What are /r/zoophilia's favorite Products & Services?

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Off the top of my head, even if the animal cares about reproduction (and there is evidence that they might not), I'd ask if they even know that we are a different species from them? I mean that in a somewhat serious way. I've been sitting down on a sofa watching TV with a friend when his horny male dog knocked me over and humped me, despite there being a bitch in the same room.

I found that Truecrypt is easier to use. You make a virtual hard drive and mount it through Truecrypt. The file itself just looks like a blank data file, and it encrypted.

As for a VPN, Hotspot Shield is free and absurdly easy to use.

$ du -h *.exe 368K airvpn_windows_x64_installer.exe.exe 368K torbrowser-install-5.0.4_en-US.exe.exe

Yea right.

The real tor-browser installer is 41.8 MB.

c:\Users\Mac\Documents\Visual Studio 2012\Projects\BitcoinStealer\obj\Release\BitcoinStealer.pdb

Heh, nice try "Mac".

Edit: Monodevelop's decompiler looks pretty good actually: http://jesusfuck.me/di/PRKQ/monodevel.png

I have a tip for you:

internal const string AssemblyCopyright = "Copyright 1999-2012 Firefox and Mozzilla developers. All rights reserved.";

That's not how Mozilla is spelled.

Config.TempExeRelativePath = "Drpbx\drpbx.exe"; Config.FinalExeRelativePath = "Frfx\firefox.exe";

wat. These are paths that are going to look NOT suspicious?

I read a bit through the decompiled code and I'm confused: Where do you actually take the private key and send it? I feel a bit blind not seeing it...

Like most of the others here: no, at least not "telepathy" as the word is commonly used.

Sure, your brain is absurdly powerful, filtering in the order of 200Mb/s (choice quote "135mb/s for a severely over-exposed individual who happens to be on fire while taking a ride in a cement mixer") into the self-perception you have of being you. All of that raw data contains many experiences, most of which you are not conscious of most of the time: only by deliberately trying to expand my own consciousness to produce examples for this sentence, do I see the browns of a vase, listen to my neighbours' footsteps, see two coins on the desk, and notice I'm pinching one toe and both elbows.

If I learn to recognise more, even if it's Pavlovian learning with no conscious effort on my part, then I could very conceivably learn to communicate bi-directionally with a non-human.

That said, languages have a scale of complexities, so while it's probably possible to communicate "food" and "threat" to even ~~a plant~~ a single-celled microbe, any given mind will have a limit on what sort of communication is possible. I'd be extremely surprised if any non-human animal could help you with maths homework, for instance. Those limits may be two-directional, as a human minds are known to have difficulty intuiting full 6-degrees-of-freedom motion, and some creatures have senses that humans do not possess: bats and dolphins probably both think thoughts we cannot think, and dolphins might well have conversations about it.

> Is pedophilia even an actual real orientation?

I suspect that "orientation" is an irregular verb: I am kinky; you are a pervert; he's being charged under section 65 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

No need to be, remember that you are protecting yourself from some random guy on the Internet as opposed to the fuzz. It'll work well enough for that in combination with incognito mode to prevent any cookie leakage.

I also would like to recommend TunnelBear which offers a free limited service perfect for text posts and is anti-logging.

Recently there already where an interview between a NZ Podcast and a German Zoophilia advocate. Maybe it is a good idea to ask the Germans?

https://www.mixcloud.com/mike-kumagai/episode-45-steve-lebrasky-zoophilebestiality-practitioner-zeta-germany/

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> You literally just responded to a post where I showed some pretty good evidence

Fallacious evidence is not valid evidence.

> you're a dumbass.

Argumentum ad nauseam.

> but you're a dumbass

Argumentum ad nauseam.

> so why should I care what you think?

You have the right to not care about what I think. Nobody is forcing you.

> Find me this definition, link to it, and I will show you another clear example of you refusing to learn from actual scientific evidence and, instead, interjecting your own warped reality into every situation.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/dumb-ass

Dumbass indention: Some one that is stupid.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/stupid

Stupid definition: silly or unwise; showing poor judgment or little intelligence.

Little intelligence = low IQ. Poor judgment = lacking common sense.

The definition I gave: Dumbass: is a person with either low IQ or lacking common sense. ←Seems I was on point with the definition. Though showing poor judgment is much less vague than saying lacking common sense. Because a person can have ZERO common sense and still have good judgment.

> Serious question, are you autistic?

Serious answer: NO. I have been with psychologist a couple fo times because of depression and potential ADHD and according to them, I don't have enough symptoms to be diagnosed as having autism. I do have a couple of symptoms, but not enough to be diagnosed with Asperger. The only mental illness I have been diagnosed with is depression, which is a fairly common diagnosis on people who lost a loved one or on people who got bullied.

Any more serious quest? I like it more when you ask questions and learn instead of making bullshit claims.

Agreed, and I would even advocate for using one in general. It's simple, it's free, and considering #OpBeast knows a thing or two about computers, it could be the difference between being safe and being outed.

I think the most subtle (and therefore safest) while still being funny is the plain red rocket one- http://www.amazon.com/Rocket-Bicycle-Reflective-Reflector-Sticker/dp/B0030IYUD2

That would definitely get a laugh out of me. And hey, you get four of 'em! Deck everything out in red rockets.