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Get OOSU10, it's a free tool that lets you manage all the junk in Win10 and educates you about it too. I've disabled Cortana, web search, all ads, involuntary program installation, forced updates, all telemetry data and so much more with that in minutes.

E: Thanks for my first gold! I try to promote this any time I can, it's a lifesaver.

E2: Link

FAQ:

• I'm not good with computers, will I brick my machine?

That's fine, everything has a simple on-off button with a detailed description of what each change does and a disclaimer on any potential side effects. It even has one-button presets if you don't want to read.

• What if I don't want to disable X?

The tool has dozens of different inputs, you get to choose exactly what stays and what goes. No blanket bans here.

• Can I still update my PC if I disable forced updates?

Yes! Combined with setting your connection as metered, the update process will become similar to Win7. My computer gives me a notification when it can't automatically download updates, I give it the go-ahead to download, and update on shutdown when I choose to. No timers or nag dialogs.

• Is it a virus?

Nope! It doesn't even require installation, it's under a megabyte and it's developed by a reputable German software corp.

• Will Win10 revert the changes over time?

~~Not in my experience. I've had my setup going since the app came out with zero changes.~~ E3: Possibly! I just installed the latest major update and some of the settings had changed. Therefore it's good to check the tool after each major update.

My solution was to create "KILLALLHEATHENS.bat" which would delete the download folder for the Windows 10 updates once a day.

EDIT: Ok guys there seems to be a lot of demand for this, so I'll put some instructions here, but first I'd like to mention that regularly scheduled updates are important, I only created this due to the update process trapping my computer in installation hell for hours every time I rebooted, and also a shoutout to u/TrucksAndCigars, who likely has a better solution here made by qualified people. Only continue if you trust the wisdom of a 1337 scriptkiddy highschool junior from r/Jokes.

The following tutorial is created by a total n00b

1. Open Notepad

2. Insert the following text

set folder="C:\WINDOWS\SoftwareDistribution\Download" cd /d %folder% for /F "delims=" %%i in ('dir /b') do (rmdir "%%i" /s/q || del "%%i" /s/q)

1. Save as a .bat file

2. Right click computer, and select manage

3. Select the task scheduler under the "System Tools" dropdown

4. Select "Create Task"

5. Fill out the "General" page as desired

6. Go to the trigger page and add a trigger to start the process as frequently as desired.

7. Select actions and click "add action" and "start a program"

8. Select your batch file, save the task, and enjoy your spooky homebrew h4x

I'll take that as a dare :)

I got a message from mods:

> When people of a specific gender are made the butt of a joke - in this instance 'divorced men' - it is sexism. Hope that clears things up.

I own it. The name literally means "crippled girls". I would highly recommend it. I currently have 63% completion of EVERYTHING. The story and characters are interesting, the music is good, the graphics are good, the every story has parts with feels, I have no complaints other than how much time I've spent on it. 10/10 Five Star

Download link on the games site.

I was working in tech startups five years ago and EVERYONE monitors that at that level of detail

There are entire businesses that just make analytics packages for that, one line of code and video scrubbing data is all yours

https://www.fullstory.com

The smallest one person businesses, to small venture backed startups, to Facebook to Pornhub, they all have and have had very easy ways of monitoring everything

And then they trade that data to the service that said it wasn’t monitoring you

and that was half a decade ago

we used to joke about how this would eventually be in some conspiracy documentary by some passionate college kid on Netflix in 2025. But like most of those, just normal industry practice!

"Japanese" is correct for a gender nuetral singular noun, even though it sounds odd. "I was speaking to a Japanese the other day and he said konichiwa," is fine.

Here is a good example in source: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/japanese

Here's a similarly... quirky story:

>On Saturdays, Dr. Dena Coleman and her husband Gordon claim they are imprisoned in their condo because the landlord went and installed a motion-sensing security light to save energy and money. As Orthodox Jews, they say triggering the light violates a Sabbath rule, so they sued.

Reminds me of a cut Blazing Saddles line.

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Blazing_Saddles#Dialogue

>Lili von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted? [sound of zipper opening] Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

>[response omitted from final cut] Bart: I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're suckin' on my arm!

It also allows you to become a slave if convicted of a crime.

>Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

This has led to mass incarceration in the US where prisoners toil away for pennies a day making products for stores like J C Penny.

Watch 13th on Netflix.

Exactly. Females should get no special treatment in business, including politics. It's getting to a point where there is sexism towards men. It's about equality, putting one sex over another. Yes, I am a female. Yes, I am a feminist. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/feminist (in case anyone has been using "urban dictionary" and doesn't know what it really means).

Sorry- I know this is /r/jokes and not really a place for politics but it needs to be said.

> One of the stories told about such advocacy: There was once an ignorant wagon driver who was busy greasing his wagon's axles and wheels while praying wrapped in his Tallis and Tefillin. This ridiculous sight might have caused some to laugh and jeer or others to admonish him with indignation. However Rav Levi Yitzhak grew excited at the sight and declared heavenwards "Master of the World! Ribbono Shel Olam, gaze upon your nation Israel, see how they are so attached and connected to you! Even with they are fixing their wheels and greasing their axles they do not forget about you!" (Toldos Kedushas Levi Munkacz 6:87)

http://www.geni.com/people/Rabbi-Levi-Yitzchak-Derbaremdiker/6000000001633520297

Literally a centuries old repost (he was born in 1740).

sure, its more the any color part he seems to have a problem with

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/11/politics/immigrants-shithole-countries-trump/index.html

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/01/15/opinion/leonhardt-trump-racist.html

It's more like they check to be sure the things actually are kosher. Especially when it comes to fish, there's a LOT of forgery on what fish you are getting, and some of the common substitutes aren't kosher fish.

It's a story where he convinced a stupid person something stupid. That probably did happen. I convinced someone in college that the book I was reading, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, was about Malcolm the 10th of Scotland, the black last king of Scotland, who the Forest Whitaker movie The Last King of Scotland was based on. People will believe things if you sell them convincingly.

Yeah you're aerosolizing the chicken slime.

Chicken slime usually contains camplyobacter. Like nearly 75% of the time.

So unless you then cook as though everything you own is a potential source of food poisoning it's not recommended. Luckily you need a rather large amount of camplyobacter to get ill so you'll likely get away with it. Until you don't and you're all bloody diarrhoea and guillian barre.

"I have trouble getting along with my father, he's such a man's man you know, he lives his life by all these rules that I can't possibly live by, like he believes you should always fight fire with fire, which is a horrible way to live your life. Well cause he's a firefighter. And he was fired"

Bo Burnham

J.Coles - Chaining Day on YouTube

After listening to the lyrics I tend to agree with you but it does have this reference to slavery.

> So don't take my Chains from me
> Cause I chose this slavery

Yup! Keepass is one such manager, which stores everything offline: https://keepass.info/

Obviously if anything happens to your password database, and you aren't backing it up, you lose all your passwords.

You did the math, I did the graph.

Edit: Feel free to edit or comment my code. I am new to time series analysis with python. Love it. Thought, this could be a quick exercise.

I wondered why your second line of verse seemed "off" to me... and then I realized by the order of your order of your adjectives, that it must be your <em>opinion</em> that 45 has tiny hands.

I definitely would have written "two tiny hands" because it's a fact... alternative or otherwise.

The famous mime and actor Marcel Marceau released an LP called The Best Of Marcel Marceau. It's 40 minutes of silence followed by applause.

https://www.discogs.com/Marcel-Marceao-The-Best-Of-Marcel-Marceao/release/2049955

Idk, man. Depending on the party, I might give those odds to the rug.

So, first, let's call this what it is. It's not a mimic as people keep suggesting. It's a rug of smothering.

Given that the text said all characters were caught in it, it's obviously modified and WAY more dangerous. Then assuming any character does break free, all the rest share damage dealt by that character with the rug 50/50 (split it how you will among the PC's). Add to that the 5-15 bludgeoning damage each turn inside the rug? I mean, the caster is dead for sure.

There's a reason there's this much unclaimed treasure in this room.

A very similar poem called The Chaos was written in in 1870 and is freely available in audio form on LibriVox as read by Hannah Dowel who has an utterly drop-dead SEXY blue-blood English accent.

Here are the results of a study done by the NCP with a sample size of 2,500. Its results are in the table below:

Because men are more impatient than women, 36% of them did not find a parking space in an ample amount of time, since they drove too quickly through the parking lots, consequently missing spaces. More women had a good or very good pre-parking pose than men did, and more women chose to back into parking spaces, which is the parking method preferred by driving instructors. Women did take, on average, 5 seconds longer to park than men. 56% of women chose to reposition their cars after they parked, while only 29% of men did. These are the only two categories where men scored higher than women. Women had the best final parking position. When all of these factors were weighted, women scored 13.4 points out of 20, while men scored 12.3 points out of 20. Women parked better than men in this study.

My work network does it automatically, but at home I pay like 40 a year or something through Private Internet Access. I am on mobile so I don't want to mess around with a link, but you can Google it. I shopped around and that one looked the best

Well, there were no locomotives as far as I know, but that term is quite a bit more general than how we tend to use it.

Ever hear of a wagon train?
Wedding gown train?

It's been in use since the early 14th century.

uTorrent has a murky history. They were bought out by BitTorrent about a year after the bitcoin shenanigans. Only the older file version, such as 2.0.4, are "safe".

Regardless, it's best to use an open source torrent client such as qBittorent or Deluge.

It's actually more common these days for employers to match contributions 100% (up to 6% of your salary).

> A study released [in 2013] by the benefits consultant Aon Hewitt says that the most common 401(k) employer match is now dollar-for-dollar for the first 6 percent of income that an employee defers. Nineteen percent of the more than 400 employers that Hewitt surveyed offered that match, up from 10 percent in 2011. Previously, the most common match was 50 cents on the dollar.

http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2013/11/401-k-employer-match-dollar-for-dollar/index.htm

Dinesh: You know who else is Canadian? Justin Bieber. The Hitler of music.

Dunn: Hitler played bassoon. So technically Hitler was the Hitler of music.

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Silicon_Valley_(TV_series)#Articles_of_Incorporation_.5B1.03.5D

What do you base that on? From what I can see, there were two parents with criminal history. And about 80% of the children were reunited with their families.

NOI antisemitism is an actual problem, that has actual real world consequences. This problem can be solved, but the first step to solving it is to stop pretending it doesn’t exist.

> The PRC's navy is decrepit, and they have no expeditionary capability - no operational aircraft carriers with which to project power. One American carrier strike group (of which there are have eleven) could crush The PRC navy.

You, like most, ignore the fact that while Phalanx CIWS, Metal Storm, and other similar systems can reliably take out Exocet-style missile attacks, there is no protection from ballistic missiles. Almost everyone pretends this isn't a factor. It is. Without the big, bad carrier groups, the US's "force projection" is essentially nil, a hedgehog armed to the teeth with nukes but no way to deploy beyond its borders.

And China is very good at ballistic missiles, so good that they showed extended video of the test-firing of a 14,000 km range ICBM with MIRV ability.

F-22s are nifty, but they're hardly undefeatable, and that's not even taking into account their painfully short range, something RAND did take into account in 2008 when their study concluded the F-22 would only play a minor role in any conflict with China; nearby bases would be rapidly shut down by medium-range ballistic missiles (MRBMs) and distant bases would rely upon vulnerable aerial refueling tankers.

That's not even getting into the problems we think we know about with China potentially crippling or back-dooring chips, much like the U.S. did to the Soviet Union.

The U.S. cannot afford to get into a war with China.

The Straight Dope has been published since 1973. It was syndicated column before it was a website, but has been published online since 1996

> he held up two fingers to poke my eyes out, and I held up one, to block 'em!

I know I've heard this somewhere before.

edit - that was easy

Sheesh, what'd you guys do on the west coast to piss off the gas price gods?! I just looked more specifically at San Diego on Gas Buddy and I see prices from as low as $2.35 all the up to $3.89! All of Calfornia and most of Washington are just bit red splotches on that map. Even Chicago maxes out around $2.40 and they used to be about the highest in the country.

"Only people on the other team are evil. Nobody on my team is racist or hateful in any way."

You know how stupid this sounds? Why don't you watch this video of unfiltered audio from Trump rallies and get back to us.

https://www.nytimes.com/video/us/politics/100000004533191/unfiltered-voices-from-donald-trumps-crowds.html

But I'm sure you won't watch this because you'd rather go on pretending nobody on your squad sucks. All meanies are liberals.

People kill babies or their babies die from accidents, illness, violence etc ALL THE TIME. Dead babies are not an absurdity they are very very real. Especially if you do not live in a first world country. If your baby boy died from a disease or was miscarried I bet dead baby jokes would hurt you just like a rape joke might hurt a rape victim.

EDIT: Wow, I was unaware of this but 20% of known pregnancies end in miscarriage. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pregnancy-loss-miscarriage/symptoms-causes/syc-20354298

Arch Linux. I've just spent the last 15 hours working on both my rigs and an hour battling the console to get a Bluetooth speaker working (first time working with Bluetooth anything, don't judge).

It's from a short animated called World of Tomorrow (Netflix link) by Don Hertzfeldt, the same person who did the Rejected cartoon.

Well, actually...

>Definition of agnostic

>1 : a person who holds the view that any ultimate reality (such as God) is unknown and probably unknowable; broadly : one who is not committed to believing in either the existence or the nonexistence of God or a god

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/myths-about-transition-regrets_b_6160626 Article about transitioning regrets. Look under point 3 :)

Poor is a physical quality in an appearance description, young describes age. They should indeed be swapped. Source

Well, while I can understand that, I would like to say that I'm specifically addressing native speakers that upvoted that comment (it wasn't meant for you at all, in other words).

I admittedly can't see the whole range and variety of people that drove it to the top, but I'd bet real money that the vast majority of them should have known better. According to this source, at least 62% of reddit's traffic comes from countries in which English is the primary language. I strongly doubt that the majority of those upvotes came from people that speak English as a second language -- there would have had to have been a majority of first-language-English-speakers driving it to that pinnacle. Even they should have enough Internet savvy to open up Google and look it up for themselves, to boot.

"Bereave" may not be a verb for daily use, but it's common enough that it's something most English-speaking adults should have been exposed to dozens of times before they left high school. "Bereavement Leave" is something that many working Americans have to take at some point in their life, for example (much like "Maternity Leave" and such), when a relative passes on.

The surprise all comes from that there was enough native speakers who apparently didn't know what it meant to drive that particular comment to the tippy-top. Again, this is NOT a particularly advanced or uncommon word, so ... it made me blink.

I took a glance through your comment history, by the way, u/idosc (forgive me, I was curious). I take it that you're Israeli? Here's your chance to bash on American education. ;-)

A winch works too.

If you're borderline illiterate, perhaps you shouldn't be engaging in pedantry when it comes to language.

Age is a synonym for period, so although "the age of puberty" in the title is certainly awkward, there's no reason to be offended by it because the meaning is completely clear.

But if you're going to complain, it's best not to include the far more offensively incorrect claim that "[a]ge is not something other then [sic] a number".

> fertillity or fertilly

The word you're looking for is fertility.

> but aparently you so god daim dense that your brain cant even prosses that

apparently

you're

damn

process

Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!

Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocelot

You have full control on what you want to load/show. Definitely worth trying. You might need a little time, if you want to use the advanced features. The documentation is quite useful. For the different modes, have a look here.

Adblock Plus however has their own whitelist they force on you. I don't know if that still holds, but they used to let ads through for companies that paid them to do so.

"bad"

In the top 10, as far as averages go (source).

Second in rankings when it comes to Chess Olympics after the Soviets (source).

Low-effort joke from you

Surprised to see Francistan and Germanistan rank so high though.

So... Is wordreference US pronounciation for &quot;dance&quot; wrong? If not, then your pronounciation of &quot;sain&quot; is wrong (the wordreference pronounciation is not perfect here, sounds like an English person speaking, but it's still ok).

I'm living in a country that doesn't seem to particuarly like him.^^

Reddit is majorly US, at least a lot of the conventional politics discussions create that image. Just googled:

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/reddit.com

https://www.similarweb.com/website/reddit.com#overview

More annecdotally, many US posters IE don't even know the european (apparently canadian too) definition of liberalism is quite different from the US. Yet it is a common theme, you see constant arguments about and by US (social) liberals. So there weren't even enough non-US redditors to really clear up the confusion about matters as basic as this.

If you weren't aware, SteamLeft does just that.

If you want to check the overall value of your Steam library, there's a database for that too.

> 2) make trade deals/ laws that suit our country

Hah. It will probably work out more like this...

https://youtu.be/O37yJBFRrfg?t=1m25s

> 5) stop control by unelected undemocratic EU corporations that nobody can even name

Do you vote for individuals in the UK or for a party?

> 1) claim back our £10bn net subsidy/ charity to the EU project to spend as we wish

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/jun/24/brexit-big-blow-to-uk-science-say-top-british-scientists

RemindMe! 3 years "How is science funding doing in the UK."

The literal definition of a Palindrome is &quot;a word, phrase, or sequence that reads the same backward as forward, e.g.&quot;

"Nothing" spelled backwards needs to spell out exactly "Nothing" in order to be a palindrome, as opposed to "Gnihton".

The 2 word thing was kind of confusing, but what I meant was that Palindromes could also be full sentences, so saying "Nothing gnihton" is technically a palindrome, albiet a lazy one.

"Racecar" works because if you flip the letters around so it's backwards, it reads the word "racecaR" still.

Sorry, I'm dragging. The point is, the word Nothing spelled backwards isn't Nothing, therefore it's not a palindrome.

Funfact: Duck dicks can be crazy proportionally big and weird spirally.

Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/duck-penis-unfurled

(12 sec video, content is exactly what you expect from the link)

Edit: Great. He deleted his comment- Now I'm just the weird fuck posting duck dick videos in r/Jokes.

Fun fact: you're wrong.

Fist cousin twice removed is either:

Your grandparent's first cousin

OR

Your first cousin's grandchild

Source: https://lifehacker.com/second-cousins-once-removed-and-more-explained-in-1661572056

Oh, you're rounding?

According to my calculations, if the minutes hand and hours hand are worth the same, the most hands-down time is 389.795 minutes after 12:00, or 6:29:47.7 (or, of course, 5:30:12.3).

However, if we give each hand a different weight, the answer might be very different! Not to mention the seconds hand, which I didn't even include.

Feminism: the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes.

You may have a valid point however this is the definition I was basing my argument on.

i am not trying to change words. however, it is a trait of languages in general that they evolve over time (for example, the word "awesome" used to mean something closer to the word terrible). likewise, the term gender wasn't used in reference to living creatures at all pre-1955. the word was first introduced into our nomenclature in its current usage by John Money, a psychologist that was a pioneer in the field of gender studies. it is a tad ironic that you use the term in attempts to discredit exactly what he was working to legitimize.

merriam websters: the behavioral, cultural, or psychological traits typically associated with one sex.

Edit: since you brought it up, global warming didn't exactly become climate change. the concept of climate change existed before the idea of human-caused global warming was en vogue. not to get into a debate regarding either, just another example of the fluidity of language.

Natalie Portman is 5'3".

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/petite

You're on the fucking internet. What kind of arrogant asshole is so convinced they're right that they won't take 30 seconds to confirm it?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/11/us/tennessee-abortion-crime.html?_r=0

Texas/Tennessee -- same thing. Backward Southern states.

"A Tennessee woman jailed for more than a year after trying to use a coat hanger to abort her 24-week-old fetus pleaded guilty on Monday to one felony count in exchange for her immediate release from jail.

The woman, Anna Yocca, 32, sought medical care at a hospital after attempting the at-home abortion in September 2015, according to National Advocates for Pregnant Women, an advocacy group that helped with her defense. She was later arrested and was initially charged with attempted murder. Under an agreement reached with prosecutors, she pleaded guilty this week to attempted procurement of a miscarriage and was given credit for time served. and once said during the presidential campaign that women who have abortions should be punished.

“This case sends a dangerous message,” said Lynn M. Paltrow, executive director of National Advocates for Pregnant Women, who called the prosecution of Ms. Yocca “a misuse of the existing criminal law system.”

LPT: Get some flexible plastic laundry baskets and keep them in your car. They are perfect for carrying several of those small plastic bags the stores use now. I discovered this by accident when I bought one for my laundry and several other items. I wound up using it to carry in all the other stuff I bought. And at $6 for each, they are inexpensive. They even stay flexible in very cold weather.

• A flattened structure of a higher plant, typically green and blade-like, that is attached to a stem directly or via a stalk. Leaves are the main organs of photosynthesis and transpiration: "many of the trees had lost their leaves" From Oxford

I'm not confusing the terms, because I'm not using "instantaneous" as it's used in calculus. I am literally using it to say the calculation computes the result in no time. &Delta;t = 0 seconds. Despite my reluctance, I still used the word, because there aren't many words that can substitute in casual parlance.

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/instantaneous

See? Not many options for synonyms.

Anyway, back to the topic.

> Viewing a continuous process as consisting of individual steps is precisely what is wrong with the original “paradox”.

Which means you're altering the description of the problem. The calculus solution is modeling a moving real world object by finding the limit at the destination point. A model is a simplified version of reality used for the purposes of making predictions and understanding properties of the object.

Yes, this problem cannot be solved by mathematically computing every incremental step, however there is another way to do the calculation and that's by using the object itself. The motion of the real object computes the destination time and position by arriving there. It's comparable to using an analog clock to compute time.

The object arrives at the destination in a finite amount of time by passing every point between the start and finish. When it arrives at the destination it will have computed the result by incrementally computing every step in a finite non-zero amount of time. Zeno's paradox says this can't happen, thus the paradox.

When you use calculus to solve the problem, you're solving the problem by using a continuous function, but the problem is not continuous. It's discrete.

Whether or not space, time, and motion are discrete is still unknown, but if they were, it would solve this problem.

And yes, I took the full gamut of university calculus courses.

Apparently most US accents pronounce "khaki" with a short 'a' ("cacky") rather than a long 'a' ("car key"). There are recorded clips of both pronunciations here.

"サンキュー" (sankyuu) is actually a common, informal way to say "thank you" in Japanese. Exactly as you might guess, it directly comes from the English "thank you."

More fun, because it is so common, it is understood as Japanese. Saying it with a native English speaker's accent ("thank you" vs "sahn kyu") will likely interrupt the flow of conversation and not be recognized immediately if the rest of the conversation was in Japanese.

There are a lot of foreign words used like this in Japanese, just like in English we have words like rendezvous (which is close but not the same as pronounced with a French accent, especially on the r sound, just like "sankyuu" is especially off on the th sound). Language is neat!

EDIT: Adding link.

Forget the right wing shit, I don't care about that or your paranoia.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/fascism?s=t

The rest of the definition is all I care about and now you want to make it into a full blown conspiracy, completely change the topic, and you (lol) seriously think I'm some agent for Google and Merriam Webster trying to spread lies.

Now what will you make up since I linked to a different website that pleases your biases? This is just a cover for being a Google drone, huh? Oh man, you sure got me.

There actually was pregnant barbie doll. She had a removable stomach that could fit a baby. I owned them once upon a time. I think there was a controversy over it because it implied Barbie and Ken had SEX (le gasp!) https://www.ecosia.org/images/?q=pregnant%20barbie%20doll#id=4F6B25D96CAB9A4D0C9822CB534B733BAA99A94E

I kinda feel bad for the guy that guilded him

I actually highly doubt that your loans counted as income. do you report your loans on your 1040 as taxable income?

https://www.healthcare.gov/income-and-household-information/income/

http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc421.html

I just checked my state's MA handbook, it education assistance can only be counted in very certain cases and only if that income is used for non-educational stuff

here is what it is in my state's handbook

Money that is given to help with costs of education that is not excluded is counted as unearned income.

55 Pa. Code § 181.123(2) 55 Pa. Code § 181.262

The following fees and expenses can be deducted from total income:

Tuition.

Mandatory fees.

Books and expenses related to a student’s studies.

School housing and meal costs.

Child care and transportation costs if the student is not living in college housing and needs these to attend school.

to be eligible for Medical assistance your income would have to be under 133% of the fpig which is about 15k

so, unless you took that 40k and spent 25k or more on educational costs... you'd be eligible for medicaid.

hell man, what state do you live in... because I can promise that either the worker did it wrong, or you didn't use your available deductions

even then. if you deducted properly your income would be well below 40k. if you just halved your income(costs such as fees, costs and tuition) to 20k, your premium would be under 100$ for even the good plans.

I'm always dumbfounded that there are all these little intricacies to verb tenses that I couldn't explain to someone if my life depended on it, even as a native speaker of 30 years. It just happens, and most of the time it's correct, just because it sounds strange if it's different.

Not related to verb tenses, but there was something I read about adjective order being very consistent among English speakers, too, and I know for a fact I was never taught it. I'll edit if I find it again.

Edit: Opinion, size, quality, shape, age, color, origin, material, type, purpose.

It's called variously the Swedish model or the Nordic model (not to be confused with the economic model of the same name), and it's really not as great for sex workers as it says on the label. The most obvious flaw is that the types of clients skews towards those who are already criminals, putting workers at greater risk.
It also has the effect of suppressing the market for sex work, starving workers of income. The practical effect of this is when you're trying to make rent, maybe you don't turn down the sketchy client you otherwise would.
It's been heavily covered by sex worker advocacy groups.

$ ghci -XExistentialQuantification GHCi, version 8.0.2: http://www.haskell.org/ghc/ :? for help Prelude> data Foo = forall a. Foo a Prelude> ignorefoo f = 1 where Foo a = f

<interactive>:3:23: error: • My brain just exploded I can't handle pattern bindings for existential or GADT data constructors. Instead, use a case-expression, or do-notation, to unpack the constructor. • In the pattern: Foo a In a pattern binding: Foo a = f In an equation for ‘ignorefoo’: ignorefoo f = 1 where Foo a = f

Thank you! I found it, I get it now, it's like Borat chosing Kazakhstan because nobody's heard of it, lol.

BTW some of our nicest minivans were produced there, and many more stuff. Many of our historical/fantasy movies were filmed in Riga, because it looks entirely old-European (old Hansa city-state); as for Jurmala, it was the poshest sea resort town with the best jazz clubs (where our most popular pop-jazz composer was based, and some singers), also because of that they held the pop song contests there.

Now, Latvia is a very popular place to emigrate / create a "landing pad" for opposition activists or businessmen; my favorite news outlet, Meduza, simply operates from Riga (after their kickass editor-in-chief was fired by her bosses, presumably under political pressure, and her whole editorial crew followed).

I just watched a nifty video that explained why you shouldn't blow in your cartridges.

I can't find it, but I found this

In short, it does not actually do anything, the pins usually just aren't aligned, but simply the act of taking it off the console, realigns them. Blowing in them gets the moisture from your breath on the pins, which causes them to age quicker :'( thus be rendered useless one day, sooner.

That's like a Jimmy Carr joke, You know when you've gone for a girl that's a bit too young when you've got to make the train noise to get your cock in her mouth.

Here's one called &quot;The Longest Science-Fiction Short Story Ever Told&quot;

we are talking about roulette. but in english, when someone says they have a shot at something, such as a shot of winning in roulette, they are talking about their chances.

see definition 6: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shot

x-to-x is a way, in gambling, to express odds or payout. but the inclusion of the word shot, without exception, means he is referring to odds.

For the most part, people are giving thier passwords in a public forum. Now I understand that with no context it's practically impossible to track down someone on here and find thier wifi hotspots or wireless router. But, because of the lack of context, it's highly likely that the passwords people are putting on this thread are actually real passwords. This provides a lot of insight into how we as humans use passwords behaviorally. All of the passwords I've seen posted are very easily crackable passwords. My point behind this is that when we have a false sense of security, we will provide any amount of information to anyone.

With all of that being said. Pick a handle, look at past comments, posts and replies. Google the handle. In less than an hour I'd be willing to say you'd be able to say what state or even town that someone lives in.

TL;DR Don't post passwords publicly, use strong passwords. https://howsecureismypassword.net

> He stated to consider the distinct terms k!+2, k!+3.

Yeah, up until k!+k - which makes it a range (or I suppose more accurately a set containing all the integers within a particular range). The way I said it is equivalent to the way he said it, but I think a little clearer since you're less likely to accidentally consider the terms k!+2, k!+3, etc. if they're greater than k! + k (as /u/rendleddit did).

> And I dont think it makes sense to say a range is empty.

We'll have to agree to disagree on that then. I think it's perfectly fine for a range to be empty. Funnily enough part of the stuff I've been doing at work lately has involved dealing with ranges and today I was demonstrating how ranges work to a colleague in Python, and Python seems happy with the concept of empty ranges. In fact, if you express what I said in Python code it works exactly as you'd expect it to. It might just be a matter of personal opinion, though - not entirely sure if there's any official word on whether "empty ranges" are considered valid or not.

Edit: Actually I'll settle at the condition "k >= 0" since k! is undefined for k < 0, and Python just conveniently pointed that out to me with a nice little error message when I tried k=-1.

This sounds like a shit ton of work for something that NordVPN does with its service. It can forceclose or pause (cant remember, been a minute) your torrent application whenever the VPN loses signal or disconnects for whatever reason.

A friend of mine uses "Private Internet Access" and he has never had any issues with the law. And he downloads a LOT of stuff. I don't know if that means it works, but I think it certainly keeps you much safer. And it's only like $3 monthly and fairly user friendly. If you are going to enter the pirate world, you CANNOT do so without protection. It is much too high a risk.

I'm referring to the book The Millionaire Next Door which is what a lot of the above comments are based on. I never said having a million in assets transfers into living the rich life. As I said above wealth does not mean high income or high consumption. Many other millionaires, like you claim to be, have very similar behaviors to you. They drive older cars, buy normal clothes and save/invest wisely. You insinuated on that guy's comment that the millionaires in his neighborhood probably don't own their homes still. I stated most likely they do.

Here's one of the books (though I don't know how old it is): http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Dead-Baby-Joke-Book/dp/1461150914 ......There were a bunch of dead baby joke books published in the 80s.

And ... dead-baby-joke.com ... ;-).

there are lots of different baits that click, rattle, etc in an effort to attract bait. Does it work? Some say yes, some say no. Greg Myerson certainly thinks they do.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0399244913/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1/189-3270753-7352550?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&amp;pf_rd_r=0SG8X2N5NCJ85EWG46RR&amp;pf_rd_t=201&amp;pf_rd_p=1944687682&amp;pf_rd_i=1592402038

That's more or less not possible. It is in the nature of the relationship, not the people.

So, while being careful about who you choose, be even more careful about how you let that relationship shape up. And be aware that no matter what you do, there will always be a tension, because the interests do not line up.

I have had two stepmothers and my father has been in several relationships, and I've seen this stuff unfold over a 30-year period since my parents started splitting up. And I'm not saying not to get a new partner - just be aware that your new partner's self-interest and your children's self-interests will diverge much more than the self-interests of biological parents and their children.

Relevant: https://www.google.com/search?q=matchstick+art&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;hl=en&amp;tbm=isch&amp;source=og&amp;sa=N&amp;tab=wi&amp;ei=cMHuTo-TMMaEgwffz5DkCA&amp;biw=1087&amp;bih=6...

and for the low-info crowd or the quibblers:

https://books.google.com/books?id=Wu86sK4ZqlgC&amp;pg=PA22&amp;lpg=PA22&amp;dq=brucha+yiddish&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=HUd1aW1082&amp;sig=WpDGO_sa5ATdC73wu_JW0N9mGgw&amp;hl=en&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=5AlEVf7ZKcyfNpGngYAK&amp;ved=0CCYQ6AEwAQ#v=onepage&amp;q=b...

https://books.google.com/books?id=dcCFBAAAQBAJ&amp;pg=PA284&amp;lpg=PA284&amp;dq=Russian+combat+troops+Vietnam&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=4ZG3sbGg11&amp;sig=5cCy4_8qunEl18Flv1gFerdSKJo&amp;hl=en&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=tAg0VeacBsfjsATCl4HYDw&amp;ved=0CDEQ6AEwB...

Also, Russian troops were manning anti air defenses. Cuba also played a small role in combat, as they did in multiple theatres.

Without these troops from China and Russia, and without these outside supplies, north Vietnam would have collapsed. They still almost did, post Tet.

A) &quot;lose&quot; can be used to mean &quot;cause loss of&quot; as well, in which case my use is acceptable. I think you are the one in need of some English lesson.

B) By your logic, all non-native speakers of English are Twilight fans?

I recommend reading the about section of the site, followed by the FAQ section, then. It's put together by a security guy looking to help people be more secure online.

Actually, a minute as in measure of time comes from "minute", as in a smaller portion of an hour. "Second" comes from "second minute" as in a minute (small) part of a minute (time). Source: Calculus made easy

Something similar actually happened.

"Dr Myron L. Fox" - actor - gave an obscure, rambling and incoherent lecture and the audience was impressed.

http://www.openculture.com/2011/09/the_dr_fox_lecture_a_vintage_academic_hoax_1970.html

Unfortunately Einstein wasn't there to correct the misunderstandings

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/dictionary.cambridge.org/amp/english/tact

Tact is never about intent of good relation. It is simply about not wanting the other to get upset. You are tactful if you want a good relation. You just had no tact to someone you didn’t care about. That doesn’t make you fulfil the definition, just means you are a bit of a dick.

I’m taking the second part to mean that you only offended me as I offended you. This is a really weird statement, as it confuses the impersonal (my post to large amounts of people) with the personal (you phrasing dissent in a mocking way deliberately for no other purpose but to belittle) and rates them as equal. You could argue that the impersonal offended you and hence you scaled up to then personal offence. Still makes you a dick.

Common decency you do have one of the definitions that I found, however the idiom itself is used (and found overwhelming in the sources online) to imply the courtesy, respect and politeness required in everyday conversation. Examples follow

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/example/english/common-decency

None of these seem to match what you have said

If you were attempting wit, then you made a good turn of phrase but it does not make my statement void and still makes you seem like a dick

> asking for nudes in a refined tone is the epitome of humor

And suome stupid redditours sometuimes need to stuop taking thuings luiterally

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/humor

with a u, just for u

I assume you meant pedants, not pendants? It's funnier with pendants, but makes (sort of) more sense with pedants.

For the word geeks, the definition of pedant

No "hanged" is the generally the proper term for someone executed. Hung is for inanimate objects. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/hung-or-hanged

And your counter argument is really going to be Muslims who don't live under Sharia Law countries are more peaceful? I wonder why.

> I think you miscalculated something.

You are right, it is 25 years, 9 months, 15 days (9421 days).

I wouldn't count the end date, consider the case where a person dies the day after their birth. I would consider them to be one day old, but if you add a day then you get 2 days:

http://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=1&amp;d1=1&amp;y1=2000&amp;m2=1&amp;d2=2&amp;y2=2000&amp;ti=on

I think you miscalculated something.Technically it would be an even amount of days.

But I get it, you could abuse the characteristic, that the years and months of our calendar sometimes have odd amounts of days. I was wrong.

Directions to Hell

Once you hit 36, you know you're on a highway to there.