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Great writing, and I know you're not here for an english lesson, but there are more words than "passionately," for future reference ;) a thesaurus is fucking handy as hell when writing porn. Though, I find it difficult to reference body parts too often... I mean, do you stick with one or two words for dick/pussy/tits/etc and risk sounding repetitive or do you cycle through all the ones you know and confuse the hell out of the reader? Tsk...

Anyway, thanks for writing this and my only advice is to talk to her. Seriously, over-thinking and fretting about this kind of thing gets you pretty much no where but stressed. You know what the risks of getting caught are, you know how hard and difficult it would be hiding a romantic relationship or a no-strings hookup relationship. The only questions are, what does she want and does it line up with what you want?

A Love of a Lifetime - Turnip Head https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bw4iGZ_-iuVeTTZTNk1oczFuSFU/edit?usp=sharing

A Love Grows in Brooklyn - Turnip Head https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bw4iGZ_-iuVecFNzbVRDMm4tWUE/edit?usp=sharing

Since I'm a bit surprised at the response I figured this would be easier for the masses. If you have any issues, comment or pm me and I'll see what I can do to help.

Holy crap I remember this movie! That kid was so over-the-top creepy... Man, he did a good job in that role.

In case anyone is interested in the movie: We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)

I wrote some more details here, but here's the short version. I used to peek in on my dad while he was watching porn at night and after he noticed me a few times he invited me to watch with him. So we started watching porn and masturbating together, and for quite a while that was all we did, until my dad asked if I was interested in jerking each other off. I definitely was, and that kind of opened the door to everything else. We had sex for the first time when I was 16 (closer to 17).

The US is the only first world country where sexual relationships between first cousins is "frowned upon". In the rest of the world it's not as big a deal. Even in the US the situation is improving.

She's not objecting. Both of you obviously enjoy it. Keep us updated.

So let me suggest this book: She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman

I found the audiobook easy to get through, but I ended up buying the paperback so that I would have the diagrams.

https://www.amazon.com/She-Comes-First-Thinking-Pleasuring/dp/0060538260

Another thing to try is Quim. They have a line of products infused with CBD and/or THC for the vagina. It won't get your mom high, but her pussy would love it. Hope you can get something like that locally.

And finally, get her The Magic Wand. You can use it while you two are together. The corded one is fine, but the cordless one is just as powerful and is more adjustable than just high speed and low speed.

Probably same guy was on here a while ago...

Here is the thread from 2 months ago:

https://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/28hjen/rq_first_documentary_to_challenge_the_incest_taboo/

seems noone wants to spend money on this.

http://www.downloadhelper.net/ This is the Firefox plugin I use to download flash video from just about anywhere. I have yet to find a place it doesn't work. It updates regularly and offers to convert from .flv to anything you wish, but that does cost extra. Frankly it isn't needed as there are plenty of free .flv viewers out there.

This is great for kids.

Don't wear them on the wedding fingers. Unless it's a huge eye catching rock, most people ignore rings that aren't on the ring fingers. You can always wear them on necklaces. Or something like https://www.amazon.com/Softones-Aromatherapy-Essential-Friendship-Bracelets/dp/B07Q386Q1H/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=couples+bracelets&qid=1595128059&sprefix=couple&sr=8-4

Imo everyone else here not supporting what you desire is giving you a biased view of how they think your relationship should be. What do they truly know about right and wrong? They can't know. They'll either cling to religion or some normative ethical view of what is right or wrong. Agents of averegeness, am I right? You do what you feel is right.

"There are no moral phenomenon, only moral interpretations of phenomenon."

Just a side note but it would be impossible to get to the truth of how you should act based on the experiences of the users of this reddit. You would be committing the fallacy of hasty generalization by taking such a small sample size and applying it to how the member group should typically behave. It says there are 91,500 readers of r/incest and just the american population is 325,000,000. That would be about 0.00028% of the population. Not to mention at the time of writing this comment there have only been 16 comments. That would be 0.0000000492%.

PS: not a usual debator. Totally won't feel offended to get criticism of my argument.

Hasty Generalization https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/tools/lp/Bo/LogicalFallacies/100/Hasty-Generalization World Population: http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/us-population/

Hey, I'm doing an AMA here right now, so feel free to ask any questions over there. To answer your question though, I live fairly close to her school so it's not unusual for her to stay over a couple times a week or so.

Hey all,

I'm trying to find the story from awhile back, which was quite long and eventually had a scribd link. Apparently its famous because a lot of people 2+ years ago remember it still today, but I can't find a link.

It is about a teenage boy who develops feeling for his sister and his sisters friend, and makes love to them both. I know towards the beginning they have to shower together because she was in a rush, which started their play. I vaguely remember his mom being a bitch, his sister getting into a car accident and/or going to the hospital.

Edit: Found by a fellow redditor -> https://jumpshare.com/v/46jrYryVmDXbEkcKv3Mb or http://www.scribd.com/doc/185643533/Tashas-Brother-an-Anons-Adventures-With-the-Fairer-Sex-A4#scribd

There were several guys here in the SW who used to post incest role plays on Craigslist. I think some use Tinder, POF and to a lesser extent OKCupid to go the Cougar Cub route. Many dating friends on Match.com often told me of younger men who would send them invites for Younger-Mature hook ups. Almost all the women turned them down as far as I know.

Wow, I'm really sorry to hear about that. :( That's very invasive. If you want to try to discover if there's a hidden camera in your room, there are devices that can help with that -- they a red led and do some filtering and causes small camera lenses to be illuminated. Here's an example.

But if your instinct is that she's just using telepathy, then I would tend to suspect that's what's going on. To me, this is especially devious because she isn't even masturbating to it, it's like she just wants to invade your space with something that is disgusting to you.

Nothing wrong at all with wanting to please the person you love by giving them gift of an earth quaking orgasm. You two have developed a great dynamic in your relationship that fits each of your personalities. Time to help her out and let her know you relish your role by getting some goodies to enjoy -- I'd suggest a riding crop to ensure your obedience if you get disorderly, but there are lots of devilish things that could enhance your together. Or perhaps these.

Adolescence isn't timeless. Neither is childhood generally. https://smile.amazon.com/Invention-Childhood-Emeritus-Professor-Cunningham/dp/0563493909/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525730746&sr=8-1&keywords=invention+of+childhood

Yeah. I'm guessing you're pretty young but what happened, as you described it, is a fucking big deal.

People aren't necessarily thinking the way they normally would when they're highly aroused (among other things) and they can end up making super irrational decisions they normally wouldn't even consider. A book called Predictably Irrational goes into this effect in detail. Unfortunately your state of mind in this case won't exempt you from the responsibility of what happened. Again, this is big deal and you need to understand that. If you're an American, you definitely just committed sexual assault (you may want to google how your state handles that charge), though I'd be surprised if your father decided to go to the police. You could've irreparably damaged your relationship with your father however but it's probably too early to tell.

You really need to be more careful because if you're going to be doing adult things, you need to be prepared for adult consequences.

To clean, soap and water then dip in rubbing alcohol you can get at the drugstore.

Battery vibes go through batteries fast. Get your own batteries and use them when you play so you won't wear out hers or she'll know.

But if you really want to good toy, you should go for a plug in vibe mail order. Easy to do: https://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

Appreciate your input! Sounds like a good idea, actually.

We were talking the other day. She was complaining that she felt old and unattractive. I told her that she is more beautiful now than she was 10 years ago and that I, and many other men, find mature women more attractive etc.

I was thinking about borrowing her laptop one day (gonna tell her mine is malfunctioning), search for mature porn, women that look like her and so on, and "forget" to delete the browser history. She will definitely see it because she is very careful with her computer.

I will absolutely update. I don't know if you have read my comments about me ignoring her for so long? I'm probably going to have to work on that for a pretty long time before I do something I cannot undo. Wanna do this right.

She is opening up more and more, though. Today she sent me 3 pictures of her when I was out. I told her I have a very attractive mother.

Thanks again, mate.

Edit:

The woman in this picture looks a lot like my mother. See what I have to live with? Lol.

http://www.amazon.com/Tranquil-Dreams-Nightshirt-Ecofabric-Organic/dp/B00G7OYERS/ref=pd_sim_a_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=1CJTZP1VTSP02TDHH594