off the same principles as a lot of classical music. Working largely on a 4/4 time signature, using the Circle of Fifths to determine when things are key compatible (modern day DJs may call it the Camelot Wheel, but it's the same thing). Raising tunes through a half-step (a semi-tone) to instill a sense or urgency into the movement / mix were as well used by Claude Debussy as they are by Armin van Buuren.

If you listen to some classical music, you'll notice how you can strip each of the instruments or sections away from each other and their individual parts sound disjointed ...until they're all put together and they flow into each other. The same is true of the guitar / bass / drums or the melody / bassline / vocals of more contemporary music.

I think they'd get a lot of inspiration from modern stuff.

This version of himself is all about the rape.

And that's the nice version. The other version is like American Psycho where he keeps three butchered vaginas in his gym locker (with a ribbon around his favorite one).

That's some real red pill shit right there. "Uh, if I could stop time I'd get all the poontang..."

We would never figure out the cause. Since everytime a toilet is flushed someone dies 50% of the time (an absolute condition), there can no longer be limitations such as distance. If one person is isloated by X distance, and flushes a toilet, if no one dies because they are not in range, then the outcome everytime a toilet is flushed is false, therefore distance cannot be a limiting factor.

Now we have to figure out how quickly people would be dieing, the quicker it is, the harder it will be to connect the dots.

this website is helpful.

I counted 2.6 million flushes every 10 seconds, this works out to 22.464 billion flushes a day, at 50% survival rate, this is the capacity of 11.232 billion deaths within the first day, higher then the total population of earth, obviously as more people die, less people would be flushing and the death rate would descend pretty quickly, most likely in a logarithmic fashion.

60% of the population uses toilets 40% don't, therefore the possibility that the last surviving person on the planet to have a toilet is 3/5 meaning there is a more then a likely chance that due to the frequency of flushes, availability of toilets to the majority of the population and the high death rate, this would most likely result in a extinction level event.

There are also automatic flushers on many toilets, even if only people without access to flushing toilets survived, they would still eventually be killed off as well, water facilities would never fail as this would all occur within the first day or two.

Edit: we also have the numbers, that 60% of the population has access to toilets, with the average person flushing 5.5 flushes a day, which is 7.125 X .60 X 5.5 = 23.153 billion flushes a day, which corresponds to my previous estimation.

You're talking about a legacy. Preventing that isn't the issue. Killing Kim is the most expedient way to end her career.

career noun 1. an occupation undertaken for a significant period of a person's life and with opportunities for progress.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/career

You could probably build a rudimentary steam engine but I imagine you'd need a significant amount of temporally-relevant funds. I assume that teaching them to build a full steam train with rails probably counts as several inventions?

Strike all of this, a guy DID invent a steam engine in the ancient greek era and nothing came of it. Jigs up boys, everyone back in the pile.

Ahh, I see, I read it backwards! Guess I was kinda sleepy :V

I think the real key here, then, is just buying a lot of expensive stuff that you can pawn off. You're mostly limited by click speed here, you don't want to be doing searching, so you want a big category with a ton of expensive stuff that you have a good chance of being resalable.

I'm sad to see that you can't actually buy cars on Amazon; you can shop for cars, but you get redirected to a different website to buy the car :(

I think I'd focus on audio equipment; just run down the line of premium speakers and amps, grab one of each. Another option, if you're flush with cash to burn, is to focus on collectibles; for example this baseball may be overpriced, but if you can find a few dozen things like that in fast succession, you'll probably end up coming out way ahead anyway.

Easy.

You didn't specify a national currency, so I'll just get on Amazon and buy as many 100-trillion Zimbabwean dollar notes as I can afford. 100 questions to a god for just over 200 USD? Total bargain.

A $2000 Amazon gift card.

It would be even better if they had gold ingots. I'd buy their biggest one. But they don't sell them. Their coins are all ripoffs.

They sell more expensive stuff, but it would be harder to get a real return on it. One such item is this house: valued at $100k.

I imagine there's a exhaustive edition somewhere. (Edit: Like this)

The contribution to our vocabulary alone, due to Truffula seeds, Boomeroos, the Grinch, the Lorax, and all those other words, is quite difficult to fathom. XD