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From the pic, I think they may be those plastic toy tubes that you stretch out and swing around, which makes them do a whistling noise. Kids toy.

Edit: https://www.amazon.com/Slinky-Brand-Single-Pop-Toob/dp/B000RGRN7K

Googling “I before E mug” seemed to work ok...

https://www.amazon.com/Kaimebien-Before-Grammar-Teacher-Ounces/dp/B0757XNTJS/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_79_bs_lp_img_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=NQEY0589G8XCHZV9KVZA

• Install PodcastAddict. (I'd rather not advertise a specific app, but It's the only one I know that offers the necessary features.)
• Search for and subscribe to Welcome to Night Vale.
• In the custom settings, go to "Episode filter" and "Keep" all episodes which include the keyword -. Yes, just the character "-".
• Return to the main screen, long press WTNV, and "Reset podcast" to apply the filter retroactively.

The watch face is called Gaze Effect: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=info.fathom.watchfaces.gaze&hl=en

When you first select the face, there's only one eye looking at you, and then the eyes multiply with each time you look at the watch. Sometimes they'll look around, and sometimes they'll just stare at you. Every hour on the hour, their eyes synchronize ticking from side to side, eerily. Pretty fun.

I did it. May be a huge file, may not be exactly what you want, but I matched up the beginnings of the episodes with each other and removed the end credits. Nightvale is on the Right channel, Dessert Bluffs on the left. The Sandstorm

Edit: I will note, that I'll play around with the idea more when I get home. Edit 2: Updated, find the comment

So it turns out there's a whole lot more of these out there in case anybody's really bored and wants to go play in them. There are some others with a Night Vale tone...
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Bookdepository covers pretty much the entire world with no shipping costs. I live in New Zealand so I'll probably be getting it from there. Here's the link.

Someone used to do this -- editing out the intro and the weather. With a little bit of Audacity it wouldn't be hard to restart this, or just make a version with the intro moved to the end.

I like podbean it has a good selection and they're easily ordered. There's also a stamp to tell you if you've already listened to an episode. Downside is they want you to create an account (free) using your email or Facebook. I noticed no extra spam since signing up.

It felt a lil weaker than their past stuff, but maybe I'm just so burned out on political jokes that even surreal ones don't hit as well. The Buzz Aldrin/moon, Trump widening, and veterans jokes made me laugh though.

The "Farms grow cakes" like got me too, because it reminded me of Cookie Clicker

Welcome and well met. I've actually been working on something that involves welcoming noobs. It sucks. It's really bad, but occasionally people tell me that it isn't worse then getting your testicles removed with rusty dental tools that are on fire. It's about two hours of your life you won't get back, but there is a welcome at the end.

https://www.mixcloud.com/GoodMorningNightValeTonight/

I think I found it: https://musicbrainz.org/release/2dcfe49f-6bd8-4073-a928-7ff21341fb97/disc/11

That looks correct as far as I can tell, hopefully that helps anyone else encountering the same problem I had.

You can use the mobile app (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nintendo.znca). It's an official Nintendo product, so no worries there. It has an Animal Crossing section that will let you scan the QR code. In the game you can pull up your Nook Phone, go to the custom designs, and push + to download the scanned design. I don't remember how to initially link the mobile app and your Switch account.

There is already a listing for both of the script books:

https://www.amazon.com/Whos-Good-Welcome-Night-Episodes/dp/0062798111/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1538651415&sr=8-10&keywords=welcome+to+night+vale

https://www.amazon.com/Buying-Welcome-Night-Vale-Episodes/dp/006279809X/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1538651415&sr=8-11&keywords=welcome+to+night+vale

It's also on the American Amazon as well! Curiously, it's only in the Kindle store right now. I suspect because it's been listed super early

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H51LBXV/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fdbTBb2G9HCH0

I honestly no idea, but I'm sure it's not too difficult to replace lights when needed. The light in mine isn't attached and I can move it around when I like.

u/borderlandsman linked this great light that can change colour which you might want to check out!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0062351427/ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=authorweb-20

I just looked at the amazon thing and ive gone through and gave it my address it doesnt seem to have added any cost to the order? however international shipping is ~$5 http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=596190

might be a good option as its only $13 USD on there right now :)