Gough Whitlam, Former Prime Minister of Australia
When Sir Winton Turnbull [who represented a large rural seat], a slow and sometimes stumbling speaker, was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted: "I am a Country member". I interjected "I remember". Sir Winton could not understand why, for the first time in all the years he had been speaking in the House, there was instant and loud applause from both sides.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the philosopher as false, and by rulers as useful. - Seneca
EDIT: It appears this quote might be properly attributed to Edward Gibbon: "The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people, as equally true; by the philosopher, as equally false; and by the magistrate, as equally useful."
At least he did not ban an actual religion.
Although, "You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion."
<em>quote: L Ron Hubbard.</em>
"Don't trust quotations you read on the Internet" -- Abraham Lincoln
Actually there is one place that has reasonably good sourcing for all their quotes -- Wikiquote. They don't have this quote in their database, so probably no one can confirm that she said it.
>The Things to do are: the things that need doing, that you see need to be done, and that no one else seems to see need to be done. Then you will conceive your own way of doing that which needs to be done — that no one else has told you to do or how to do it. This will bring out the real you that often gets buried inside a character that has acquired a superficial array of behaviors induced or imposed by others on the individual.
>Letter to "Micheal" (16 February 1970) Micheal was a 10 year old boy who had inquired in a letter as to whether Fuller was a "doer" or a "thinker".
Richard Buckminster Fuller
> Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
— John Steinbeck, probably
"The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human." -
I know I'm not the only person who thinks the Muslim hatred is getting out of hand.
"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."
- Anatole France
Rescue Worker 1: Homer, this is never easy to say, I'm going have to saw your arms off.
Homer: They'll grow back, right?
Rescue Worker: Oh...yeah.
[the rescue worker starts the rotary saw and moves it toward Homer's arm]
Rescue Worker 2: Homer, are you just holding on to the can?
Homer: Your point being?
I remember hearing an interview with Douglas Adams, and when asked if he had advice for aspiring writers, he replied: "Don't destroy the Earth in the first chapter -- you'll need it later."
The only citation I can find for that is this, which isn't much.
Gotta love that Lee Atwater
>> You start out in 1954 by saying, “Nigger, nigger, nigger.” By 1968 you can't say “nigger” — that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, states' rights and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now [that] you're talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is [that] blacks get hurt worse than whites. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the racial problem one way or the other. You follow me — because obviously sitting around saying, “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “Nigger, nigger.”
“A person who knows but a little will put on an air of knowledge. This is a matter of inexperience. When someone knows something well, it will not be seen in this manner.”
-Maxim from Hagakure (In the Shadow of the Leaves), Yamamoto Tsunetomo (1659 - 1719)
EDIT: More quotes from the book
To give a person one's opinion and correct his faults is an important thing. It is compassionate and comes first in matters of service. But the way of doing this is extremely difficult. To discover the good and bad points of a person is an easy thing, and to give an opinion concerning them is easy, too. For the most part, people think that they are being kind by saying the things that others find distasteful or difficult to say. But if it is not received well, they think that there is nothing more to be done. This is completely worthless. It is the same as bringing shame to a person by slandering him. It is nothing more than getting it off one's chest. To give a person an opinion one must first judge well whether that person is of the disposition to receive it or not.....By bringing shame to a person, how could one expect to make him a better man?
When all your judgements are based on your own wisdom, you tend towards selfishness and fail by straying from the right path. Your own judgements are narrow minded and have no persuasive power or growth for others. It is best to consult a wise man when a fit decision does not occur to you. A wise man is a fair judge from an objective point of view. He is passing judgement for the benefit of others, not for his own sake. A judgement passed using only one's own wisdom is just like thrusting a stick into the ground and expecting it to grow!
> Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
-- Rick Cook
more accurately this quote "Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. Women often have to flee from the only homes they have ever known. Women are often the refugees from conflict and sometimes, more frequently in today’s warfare, victims. Women are often left with the responsibility, alone, of raising the children."
It's not an improvement, his predecessor had the exact same position.
> ...According to the teaching of the Church, men and women with homosexual tendencies 'must be accepted with respect, compassion and sensitivity.
> It is deplorable that homosexual persons have been and are the object of violent malice in speech or in action. Such treatment deserves condemnation from the church's pastors wherever it occurs... The intrinsic dignity of each person must always be respected in work, in action and in law.
It reminds me of "No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country," spoken in Patton the movie, but apparently not by Patton the man (source).
It seems like an OK motivating line before the battle when everyone is OK, but expressing the same sentiment after the fact about a guy who can't raise his arms above his head? Total dick move.
Shh, they're totally not a cult though.
I mean, Hubbard totally didn't literally say "the easiest way to make money would be to start a religion."
You're so worried about being "Politically Correct" that you become fundamentally complacent and unkind. That's silly.
> You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.
> Response to a question from the audience during a meeting of the Eastern Science Fiction Association on (7 November 1948), as quoted in a 1994 affidavit by Sam Moskowitz.
> The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them.
> Lecture: "Off the Time Track" (June 1952) as quoted in Journal of Scientology issue 18-G, reprinted in Technical Volumes of Dianetics & Scientology Vol. 1, p. 418
>As quoted in What Great Men Think About Religion (1945) by Ira D. Cardiff, p. 342. No original source for this has been found in the works of Seneca, or published translations
Found in this wiki
I would have loved if the judge had quoted Heinlein there:
> There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest.
>This strange doctrine is not supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back, for their private benefit.
This page attributes it to a caricature of Socrates from Aristophanes' play The Clouds. While this does suggest it was never Socrates who said the quote, it would still have been written in Socrates' time.
It's a great quote in spirit, but there's no evidence that Einstein actually said it, despite the fact that people commonly attribute it to him.
I was doing a presentation once and was trying to source this quote, which is how I ended up figuring out that there was no real clear tie to Einstein.
Here's a link that touches on this quote's ambiguous history, as it relates to Einstien: [link]
"I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is to arrange the meeting." -- Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf, As quoted in I Fail to Miss Your Point (2007) by Jim O'Bryon, p. 409
A lot of the quotes attached to technological discoveries and wonders can be pretty intriguing if you read them. I've always wondered about one of Zakharov's quotes:
"Begin with a function of arbitrary complexity. Feed it values, "sense data". Then, take your result, square it, and feed it back into your original function, adding a new set of sense data. Continue to feed your results back into the original function ad infinitum. What do you have? The fundamental principle of human consciousness."
Some of the quotes a damn funny too.
The Cybernetic Consciousness has always been super interesting because they're basically people whose minds are linked together digitally which is a goddamn fascinating idea.
The game is available on GOG for about $6 and I can't recommend it enough.
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Maybe you're the asshole grandkid for not going for the casual racism, eh? I mean, it makes your grand-dad so happy. I always bring him Confederate flag boxers to wear on our dates. He loves wearing daisy dukes.
> Chris Rock said it best: "Behind every great fortune, there is a great crime."
Chris Rock didn't originally say this, he only parroted the quote from Balzac. And the saying has been true since time began.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!" - Upton Sinclair.
There are plenty of former officials that say great, sensible things. Unfortunately many of them, back when they actually had power, didn't say or do sensible things. When money or career is on the line, choosing to keep the status quo becomes attractive.
if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion. - Douglas Adams
"With or without religion you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."
The code is meant to be nuanced even for many Americans, so that only the racists understand him.
I'll let the famous Republican strategist Lee Atwater explain:
> You start out in 1954 by saying, “Nigger, nigger, nigger.” By 1968 you can't say “nigger” — that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, states' rights and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now [that] you're talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is [that] blacks get hurt worse than whites. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the racial problem one way or the other. You follow me — because obviously sitting around saying, “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “Nigger, nigger.”
I think a lot of the posters here are missing the point. This is about leadership of the broader EU project that goes beyond nationalism. People in Europe naturally look towards Germany as the strongest economy and one of the largest countries as a leader, especially given that the UK is not interested and France is in an apparent permanent existential crisis.
However, what this crisis is demonstrating is that Germany is not prepared to put the interest of the broader EU project above its own national interests. This is their right of course, but from my point of view it does seem to run counter to the idea of an EU superpower.
Furthermore, the narrative from the Germans and Nordics, some Easterns, seem more about blaming Greece than about the broader EU project. Sure, Greece fucked up and they need reforms, but its petty to keep humiliating an entire nation by playing the blame game.
I honestly hoped Germany or France would have had the bigger picture in mind and showed more statesmanship. Surely, the EU wants Greece to stay in the EU and conduct reforms that a) don't create undue suffering and poverty and b) return the economy to positive growth so that it can pay back the loans.
I don't necessarily blame Germany for its approach, but it doesn't exactly fill me with confidence about their leadership in the EU.
Barry Goldwater was, I believe, a representation of what Conservatism should be. You should really read through his entire Wikiquote page, but here is the relevant passage to his warning from 1981:
>On religious issues there can be little or no compromise. There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs. There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than Jesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being. But like any powerful weapon, the use of God's name on one's behalf should be used sparingly. The religious factions that are growing throughout our land are not using their religious clout with wisdom. They are trying to force government leaders into following their position 100 percent. If you disagree with these religious groups on a particular moral issue, they complain, they threaten you with a loss of money or votes or both.
>I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in "A," "B," "C" and "D." Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me?
>And I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of "conservatism."
>— Barry Goldwater, Speech in the US Senate (16 September 1981)
Mark Twain actually never said this.
It's most likely a variation of a quote from Robert Heinlein, the science fiction author,
"The whole principle is wrong; it's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby can't eat steak."
With all due respect, no you all do not. You hired the "community manager" most responsible for Digg's failure for fuck's sake. The community does NOT mind being monetized. The internet DOES, however, hate censorship. And for the past few months, shadowbans, autobans, subredditbans, all sorts of bans have been skyrocketing! Do you know what the internet does to censorship? It interprets it as damage and reroutes around it.. This is why you guys are getting the backlash, and it won't stop until Reddit goes the way of Digg or until there's a major regime change here.
[Edit: and actually everyone else from the team who I thought might have "gotten it" has recently been fired since Ellen Pao took over.]
While the anti-democratic sentiment as well as the "shadows" imagery do sound Platonic, the fact that the quote uses the word culture struck me as a bit off for 4th century Athens. I did some digging and I found that in the "Talk" section of Plato's Wikiquote article someone claims that the quote is not his. He posts a link to the "Slow readings of Plato's Dialogues" Yahoo Group where they say:
> Except for the "lies of their culture" it sounds like it could come from "Republic" and actually seems to be a summation of the Cave allegory in book 7 and or 8, but not a direct quote. The "lies of their culture" would be in reference to the deceptive shadows in the cave. "The masses" would be those people who refused to go with the philosopher out of the cave to see the sun and likely end up putting him to death. But these are inferences not quotes.
> I agree that "culture" and "masses" do not fit well with Plato. Google turned up thousands of instances of this particular "quote" IN FULL. None that I looked at had further attribution. Even worse "quotes" can be found on quote.net. I ran into the same problem when trying to trace down some sayings attributed to Einstein. People seem to make up anything and post it on these sites with an attribution to whomever thay think is cool. Other people read this stuff and repeat it. When challenged thay can only say, "I read it somewhere".
So it looks like this is a quotation that, while fairly in line with Plato's worldview, does not come from the man himself. This quote probably originates from someone who was summarizing Plato's ideas/position, and it eventually started getting passed along as the real thing.
As a quote to back you up on your point about a Multipolar world.
"A superpower is a cold war term. When people today say that Russia aspires to have this status, I interpret it in the following way: they want to undermine trust in Russia, to portray Russia as frightening, and create some kind of image of an enemy. … Russia is in favor of a multipolar world, a democratic world order, strengthening the system of international law, and for developing a legal system in which any small country, even a very small country, can feel itself secure, as if behind a stone wall. … Russia is ready to become part of this multipolar world and guarantee that the international community observes these rules. And not as a superpower with special rights, but rather as an equal among equals."
Yup. Patton never said that.
> * I'd rather have a German division in front of me, than a French one behind.
>Misattributed by former Defense Secretary James Schlesinger on Fox News. Patton commanded French troops, the 2nd Armored Division commanded by Philippe Leclerc, integrated in the Third Army, and had rocky but friendly relations with the French general. For instance, on August, 15 1944 Patton wrote in his diary: "Leclerc came in very much excited. He said, among other things, that if he were not allowed to advance on Paris, he would resign. I told him in my best French that he was a baby and said I had left him in the most dangerous place on the front. We parted friends"
Shame he didn't go further on Korwin. The guy deserves an entire episode devoted to his Hitler salutes, misogyny (actual one, not some PC "there's no wage gap" stuff /s) and blatant bigotry. English quotes are good, but even better are in Polish Wikiquotes. I think you will like this one:
> A woman seeps the views of a man she sleeps with. After all, Nature or God - we won't argue about that - hasn't constructed a male in a way in which hundreds of thousands of spermatozoids go to waste; they sink into a woman's body and remake her to the picture and the similarity of a man she belongs to.
Guess what quote isn't on WikiQuote? If you guess this one, you'd be correct! [link]
Also, Telas was a proponent of Eugenics...
God, why do I even look this stuff up? I'm totally just a pathetic sheele...
Can anyone find the larger context of this quote? Wikiquote says it's dubious, most sources seem to trace it back to The Letters and Speeches of Theodore Roosevelt by Wills, and I cannot find this book online or sold from an online bookseller (i.e., it appears to be out of print). I am surprised that such an interesting quote from such a famous person does not have its context online.
> Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying yes begins things. Saying yes is how things grow. Saying yes leads to knowledge. "Yes" is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.
As a Dutchmen who genuinely hopes that the eurozone becomes a free trade zone without a political union. I am really saddened about this Greek/economic crisis. What pisses me off the most is that I (and lots of other Europeans who know just as much about politics than me) feel that our 'elected offcials' don't take the matter serious and are just trying to create more drama.
* Not letting Greece have their own diplomatic relations with a foreign nations (I.e. Russia). Greece as a sovereign nation can decide on their own matters.
* Putting Greece in a even deeper debt for the sole reason to keep the northern European banks alive. Greece can never pay back all the debt.
* Acting as if a referendum for the people is a bad thing. Remember the words of on the 2005 referendum of the Lisbon treaty? Jüncker: ''If it's a Yes, we will say 'on we go', and if it's a No we will say 'we continue'. '' and let's not forget this gem! ''There can be no democratic choice against the European treaties''.
The website has changed. I feel it in the posts. I feel it in the comments. I smell it in the memes. Much that once was is lost; for none now upvote who remember it. It began with the forging of the great subreddits: three were given to the news; most worldly, current of all subjects. Seven to the academics; great researchers and scientists of the world. And nine, nine subreddits were given to the race of fluffy subjects, who above all desire instant gratification and a good laugh. For within these subreddits was bound the strength and will to dominate each field...
>In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread.
> Programmers waste enormous amounts of time thinking about, or worrying about, the speed of noncritical parts of their programs, and these attempts at efficiency actually have a strong negative impact when debugging and maintenance are considered. We should forget about small efficiencies, say about 97% of the time: premature optimization is the root of all evil. Yet we should not pass up our opportunities in that critical 3%.
and that in reality, David Ben Gurion said:
In our state there will be non-Jews as well — and all of them will be equal citizens; equal in everything without any exception; that is: the state will be their state as well. ...The attitude of the Jewish State to its Arab citizens will be an important factor—though not the only one—in building good neighbourly relations with the Arab States. If the Arab citizen will feel at home in our state, and if his status will not be the least different from that of the Jew, and perhaps better than the status of the Arab in an Arab state, and if the state will help him in a truthful and dedicated way to reach the economic, social, and cultural level of the Jewish community, then Arab distrust will accordingly subside and a bridge to a Semitic, Jewish-Arab alliance, will be built..
Saruman was too confident in his own abilities. When he gazed into the palantir, allowing him to see into Sauron's mind, it allowed Sauron to see into him and gain control over him.
Friedrich Nietzsche said: "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you."
I wonder if Tolkien had this in mind when he wrote about the palantir.
> Huey Long is routinely called "America's Hitler"
It's not very poignant though considering his efforts to promote the redistribution of wealth. That and the fact that numerous quotes by Long support the notion of racial equality.
Interestingly, the founder of the Black Panthers, Huey P. Newton was named after him.
He also has some interesting views on sexuality.
>[P]rostitution, adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child pornography, and even incest and pedophilia … should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because of prejudice and narrow mindedness.
>I am skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing.
>There is little evidence to justify the widespread assumption that willing participation in pedophilia hurts children.
I fully expect this post to receive mass downvotes.
>and no one group is truly in control of the world. I think that sort of chaos is terrifying to them.
>The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theorists actually believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is chaotic. The truth is, that it is not the Jewish banking conspiracy or the grey aliens or the 12 foot reptiloids from another dimension that are in control. The truth is more frightening, nobody is in control. The world is rudderless.
> Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
> Zuck: Just ask
> Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
> [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
> Zuck: People just submitted it.
> Zuck: I don't know why.
> Zuck: They "trust me"
>Zuck: Dumb fucks
But how do you reconcile that with
"Anyone who slaps a ‘this page is best viewed with Browser X’ label on a Web page appears to be yearning for the bad old days, before the Web, when you had very little chance of reading a document written on another computer, another word processor, or another network."
>The means of defence against foreign danger have been always the instruments of tyranny at home. Among the Romans it was a standing maxim to excite a war, whenever a revolt was apprehended. Throughout all Europe, the armies kept up under the pretext of defending, have enslaved the people.
-- James Madison [link]
Especially regarding Churchill, as many of his attributed quotes were never said by him. A similar quotation features on the 'Misattributed' page of his Wikiquote
Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions
edit: just noticed this is a verbatim repost from this TIL from 2,5 years ago, including typo
Inaccurate quote from Major General James Mattis, actual quote is:
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."
There's the wiki, if you're interested, the guy has a ton of great quotes.
>past eight years...
no, it goes way back
>You start out in 1954 by saying, “Nigger, nigger, nigger.” By 1968 you can't say “nigger” — that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, states' rights and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now [that] you're talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is [that] blacks get hurt worse than whites. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the racial problem one way or the other. You follow me — because obviously sitting around saying, “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “Nigger, nigger.”
PSA: Wikiquote claims this Sanger quote is misattributed.
We shouldn't post misinformation as that undermines our point.
First, you work for change. Then, they make you a hero. Then they attribute inspirational quotes to you. ~ Albert Einstein
> Quote: "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
> Describing the stages of a winning strategy of nonviolent activism. There is no record of Gandhi saying this. A close variant of the quotation first appears in a 1918 US trade union address by Nicholas Klein:
> > And, my friends, in this story you have a history of this entire movement. First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then they build monuments to you. And that, is what is going to happen to the Amalgamated Clothing Workers of America.
> Proceedings of the Third Biennial Convention of the Amalgamated Clothing Workers of America (1918), p. 53
Plus Germans had been in the country for 100+ years by 1941 and had integrated reasonably well with the Anglo-Saxon power structure.
Japanese were more recent immigrants and were a helluva lot more alien to the European culture that America inherited.
They had temples not churches, and many kept strong ties to the homeland.
S I Hayakawa was the first prominent Japanese-American in public life.
Famous misquote. Here's the actual Steinbeck quote:
>“Except for the field organizers of strikes, who were pretty tough monkeys and devoted, most of the so-called Communists I met were middle-class, middle-aged people playing a game of dreams. I remember a woman in easy circumstances saying to another even more affluent: ‘After the revolution even we will have more, won’t we, dear?’ Then there was another lover of proletarians who used to raise hell with Sunday picknickers on her property.
"I guess the trouble was that we didn’t have any self-admitted proletarians. Everyone was a temporarily embarrassed capitalist. Maybe the Communists so closely questioned by the investigation committees were a danger to America, but the ones I knew—at least they claimed to be Communists—couldn’t have disrupted a Sunday-school picnic. Besides they were too busy fighting among themselves.”
Women have always been the primary victims of suicide. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons to suicide. Women often have to flee from the only homes they have ever known. Women are often the refugees from suicide and sometimes, more frequently in today’s self-murder, victims. Women are often left with the responsibility, alone, of raising the children.
What you're referring to as Our Lord and Savior is in fact, GNU/Our Lord and Savior, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Our Lord and Savior. Our Lord and Savior is not a deity unto himself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full Deity as defined by POSIX.
Also, Richard Stallman is creepy as fuck
>I don't understand this bit- could you elaborate?
not op but perhaps from here:
>We must do away with the absolutely specious notion that everybody has to earn a living. It is a fact today that one in ten thousand of us can make a technological breakthrough capable of supporting all the rest. The youth of today are absolutely right in recognizing this nonsense of earning a living. We keep inventing jobs because of this false idea that everybody has to be employed at some kind of drudgery because, according to Malthusian-Darwinian theory, he must justify his right to exist. So we have inspectors of inspectors and people making instruments for inspectors to inspect inspectors. The true business of people should be to go back to school and think about whatever it was they were thinking about before somebody came along and told them they had to earn a living.
or: [link] 1932
>First of all: what is work? Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so. The first kind is unpleasant and ill paid; the second is pleasant and highly paid. The second kind is capable of indefinite extension: there are not only those who give orders, but those who give advice as to what orders should be given. Usually two opposite kinds of advice are given simultaneously by two organized bodies of men; this is called politics. The skill required for this kind of work is not knowledge of the subjects as to which advice is given, but knowledge of the art of persuasive speaking and writing, i.e. of advertising.
"Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget." -Thom Merrilin
edit: Added the full quote from the Wheel of Time wikiquote page.
>You ever notice most feminists are women you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?
That's not the quote.
His quote is
>Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place, man? There's such balance in nature.
>I think it is very beautiful for the poor to accept their lot, to share it with the passion of Christ. I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people.
As quoted by Christopher Hitchens in The Missionary Position, (Verso, 1995), page 11
>One day I met a lady who was dying of cancer in a most terrible condition. And I told her, I say, "You know, this terrible pain is only the kiss of Jesus — a sign that you have come so close to Jesus on the cross that he can kiss you." And she joined her hands together and said, "Mother Teresa, please tell Jesus to stop kissing me".
hehe hats off to that lady.
>The barbarous custom of having men beaten who are suspected of having important secrets to reveal must be abolished. It has always been recognized that this way of interrogating men, by putting them to torture, produces nothing worthwhile. The poor wretches say anything that comes into their mind and what they think the interrogator wishes to know.
>Napoleon. ...Fucking Napoleon. On the subject of torture, in a letter to Louis Alexandre Berthier (11 November 1798), published in Correspondance Napoleon edited by Henri Plon (1861), Vol. V, No. 3606, p. 128
You'll like this cynical Admiral Rickover quote:
>An academic reactor or reactor plant almost always has the following basic characteristics: (1) It is simple. (2) It is small. (3) It is cheap. (4) It is light. (5) It can be built very quickly. (6) It is very flexible in purpose. (7) Very little development will be required. It will use off-the-shelf components. (8) The reactor is in the study phase. It is not being built now.
> On the other hand a practical reactor can be distinguished by the following characteristics: (1) It is being built now. (2) It is behind schedule. (3) It requires an immense amount of development on apparently trivial items. (4) It is very expensive. (5) It takes a long time to build because of its engineering development problems. (6) It is large. (7) It is heavy. (8) It is complicated.
As a nuclear engineer, all I'll say is that Admiral Rickover was a pretty smart guy. I hope we can get past this at some point. The ThorCon idea is actually really neat, with its ship-yard construction and all. Very impressive.
'I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.' -Albert Einstein
No Really, it was Einstein!
It might not be from the Dalai Lama, check out the misattributions here and read the linked "interview with god". The internet has also attributed this quote to James Lachard.
In Churchill's case that was mostly unlimited colonialism, social darwinism, and racism.
> "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place."
All properly sourced on Wikiquotes.
Reminds me of a cut Blazing Saddles line.
>Lili von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted? [sound of zipper opening] Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
>[response omitted from final cut]
Bart: I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're suckin' on my arm!
"Information wants to be free."
"The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it"
These ideals were core values of the early Internet. They have become widely eroded since, no doubt, but they have not been extinguished.
> I was really, really bad at writing parsers. I still am really bad at writing parsers.
-- Rasmus Lerdorf
> I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say "Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that." I’ll just restart Apache every 10 requests.
There are arm chair feminist, and politically active feminists. The two are different, and MRAs hate the 'Politically Active Feminists' kind. The kind that believe in feminism dogma, like the Book of Patriarchy, Or the Book of Rape Culture, and have read the 10 commandments of Male Privilege.
Politically active feminists like Rebecca Watson,Jessica Valenti call all MRA's a joke.
Politically active feminists like Hilary Clinton say things like:
>Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. Women often have to flee from the only homes they have ever known. Women are often the refugees from conflict and sometimes, more frequently in today’s warfare, victims. Women are often left with the responsibility, alone, of raising the children.
[link] (last one in that section)
Men dying? No, the true victims are the women that have to go on without them. The utter complete disregard for male humanity is disgusting, To her, men are not human, no; They are useful, things to be used, and the people who used them having to go on without them is apparently more saddening then their deaths. It's sickening. (Not to mention the disregard for the women who lost their lives in combat.)
Politically active feminists like Barbara Jordan (former U.S senator) say things like:
>I believe that women have a capacity for understanding and compassion which man structurally does not have, does not have it because he cannot have it. He's just incapable of it.
There are plenty of more quotes here
Not to mention that NOW opposes father rights groups and has put out action alerts asking for information about them that could be used to politically combat them (as in, asking for dirt to be dug up on them.)
Feminism is opposing MRA efforts. And as such, have made themselves an enemy.
We are a point in our history during which we have paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology. A "terrifically dangerous" situation, to be sure.
The reason the world is fucked up is because our wretched, inadequate little monkey brains evolved to deal with mud, sticks and running down our lunch. We are in the midst of the process of adapting now to our accidental self-awareness.
Please enjoy your trip through this Great Filter!
School teaches us we must reach a minimum word count. The implicit message is that quantity trumps quality, but that's seldom true anywhere in life.
The person reading your words has limited time and patience. Best way to prevent them from running out of either resource: keep it brief.
If all that was too many words for you, try this instead:
> I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.
> The means of defence against foreign danger have been always the instruments of tyranny at home. Among the Romans it was a standing maxim to excite a war, whenever a revolt was apprehended. Throughout all Europe, the armies kept up under the pretext of defending, have enslaved the people.
-- James Madison
I wasn't entirely sure, and I felt a bit uncomfortable posting that quote, but it seems wiki has a source. I should've sourced it before saying it in the first place, but here: [link]
Last one under 'White House years'.
Ronald Wright attributed it Steinbeck, but there's no reliable source on that exact quote.
However, Wikiquote says it was probably a distortion of what he actually said in some other text:
>This is perhaps an incorrect quote from Steinbeck's article "A Primer on the '30s." Esquire, June 1960: 85-93.
>"Except for the field organizers of strikes, who were pretty tough monkeys and devoted, most of the so-called Communists I met were middle-class, middle-aged people playing a game of dreams. I remember a woman in easy circumstances saying to another even more affluent: 'After the revolution even we will have more, won't we, dear?' Then there was another lover of proletarians who used to raise hell with Sunday picknickers on her property.
>"I guess the trouble was that we didn't have any self-admitted proletarians. Everyone was a temporarily embarrassed capitalist. Maybe the Communists so closely questioned by the investigation committees were a danger to America, but the ones I knew—at least they claimed to be Communists—couldn't have disrupted a Sunday-school picnic. Besides they were too busy fighting among themselves."
Emphasis mine. So he did say something pretty close to this.
It wasn't too hard to find-- the wording of the quoted joke is a bit different:
>A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence."
He did, with the Nintendo DS and Wii. :/ They bet the company on those.
"The DS represents a critical moment for Nintendo's success over the next two years. If it succeeds, we rise to the heavens, if it fails, we sink into hell." -- Hiroshi Yamauchi
I agree with you for the most part, but do yourself a favor and don't use Krugman as an appeal to authority.
By 2005 or so, it will become clear that the Internet's impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine's.
Paul Krugman, June 1998
Gotta ramp up that fear, eh?
I don't know how anyone can support a party that follows the Goering Method:
>Why of course the people don't want war. Why should some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally the common people don't want war neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.
"Everything has its time, and everything dies." - Ninth Doctor, "The End of the World"
"It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for." - The Fourth Doctor's last words, "Logopolis"
Lots of other characters' last words at [link]
Humans are fucked. No, seriously. We had our chance, and we blew it.
We are just apes with delusions of grandeur.
We have paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology. It is the Calvinistic puritan work ethic and rabid anti-socialist dogma dating to Cold War era propaganda which will kill us all.
I should prefer an army of stags led by a lion, to an army of lions led by a stag.
Attributed to Chabrias, who died around the time Alexander was born, thus his is the earliest life to whom such assertions have been attributed; as quoted in A Treatise on the Defence of Fortified Places (1814) by Lazare Carnot, p. 50.
> Was wir für uns selbst tun, stirbt mit uns. Was wir für andere tun, verbleibt und ist unsterblich.
What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others remains and is immortal
edit: weirdly enough, it appears that this is a german translation of a quote from Albert Pike. According to Wikiquote, the original is "What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal."
>>I also want to mention a very difficult subject before you here, completely openly. It should be discussed among us, and yet, nevertheless, we will never speak about it in public. Just as we did not hesitate on 30 June to carry out our duty, as ordered, and stand comrades who had failed against the wall and shoot them. About which we have never spoken, and will never speak. That was, thank God, a kind of tact natural to us, a foregone conclusion of that fact, that we have never conversed about it amongst ourselves, never spoken about it, everyone shuddered and everyone was clear that the next time he would do the same thing again, if it were commanded and necessary. I am talking about the "Jewish evacuation"; the extermination of the Jewish people. It is one of those things that is easily said. "The Jewish people are being exterminated," every party member will tell you, "perfectly clear, it's part of our plans, we're eliminating the Jews, exterminating them, Ha! A small matter." And then along they all come, all the 80 million upright Germans, and each one has his decent Jew. They say: all others are swine, but here is a first-class Jew.
>> The Posen speech to SS officers (6 October 1943), original translation from "International Military Trials - Nurnberg Nazi Conspiracy and Aggression Volume IV", US Govt Printing Offc 1946 p. 563 in, "Document 1919-PS Speech of the Reichsfuehrer--SS at the meeting of SS Majors General At Posen, Oct. 4, 1943"
Wikiquote has this to say:
> "If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it would not seem so wonderful at all."
> As quoted in Happiness Is Everything! (2000) by Chris Crawford, p. 38, and in "The Blessing of Work" (6 March 2005) by David E. Sorensen.
As an aside, the grammar of the quote from this source is an improvement on OP's version, and if people knew how how hard I had to work to understand that, it would not seem so callous to point it out.
Evidence tends to suggest that this quote is misattributed to Stalin. 1, 2
However, it is still a good quote in its own right =)
I know you're joking, but it was actually said by Hermann Goering at the Nuremberg Trials. We teach about all the crimes committed by the Nazis, yet it's a shame we don't teach about how they convinced the German public to go along with it, and how most of the tactics for propaganda they invented are still used to this day.
<strong>"You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion."</strong>
Quote, L Ron Hubbard
<strong>"The only way you can control people is to lie to them."</strong>
Quote: from the KRC diagram in the Philosophy of Scientology
"Reagan proved deficits don't matter." -- Vice President Dick Cheney, January 9, 2004
Funny how the GOP become obstinate deficit hawks only when a Democrat occupies the White House.
The "worse things by better people" comment was really said by Pierre Trudeau, as a reaction to Nixon calling him an asshole. And Trudeau was anything but a neckbeard.
>A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.
~ Max Planck
"With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." - Steven Weinberg
Yeah, but it is from computer scientist Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
. It is often misattributed to Berra
It's this type of attitude that will lead us all to losing our rights.
"First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me."