For those who are wondering, the original video was posted as a Tiktok by a Chinese guy who seems to run some kind of commercial fishing business.

The video has been deleted from his account now but you can see a cached version here: https://tikvid.com/v3ei7roiee/tiktok-video/6652260624476671237.

He doesn't say what it is in the video, except that it's eaten a whole sausage and that he's about to dig it out.

From the other videos that are still on his account, it seems he spends a lot of time in the rivers and waterside in his hometown exploring what he can find - and there are videos where he digs out big turtles that are buried deep in the mud. However this does not appear to be a turtle as it seems to be much bigger than any of the ones he's dug up in his vids.

He also has a video of a pair of giant salamanders that he either farms or caught that are quite cool.

Here y'all go:

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You can buy these on Amazon.

I bought this one back in 2015 and it’s still going strong. But it’s listed for $54 and I only paid around $35, so I’d find a different one. There’s dozens of similar items that probably work just as well.

Just know that they do make a small clicking sound that’s audible in a silent room. But under your kitchen sink or in a utility room it’s perfect.

My home is taller than wide - like a brownstone. One unit seems to cover two floors – and remember that the attic is a floor for mice. So one in my basement covers that and the main floor. One on the second floor covers that and the attic.

Good luck.

This is a simulation of the circuit. I can explain more in a bit when I have time:

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This is just first google result https://the-take.com/watch/whats-the-meaning-behind-the-sexual-imagery-in-alien

This book talks about it more specificaly and is an awesome book all around https://www.amazon.com/Making-Alien-J-W-Rinzler/dp/1789090555/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=making+of+alien&qid=1621618658&sr=8-4

Well that is Putin’s cock holster.

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That link may not work. here is another

Why did they design him like he was Buzz-Off?

I have a hand operated one of these. In a few minutes you can make hundreds of fries so I don't understand the need for a mechanical version if this outside of frozen fry production. I understand the argument that it can cause arm fatigue but it's also so much safer then that death machine.

I mean, to each their own, but here it is stranger!
I feel I should point out there may be better tools out there for the purpose you suggested...

https://www.amazon.com/Dumpling-Household-Automatic-Dumplings-Empanadas/dp/B0B3HX1BG2

You're on your own for the lube.

this is better then that

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Once you're getting to that quantity, it becomes more economical to get lube powder and mix your own. This stuff works out to only about dollar a liter (not including water) which means you could make your 275 gallons for under $1500. Even with the cost of a small pool and the water to fill it, you come out way ahead!

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Amazon gotchu

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it does exist

It's an alginate of some kind - I remember using it back in my days on the fine art degree course! It's wicked fun. Something like this I believe:

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A couple neat and clever, more than a few full nope.

But I think the key point is... yeah, it's okay to put your dick in that. They literally make custom sex toy kits like this.

https://www.amazon.com/Clone-Willy-Silicone-Penis-Casting/dp/B000NBS2RE

https://holisticwisdom.com/make-your-own-vagina-clone-a-pussy.htm

Great question! I had to look it up. Found the Bezos, I mean, Amazon link

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Being a teen in the mid-2000s, my best friend and I would play with these at Spencer's. They would be out on display, but they're the kind that you grab and hold, like this:

https://www.amazon.com/Lightning-Reaction-Reloaded-Shocking-Game/dp/B0006B2Q50

This was back in the days when we'd spend all day just walking around the mall, chilling. We wouldn't really buy anything. We'd just walk around, fucking around with stuff on display, and maybe get a bite from the food court. Nowadays our mall is dying. All the stores are closing down. :c

Building your own chain wrench is a cool, fun project. BUT if you find yourself wanting this, and not having the skills to build one, you can buy a chain wrench in a lot of different locations https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082D18563/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_SMAW4X0ETAGMSMKCBRR7?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

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"realistic penis" "11.5 inches". You know exactly the point I was trying to make. They use the word 'realistic' not because they emulate genitals, but the fact that they're made out of materials and in a shape that is equal or better to the real thing.

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I got you fam. It doesn't spin but I', not sure that'd be great with a dildo? There's other/cheaper options available but Hismith is somewhat reputable in the space.

Not exactly, those are crimping pliers. But here's the link to it either way https://www.amazon.com/KNIPEX-97-53-09-Self-Adjusting/dp/B005EXP5S0/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=knipex+97+53+09&qid=1605884870&sr=8-1

Use one of these. Yes, it's worth every penny. Yes, you can still nick yourself with the rounded side, but if you're slow and careful, you'll be fine 95% of the time. Clippers to trim, round side to go smooth. Always trim first. Gentle stretch, use the edge of the rounded side as a guide. When sliding the trimmer, always move perpendicular to the guide blade. Life when you want to go parallel. Focus on developing that habit, and save yourself a lot of pain!

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I bought used lab gear with heat pat and stirring so I need not worry about charging my mug. I prefer reliability and overkill

search amazon for: hot plate magnetic stirrer. Or: lab heat stir.

Like this one: https://smile.amazon.com/Price-Plate-Magnetic-Stirrer-Control/dp/B01KF0T9WY

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They require a subscription to connect the devices online. Just throw the hub away and use the detector as dumb alarm devices. Put one under every sink.

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Link for a similar one