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The first (and only) suggestion I have is to get GIMP. It's a totally free image-editing program that can look scary at first, but is pretty simple once you dive in. It's also the most powerful image editing software I've seen aside from Photoshop.

I hope you enjoy Part 8 of "Life Gets Easier!" A fan sent me this gif, and unfortunately they didn't have a source. Please post it if you find it!

I've just released a new ebook, set in a world that's very much like that of Life Gets Easier. It's called Your Busty Gift", and it's the latest entry in the "A Free Use World" series.

I also have a deal for reddit fans: if you buy an ebook and write an honest review, then I'll make a custom caption based on your preferences and/or image. Hit me up!

I've always really loved the idea of using use ice for that sort of thing, though I'm a little scared someone will see it in the freezer. ...But now that I think about it the chances of anyone stumbling across it are pretty low if I put it behind some stuff and even if they do it could be played off. I guess the main reason I've never done it is that I never had anything worth locking.

Ooh, I like the thing with the thread. It took me a minute to get what you meant but that's nice. At least, I think I got what you meant?

My first thought was just running the string vertically along the height of the bottle so you couldn't just melt the bit with the key and maneuver it out around the remaining ice, but my second thought was "then why not just hang the key down by the string instead of pre-freezing a layer", so I figured part of the string goes in that first layer, and the rest comes up to the top.

Edit: I am still intermittently freaking out but also tinkering with stuff on my tablet to help with this. I've got

• a widget that counts the time since my last orgasm (repurposed from this app for recovering from addictions which is... not really that far off?),

• looked at a dozen different ways to track edges before mostly settling on two but also maybe a different one depending on what kind of edging goals and/or limits I end up setting.

• and next I'm planning to build something where I add "good/bad girl points" as appropriate and then it calculates a combined "good girl ratio" based on that with recently given GGP/BGP having more weight than older ones so it's based on both short-term and long-term behavior and then it'll be able to generate weighted random numbers modified by my GGR :3

Of all the reasons I thought I would finally get around to learning to develop for Android, this was not one of them!

(tfw compsci with no dom lol)

A hentai caption mini-series, focusing on mother/son, free use, and bimbofication.

If you enjoy these, then you'll probably also like this ebook series about a young man who is transported to a free use world filled with sex, bimbos, and good times.

I'm not taking long-form commissions right now, but contact me about custom captions. If you buy an ebook and write a review, I'll make you one for free!

Thanks for reading.

The picture from a doujin but it's in Japanese

The name is Monster Girl Encyclopedia World Guide I

But I got where the English translation is here

Polish is a free app and it's what I use for all of my captions. The ads are a bit annoying, but there's a good selection of free fonts, colors, effects, etc.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=photo.editor.photoeditor.photoeditorpro

Original Image

Caption:

>HOT DAMN you're such a good fuck, honors boy! Your ass is better than any freshman ass I've ever penetrated! And those noises you make are just delicious! I've always had to convince my best students that what they want is a good hot dicking, but for you to approach me and ask for one yourself just makes me want to treat you like a whore! But you're more than that; you're my little bitch! Every day before classes you're gonna arrive at my office with no underwear and I'm gonna fill you up with new cum! Every professor is gonna know that your ass belongs to me! And on the weekends I can make you drink my semen all day long! Don't be shy; Tell me that you want nothing but my cum! > >Oh god, I'm coming close ...keep telling me that I own you ...yes, your ass is mine forever ...I'm gonna cum! Yes-yes-yes-yes-YES-YES-YES TAKE IT ALL UP YOUR ASS LITTLE BITCH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Font: Lobster Two

I made this one and another cap on mobile, i just took the images that i left in the comments, overlayed, painted over the original text and added my own, i used this editor for the linked one but i think it may take a bit to get used to (the first cap was just some whatsapp text overlay on the image), idk if there are better editors tbh

I meant to take a sadistic turn of events where the futa gets fed up. And just rapes the bully with the cage ultimately putting an oversized dildo (da Moby) into her and becoming a bitch breaker

No moans were involved only screams of pain and the sound of blood spilling

What you do is you get a lockbox and put your keys in there after locking yourself. Set a random combination, send them a picture without looking, scramble it again and delete the picture. Now they have the combination and you don't, leaving you with no way to get at your keys.

Specifically, I recommend using EmlaLock for this. For one, it makes the process of sending the combination without ever seeing it a bit simpler, but it also lets you set an emergency passcode to quickly unlock in an emergency, ensuring that your keyholder will be notified if you use your safety so you can't cheat. (And yes, you do need to have a way to quickly unlock in an emergency, sorry - if you're bleeding you don't want to have to wait for your holder to send you the code, especially if time zones are in play.)

You can get a decent cage off Amazon for less than thirty bucks. Like this one, for example.

Face it, your excuses won't hold water much longer~

Be sure to get the right size base ring (45mm is the most common fit). And I recommend getting a cage that's small enough that you'll fill the whole length even when soft - it's more comfortable that way and prevents it slipping around in there. You might even want to get an even smaller cage later - I like mine smooshed into the smallest cage I could find - but a regular "small" cage is probably the best starting point.

Oh, and I also recommend finding someone to be accountable to. I haven't had an orgasm in 23 days, 19 hours, and 37 minutes and I definitely would have cracked by now if I was only answering to myself.